Movie Caption Contest #119: Authority Figures

[cooleddie74]

RU'AFO:Yeah?

Well say what you want, smug bastards.

At least I'm a better villain than SHINZON.

 

[Candlelight]

Cartwright: "Three pages in and no E.T jokes"
President: "E.T wasn't black so it's not an easy reference"
Cartwright: "Shit... look who's racist this morning"
President: "Hey I'm just sayin'..."

 

[cooleddie74]

CARTWRIGHT: ...and if you think the probe crisis wasn't bad ENOUGH to have to deal with?

Smell my finger.

I'm hoping like HELL that that's not blood.

 

[Skywalker]

Dougherty: "Picard told me not to trust you. He said you killed Mozart."
Ru'afo: "Mo who?"

 

[Candlelight]

Cartwright: "If I said smell my finger and then the name 'Sharon'... would you get it...? Eh??"
President: "I hope it's not the same reason as Admiral Kirk over there sniffing his leg and saying 'Rhonda'"

"That thread... up there... number 118... is still stickied."

 

[Skywalker]

Chris Hansen (V.O.): "Tonight on 'To Catch a Predator'..."

 

[Alrik]

CARTWRIGHT: "Yeah, I agree. Kirk belongs on the Captains Wall of Fame. But that guy, right there. That Robau was one bad ass mo'fo."

 

[LeadHead]

Cartwright: There's something wrong with the window Mr. President.

President: What do you mean?

Cartwright: The Golden Gate Bridge is actually that way.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PRES. BEARDFACE: You've been trying to get that thing off the ground since 2255?!Costing the Federation how many credits?!

CARTWRIGHT: Uh....HEY LOOK A WEIRD PROBE!

 

[Shatmandu]

In retrospect, Admiral Cartwright's disregard for authority was evident pretty early.

Never get into a farting contest with a Russian.

 

[Bones2]

Nimoy: "Annnnnd....cut! Hey, that was great guys, but just one thing - you're not both looking in the same direction that Brock's pointing."
Peters: "Does it really matter? I mean who's gonna notice? It's not as if anyone's going to take a still of it. What would be the point in that?"
Nimoy: "Someone might do a caption competition with it one day."
Peters: "Naaah, there's gotta be at least 200 better stills before they get around to this."

 

[Candlelight]

"I... HAVE HAD... ENOUGH OF... CURRY!"

 

[scottydog]

Dr. Chekov: "So tell me about your childhood."

Kirk: "I remember being strangled constantly. And people photographing it. And then captioning it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "IT'S NOT WAGINA! DRIVESMEUPAFUCKINGWALL!"

 

[Bones2]

Kirk: "THE LENS FLARES! I...CAN'T TAKE THEM!"

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov discovers where he left his pet sea urchin.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "My Engine Room had one disgusting drunk. Yours is a fucking BREWERY."

 

[Rat Boy]

Roth: "So how did Shatmandu get a win in last week's contest?"

Cartwright: "Because of this."

Roth: "So how's he going to get one for this week?"

Cartwright: "Probably because of the following..."

 

[Candlelight]

Roth: "So how did Shatmandu get a win in last week's contest?"

Cartwright: "Because of this."

Roth: "So how's he going to get one for this week?"

Cartwright: "Probably because of the following..."

"Although that Candlelight is pretty fucking bright. I wouldn't put it past him to come up with something unbefuckinglievably brilliant to dazzle the judge. Either that or slip him a twenty"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Cartwright: "Thats her sir, the light skinned Orion girl with the blue hair."

Roth: "You mean...?"

Cartwright: " Yep, trained it to talk she did"

Ru'afo: "Dougherty! I warned you..."

Dougherty: "Sorry sir, it those wings your cook made they make me gassy."

Greenwood: "You go near my daughter again and you'll be talking another 8 octives higher got it."