Movie Caption Contest #119: Authority Figures

[John Picard]

Adm Cartwright: "...and then I'm going to add on an extra room over there."
President: "Oh -- are you going to wire it for 220?"
Adm Cartwright: "220...221 -- whatever is takes."

 

[Newspaper Taxi]

Admiral: Holy shit! They've developed the technology to revive mummies!

 

[Captain Crow]

Cartwright: There's that sumbitch Boo Radley.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Little known fact: Heroes originally starred Brock Peters as "Sylar" and Robert Ellenstein as "The Cheerleader".

 

[Shatmandu]

Admiral Impactless: "You talk a lot of shit for a guy whose face looks like a plucked nutsack."

Cartwright: "See my photo of my new grandson? Name's Joseph Sisko."

 

[Captain Crow]

Time Lord Beardface: Which way to "The War Games" set?

 

[Rat Boy]

Roth: "What the hell is R2-D2 doing in the new movie?"

Cartwright: "About two hundred KPH, Mr. President."

 

[cooleddie74]

CARTWRIGHT: See that?

ROTH: Yeah.

CARTWRIGHT: LAST black-light poster of Janis Joplin left in the entire Federation...

PIKE: How DID you get into Starfleet?

Someone at the Academy lose a bet or let you blow them?

CHEKOV: Sir?

PIKE: Nothing.

 

[cooleddie74]

CARTWRIGHT: It's worse than we thought.

The Felix the Cat googly-eye clock over there just turned into a sundial.

History has been F***ED.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CARTWRIGHT: And that's my collection of whale hunting trophies. Worthless animals, serve no real purpose.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cartwright: "Sarek's opening his robe at the Elementary School tour kids again ..."

 

[Candlelight]

Cartwright: "That? That's some alarm about the Klingon moon of Praxis being unstable. Don't worry, nothing will ever happen to Praxis"
President: "Yeah, I'll let the next president handle it"
*both men chuckle*

 

[Nerys Myk]

CARTWRIGHT: That's the room where Kirk and his crew will be executed. Nothing's gonna stop that!

 

[Alrik]

CARTWRIGHT: "Nuclear vessels? They were there....no (turns and points) there, across the bay, (beat) in Alameda."

 

[Alrik]

President: "My lord, Spock's robe is open."

Cartwright: "Now that's one hung double donged vulcan."

Sarek (os) "That's m'boy. "

 

[Alrik]

PIKE: "So, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Alrik]

PIKE: "Supplemental Insurance? Hell no. That's for pansies. I can't see myself every getting laid up."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: So, if anything happens I want you to take command.

CHEKOV: Me, sir?

PIKE: I'm kidding! What could happen?

 

[Alrik]

Dougherty: "You are not helping the 'stage fright' one bit."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOUGHERTY: Call the waiting room, we need a photoshop stat! We're not getting enough captions!

RU'FO: Perhaps if we were in a better movie?

DOUGHERTY: Ha! We're twice the actors those other losers are! You won a fricking Oscar! And I have an Emmy!

RU'FU: Yet, here we are.