Movie Caption Contest #108: Out with the Old, In with the New
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Spock: (in Mind Meld) Nero was waiting for me. He captured my vessel, then made me an offer, if I could clean their bathroom, they would spare my planet. Since they had no heavy cleaning products, I could not succeed. Nero transported me here so I would watch. Billions of lives lost, because of me Jim. Because I failed.
Must be Delta Vega, UK.
SPOCK: "Having separate faucets for the hot water and the cold water is... illogical. Who designed that sink?"
"This septic system is NOT living long...NOR prospering."
PICARD:"Your portrait at Starfleet Headquarters doesn't do you justice, Captain."
KIRK:"Why's that?"
PICARD:"According to it, your hair is supposed to be lifelike."
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Spock: "Shit... out of danger...?"
Multi Cap response
Kirk: That was a great trip, Jean-Luc. Thanks for inviting me.
Picard: No problem, but I have the nagging suspicion that we left something at the Truckstop on the way back.
Kirk: Don't worry, it probably wasn't important.
Spock: JIM! JEAN-LUC! The door locks from the outside! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Kirk: That was a great trip, Jean-Luc. Thanks for inviting me.
Picard: No problem, but I have the nagging suspicion that we left something at the Truckstop on the way back.
Kirk: Don't worry, it probably wasn't important.
Spock: JIM! JEAN-LUC! The door locks from the outside! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Old Spock: According to this handwritten message on the wall if I call this number I can have a good time with Tina.
Scotty: At least me transport isn't Eddie Murphy.
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"Someone stole the handle off the cold tap and the hot one burns me. Hello? Can anybody hear me?"
KIRK: "So, you need some help, eh? Well, I'm your man! Let's go!"
PICARD: "Actually Captain, on second thought... you're really looking a lot older and more out of shape than I thought you'd be. Maybe this isn't the best idea..."
KIRK: "What? Nonsense, I'm as spry as I ever was!"
PICARD: "Captain, you look like you're over two hundred pounds, your crow's feet have crow's feet, and there are lines on your forehead deep enough to serve dip out of. Thanks, but I'm just going to stop Soran on my own... but, uh, it was nice meeting you. A real honour... Sir!"
KIRK: "So, you're from the future? And you're here to help me... what, fulfill my destiny?"
SPOCK: "In a manner of speaking." >places a camcorder on a ledge< "Are you at all familiar with 'K/S fanfic'?"
KIRK: "Uh, no, why?"
SPOCK: "I see... Well then, this is going to be a little bit awkward."
Picard: We have to go back to a planet, Veridian III, we have to stop a man called Soran from destroying a star. Milions of lives are at stake!
Kirk: How will we get there?
Picard: We can go anywhere, anytime.
Kirk: Okay, lets call going to Veridian III Plan B. Plan A, you go back to your ship when Soran came aboard, arrest him, lock him up in the Brig, and I'll get back to having a romantic lunch with Antonia. Did you really not think of that on your own?
Picard: We have to stop Soren"
Kirk: "Alright, but can I have a sandwich first?"
Picard: "Well, not really-"
Kirk: "Ah go on. How about a snickers bar?"
Picard: "We're waisting precious time"
Kirk: "Alright alright... .... .... are you gonna eat those pips on your collar?"
EDIT: I was gonna fix the spelling mistake but I think it's apt...
Spock Prime: Who does number two work for?
Tom Arnold in next stall: Ya! Show that turd who's boss!
Kirk: Spock!
Spock: The ship... out of danger?
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
Kirk: ...the needs of the few...
Spock: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
Spock: I have been and always shall be your friend.
[Holds up his hand in the Vulcan salute]
Spock: Live long and do NOT come in here.
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