Movie Caption Contest #108: Out with the Old, In with the New

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "You did what?"

Kirk: "I killed your past self."

*Spock disappears in a puff of smoke*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk (off-cam): Spock! How's it going?
Spock-Prime: Jim, it's so cold that my nipples could cut diamonds.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: "Ok, so you called this place the Nexxus? And you say it isn't real? And you need my help on Veridian III to stop a man called Soren? Ok...so, how do we get out of here?"

Picard: "ummmmmmmmmm.....oh shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

"On Soviet Delta Vega, winter coat wears YOU!

What a timeline!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"We might not be able to get out of here, Captain. Got any backup plans or ideas?"

KIRK:"Well. You know what they say about spending enough time in prison with other men."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I come from your future, and ... wait a second ... how did Khan know Chekov?"

Picard: "If this is Heaven, why does it look like a cat is fucking the back of your head?"
Kirk: "Meee-ow."

Kirk: "Did I say Antonia? I meant Antonio. Stable boy. Hung like a donkey, and you can bounce a quatloo off his inner-thigh. He calls me his 'big chilupa'."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock, upon reading through each and every one of Courtney Love's rantings about Guitar Hero 5.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I wonder if your brother George will grow that big porno 'stache in this timeline."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Did I say Antonia? I meant Antonio. Stable boy. Hung like a donkey, and you can bounce a quatloo off his inner-thigh. He calls me his 'big chilupa'."

Is everyone making an Antonio joke these days...?

 

[Alrik]

Nimoy: "How is it that Bill gets offers for Priceline and such, and I only get them from Preparation H."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nemoy: "How is it that Bill gets offers for Priceline and such, and I only get them from Preparation H."

Shatner (off camera): "At least you're in the damn movie!"

Nimoy: "Quite right; thanks for making me feel better about myself."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Spock! You're in the Nexus too?
Spock: No, this is a nightmare. We're about to start a "Spock's Brain"-"Cost of living"-"Meridian"-"Human Error"-"These Are the Voyages" Marathon. Enjoy!

 

[Bones2]

Spock: "I know you, your name is...I'm sorry it'll come to me, it's my age you see...I have been and always shall be your...err...I'm so cold..."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "THE WOMEN!?! Hahaha, just kidding ya. Continue"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: "I wonder if your brother George will grow that big porno 'stache in this timeline."

Kirk (off-cam): Who's that?

 

[JarodRussell]

Kirk: Someone else is going to play me? Yeah right.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You don't get a lot of tail, being Captain?"
<Picard shakes head. Kirk makes jerkoff motion.>

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Let me get this straight. I can either risk my life facing off with an armed nut job and trying to help you save a planet I've never heard of, or I can spend the rest of time here, listening to you preach about 'honor and duty' .....all right then, when do we leave?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Take the black lady back with you. I fight with my ass."

Spock: "My mummy's dead ... can't get it through my head ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: Tell JJ I'm ready for my close up.

NIMOY: