Movie Caption Contest #108: Out with the Old, In with the New

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You guys don't have yeomans on your ships?

Shame. Real shame.

They were fricking AWESOME."

 

[Alrik]

Spock Prime: "Well I would like to see the look on your face after three day of having your wool slacks ride up. The chafing is almost murder. You wouldn't, by chance, have any talc in that kit would you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I have been...and always shall be...

the Abominable Snow Vulcan."

 

[Alrik]

KIRK:"And you say the nude jumping jacks are still a requirement? That Bones was quite the visionary. He'd be so proud."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"See that clock over there? The one my friend Bones gave me?

When it hits the hour mark, a little mechanical Orion slave girl comes out and blows a dude."

 

[Alrik]

Spock Prime: "GRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

NuKirk: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Spock Prime: *snort, cough* "Just kidding. Man, that was too easy."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Trust me, I BELIEVE you're James T. Kirk. You don't have to show me the black hairy mole on your taint."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Disney bought out Marvel? Warner Bros. is consolidating DC Comics?
Kirk (off-camera): Yeah. What have you been doing, living in a cave?
Spock: Actually, yes.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Captain, look I need your help! I want you to leave the Nexus with me!
Kirk: Travel? This sounds like a job for the...
Chorus: PRICELINE NEGOTIATOR!

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "If Spock were here, do you know what he'd say?"
Picard: "You're a fat tub of lard?"
Kirk: "Ha! Close. No he'd say something about something being illogical."

Kirk: "Look, I'd love to help, but I've got to get up to Antonio"
Picard: "I thought it was Antonia?"
Kirk: "What I say?"
Picard: "Antonio"
Kirk: "Oh my"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim, put down that damn Beatles game and help me stop Nero!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I'm in a mountaintop cabin with a younger man who is wearing assless chaps. This is Heaven."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Regulations state you are required to submit to a physical after encountering indigenous life forms. So start with nude jumping jacks...really slow."

 

[S'kai]

Spock: Jim, One day, a time will come... a time with mountain climbing, campfire songs, god, old lady naked fan dances, emotional Vulcans, and maybe or maybe not some sort of rock monster... Just do me a favor and push me out of an airlock before any of that happens, ok?

Kirk: How about a heroic death in the reactor room of Engineering, saving the Enterprise?

Spock: Mmmm -- yeah. That should pretty much cover all the bases.

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "I've been stuck on this planet for a few days now. I bet you're wondering where I got this piece of wood from to keep warm...
.
.
.
...yeah well keep wondering"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: This place in worse than Grand Central Station!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Is your McCoy a whiney bitch like mine was?"

 

[LeadHead]

As you can see I've graduated from being a pointy eared bastard, now I'm a pointy eared old crank.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "... Bald is beautiful my ass, I've still nailed more Alien babes than you there buddy"

Picard: "Star fleet records show you've also had more
communicable STD's than anyone in Starfleet history"

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Congratulations, Jean-Luc. You've become part of a long tradition of bald captains. Me, Sisko, Janeway..."
Picard: "Janeway? But she isn't--ohh..."

Spock: "Wait a minute, something about this just doesn't feel right..."

Spock: "Ah, that's better!"