Movie Caption Contest #108: Out with the Old, In with the New

[Rat Boy]

No need to change the locks on your doors, because it's time for another caption contest! First, let's let in...

For showing what lengths some people will go to for a good night's sleep (something I can understand), our winner is...

Scotty: "I'm try'nta sleep in the next cell here, assholes. Would you ever shut the fuck up?"

For demonstrating that Dr. Soong designed a chip to suit every occasion, politically correct or not, our winner is...

Data: Slip me some skin, my brotha!
Geordi: Data we don't have time for this, deactivate your stereotype chip.

For someone (or something) who should be careful what they wish for, our winner is...

Doctor: "I hate these slow days where nothing happens..."

And I decided to give out two Photoshop awards this week...

Mrs. Slocombe was concerned that the quality of the Jr. Salesmen kept slipping and slipping.

(Just wanted to see if I could do it! Could be useful later...)

*right-click, save-as* You never know where Scotty will show up next. Congratulations to the winners and here's the ol' scoreboard:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 50
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 49
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 42
Shatmandu (Hall of Fame) 30
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 26
The Laughing Vulcan (Hall of Fame) 23
middyseafort (Hall of Fame) 23
Outpost4 (Hall of Fame) 21
Triskelion (Hall of Fame) 21
Turd Ferguson 17
Diesel Micky Dolenz 14
Skywalker 12
Alrik 12
LeadHead 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
DS9Sega 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
zephramc 10
Herkimer Jitty 10
BriGuy 9
Tharpdevenport 9
Kirby 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
John_Picard 6
Atavachron 6
jptrekker 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
The Cutest of Borg 5
Bad Atom 5
captain crow 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Peach Wookie 4
TheGallifreyanSith 4
Mistral 4
Woulfe 4
Piper 4
B.J. 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Daneel 3
Amasov 3
SalvorHardin 3
Hartzilla2007 3
Classic Fan 3
M'Sharak 3
Civil Shadow 3
The Squire of Gothos 3
Deranged Nasat 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
thedude 2
S'Kai 2
seigezunt 2
trampledamage 2
protocida 2
BriGuy 2
26138 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
Toban Kal 1
trilbymonkey 1
Will 1
Captain Mike 1
T'Boggan 1
Dimesdan 1
shivkala 1
KirkusOveractus 1
CTM 1
Emperor-Tiberius 1
Alpha_Geek 1
Zachary_Smith 1
Plum 1
3 of 11 1
jongredic 1
Super Grover 1
T'Aerwynd 1
shivkala 1
Jackson_Roykirk 1
The Badger 1
Captain Zog 1
J. Allen 1
Lashmore 1
NickRyder 1
Aragorn 1
USS Bones 1

This week, we commemorate the changing of the seasons and the passing of the torch (quite literally in one picture). First up, we have Spock Prime wondering what was up with nuKirk's eyes. And lastly, we have Shatner gloating over all the awards he won after his time on Trek was up. Have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock Prime: "Oh, great. He just shit his pants."

Kirk: "Someone balder than Mr. Clean shouldn't be making fun of other people's hair."

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey, a win! Yee-Haw!

Spock Prime: "Yes, my teeth are illogical."

Kirk: "You keep singing 'Muskrat Love' when you look at my hair. Why?"

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

Picard: I can't make the gravity of the situation any clearer. We must stop all those fanfiction writers from making slash fics about us.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Nimoy: "So let me get this straight, you destroy both Vulcan and Romulus, you have a villain who travels through time to go looking for vengeance when he can instead alter history and stop a disaster from taking place, and my younger version has sex with Uhura."
Abrams: "And this is how much you're getting paid."
Nimoy: "Stop wasting my time and roll camera!"

Kirk: "... and that's how to accomplish a one-cheek-sneak."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock Prime: And you will die in the most embarrassing of ways...

Kirk: Sorry, buddy. Spock already came back in time and warned me about you. I'm staying. Get that Mrs. Dreadlocks to help you out.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock Prime: "Y'know, I had a holoprojector with a message from the old you on it, but I left it in my other pants."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "What's with you 23rd Century people and all the diaper references?"

Kirk: "They don't have diapers in the 24th Century?"

Picard: "No, we just let our babies go where they please. A bit messy, but that's the way Nature intended it."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"There is a Federation outpost nearby that may prove to be useful, but we must move quickly... Imperial Star Destroyers have just jumped into orbit and there's a pissed off Wampa right behind you."

"Captain of the Enterprise, huh? So there's a madman trying to blow up a star and we've got to go back and stop him. Sounds like bad fanwank to me!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock Prime listens to Shatmandu's theme song.

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^^

Prime: "In this universe, has Uhura revealed herself as a man yet?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: "Oh Jean-Luc. Didn't you know? You had me at hello."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock Prime discovers that repopulating the Vulcan species isn't going to be as fun as he thought it was.

 

[Candlelight]

"Put your shirt back on son, it's not gonna be that kind of revelation"

"You want me to come back and stop some madman from destroying stars so he can enter the Nexus too? Sounds like fun"
"Actually I'm part of this fantasy. Take your clothes off"

 

[Candlelight]

May as well get the obvious photoshop out of the way early...

"...but I was too late, and the star went nova. Romulus was-"
"Oh oh! Tell him the one about the time we went and got Whales! I scored a 20th century chick that day!"
"NOW I know why JJ didn't want you here"

 

[LeadHead]

Okay, I can take the lens flare and blowing up my home planet, but get me a better jacket!

Kirk: So then after V'Ger, I got several years older, left starfleet, met Antonia, then rejoined starfleet, got 10 years younger and then I ran into Khan.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Come vaccuum you?"
Picard: "Come back with me. Clean out your ears"
Kirk: "Clean out my rear?"
Picard: "Forget it"

 

[Candlelight]

"We wants it... my precious... we also wants your coat cos it's fucking freezing in here"

 

[Jptrekker]

Thanks for the win!

Spock: Jim, take my advice, start using Rogaine now, those cheap rugs you're gonna wear don't fool anybody.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Lay off the gravy, asswipe."