Movie Caption Contest #107: Opening Doors

[S'kai]

Data: See Geordi, I told you the new urinals were not that difficult to operate!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Fooking' Captioners! Do ye not know the opportunity for a haggis and farts joke when ye see one?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: (prissy) I love it! Gold is my color!

GEORDI: (prissier) Not a fan of early bordelo, honey.

 

[Bones2]

Scotty knew that he'd broken down the wall to Uhura's shower by mistake, and at any other time he'd have covered his eyes and apologised...but this was Star Trek V.

Data: "Hey Geordi, look at this!"
Geordi: "I'm kinda...busy here...venting drive plasma..."

Doctor: "I hate these slow days where nothing happens..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: I was sure the "No Solicitors" sign would scare them off.

 

[SilentP]

EMH: Right, who did that? It's not polite to turn off the automatic doors when we have Orc and Uruk-hai crewmember on board.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Apparently Cook's chili packed a mighty wallop.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Data: (to himself) "The hell with Mr. Tricorder. Mr. Middlefinger is about to make an appearance to this overly serious prick!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

The EMH was not particularly pleased to find that his opera program had been secretly replaced with a doorstop program.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't ye recognize a terrible, fake Scottish brogue when ye HEAR it, lads?!!?"

DATA:"See?

TOLD you we could get this close to a star's corona without comically bursting into flames!!"

BORG OUTSIDE:"Nano-gram.

Hello? NANO-GRAM!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

This was the LAST time anyone on the 1701-A asked for a courtesy flush.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"God?! I thought we left you on Sha Ka Ree?!"

"SILENCE, MORTAL! DO NOT PRESUME TO FATHOM THE WAYS OF THE ONE. NOW BRING ME FIVE BOTTLES OF ALDEBARAN WHISKEY, SOMETHING SALTED AND GREASY AND A GOOD ACTION MOVIE WITH A HOT LEAD ACTRESS. I MIGHT AS WELL GET SETTLED."

"But...these are my quarters..."

"BEAT IT! AND BRING ME A NEW WALL, I SMOTE THE OLD ONE."

 

[Candlelight]

"I dinnae realise the walls were so thin?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Announcer: "And now, on with our story..."

Super Scotty: "Yes, on with our story!"

 

[Alrik]

*knock, knock , knock*
BORG OUTSIDE:"Land Shark."

EMH: "Like I'm going to fall for that one."

*knock, knock, knock*
BORG OUTSIDE: "Pizza guy."

EMH: "Oh, let me get my wallet. I'll be right there."

 

[Alrik]

EMH: "Keep a knockin but you can't come in..*air guitars*...du nu nu nu."

 

[Alrik]

Scotty: "That'll be the last time I try un light one after a weekend long scotch bender."

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "Cut it out Data, we've got a job to do. Besides, it's pull my finger, not pull my hand."

Data: "Just work with me here."

 

[Candlelight]

"Data, when you ejected the Enterprise D's urine tanks, you did point the valves away from the observatory, right?"

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Did you get my message? Wait, where are the chili fries?