Mrs. Slcombe: Sir, you've just blown my pussy full of dust and smoke! You've given it quite the fright.
Scotty: And my tribble's gone soft, lass.
Movie Caption Contest #107: Opening Doors
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Mrs. Slcombe: Sir, you've just blown my pussy full of dust and smoke! You've given it quite the fright.
Scotty: And my tribble's gone soft, lass.
Bourbon and beans.
An explosive combination.
DATA:"EH? Come on...you GOTTA give me props on THAT one!
Commander Riker never saw the old trilithium-in-the-underwear gag coming!!"
"What the bloody hell...
ANOTHER Ilia Probe's loose on our ship!?"
Mrs. Slcombe: "Mr Scott, are you freeee?"
Scotty: "I'm freee- och now ya got me doin it"
Scotty's escape attempt went too well and blew a hole into the mirror universe.
And damn did he look good.
"LISTEN, YOUR PIZZA IS HERE, AND READY! PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!!"
"It won't open for another 3'36". After that you can come in"
"BUT THEN IT'S FREE!?!"
"Oh... is it...? Oh"
Ceiling Scotty is watching you tinker with yer engines laddie.
I'm waiting for Monorail McCoy.
Scotty: I've got something that'll ride up with wear, lassie.
(A photoshop that came to me after watching Full Metal Jacket...)
Hartman: JESUS H. CHRIST! Don't make any fucking effort to find and break them out, Mr. Scott! I bet if Uhura's pussy was with them you would've found them by now! Your ass looks like 150 pounds of deep fried butter, you know that! MOVE IT before I rip your balls off!
Hartman: JESUS H. CHRIST! Don't make any fucking effort to find and break them out, Mr. Scott! I bet if Uhura's pussy was with them you would've found them by now! Your ass looks like 150 pounds of deep fried butter, you know that! MOVE IT before I rip your balls off!
"Here's Scotty!!"
(can't be bothered checking to see if it's already been done)
(A photoshop that came to me after watching Full Metal Jacket...)
Hartman: JESUS H. CHRIST! Don't make any fucking effort to find and break them out, Mr. Scott! I bet if Uhura's pussy was with them you would've found them by now! Your ass looks like 150 pounds of deep fried butter, you know that! MOVE IT before I rip your balls off!
Hartman: "Where you from, boy?"
Scotty: "Glasgow. No wait, Edinburgh! Or was it Linlithgow?"
Hartman: "Oh for God's sake."
GUNNY HARTMAN: What is your major malfunction?!!
SCOTTY: Well, besides this hole in the bulkhead, the intermix formula is wrong, the impulse deck is blown, the warp drive's a hopeless pile o' junk, that Vulcan won't be happy 'til these controls are a puddle of lead, I can't change the laws of physics, the casing has a wide gap ripped in it, the matter-antimatter control is fused, the phasers are...
GUNNY HARTMAN: Shut the fuck up!!!!
Five minutes later... "DAVID LETTERMAN..."
"Here's Scotty!!"
(can't be bothered checking to see if it's already been done)
Five more minutes later... "I'm Andy Rooney, I'm Morely Schaffer, and this is Ed Bradley... All this and more in the next 60 Minutes!"
Scotty: What are yah standing 'round for? Dinna know a caption break when yah see one?
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