Movie Caption Contest #101: The Next Generation

[Candlelight]

Guinan: "And another thing... whatever happened to that aging fart Tom Hanks? I mean he does a trillion movies, asks God to bless America, North America and eventually the northern hemisphere, and then fades away and gets old. I mean.... he's technically if posters can understand what I'm getting at standing right behind me isn't he?"

 

[Kirby]

Geordi: Ted Danson? Really?

Guinan: That was a long time ago Geordi, I was nailing a lot of the 1980s television stars back then, god knows I couldn't stand listening to them. Did I ever tell you about the time with Gary Coleman, Emanual Lewis, and Mr. Belvedere... Talk about getting your freak on!

Geordi: That's it I'm outta here.

 

[Candlelight]

Geordi: "Man I hate flowers"

Guinan: "Yeah me too"

Flowers behind them: "I'M RIGHT HERE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICKS!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data came to regret his Terminator/Matrix film festival suggestion.

WORF: No, she never accidentally screamed your name during sex. Though I did once.

GEORDIE: My mom's maiden name? King. Why do you ask?

CRUSHER: No Reg, a "MILF Sandwich" is not on the menu.

 

[Maurice]

WORF: No, she never accidentally screamed your name during sex. Though I did once.

 

[Candlelight]

Crusher: "These aren't the boobs you're looking for"
Data: "Those aren't the boobs I'm looking for"
Crusher: "Move along"
Deanna: "Way ta go Crusher, we could've got a feel then. I know Riker gave me a bulkhead steamer before we left but it must be ages since your puppies were allowed in the playground"

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Get out of the way Data, the line must be drawn here!
Data: Captain, that is extremely dangerous.
Picard: It's okay, i set my Phaser on fun!
Data: That's a Birthday Card Joke, not an actual Setting.
Picard: Uh-oh. Picard to sickbay, send a Medical Team to the Ships Arcade.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Data, we need to talk about your World of Warcraft addiction."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Geordi: "Really? You don't think we've been to the moon?"
Guinan: "That's right."
Geordi: "Even though there are over a million people living on it?"
Guinan: "Hoax."

Damit someone beat me to it, Congrats!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Troi:[thinking] "10" my ass, I read your mind. 5-1/2 if your lucky"
Crusher: "Yeah right, a three-some with you and her? Give it up Reg.!"

 

[Candlelight]

Crusher: "Not only our boobs, but my ass is so tight, my thighs can crush cans and my front bum is practically quivering"

Data: *explodes*

 

[LeadHead]

Guinan: How long did it take them to get married?
La Forge: 18 years.
Guinan: Who had the commitment issues?
La Forge: Him, then her, then him, then her again, then...
(3 hours later)
La Forge:.....and finally her.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Crusher: Yes, our boobs have started to firm up.
Troi: And my penis has grown back.
Crusher: Yeah, and our pe--whut?!

 

[Anticitizen]

Riker: Shake it, girl, yeah, SHAKE IT! Lieutenant, stick another dollar bill in her g-string.

When it looked like the rave was starting to get boring, Data activated his breakdancing subroutine.

Geordi and Guinan frown upon your shenanigans.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

OMG! you peoplel just kill me~ i havent laughed this hard in a long time! These are all priceless!!!!


anyway, here's a lame ass one from me:


*off screen* Troi: I sense something.

Data: "Captain, should i put the counselor out of her misery? And by her misery i really mean OUR misery?

 

[LeadHead]

Guinan: Wow, this wedding is packed! I thought they were having two ceremonies to keep it from getting overcrowded.
La Forge: Everything was on track for that, until you said you were also going to the one on Betazed!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Two years from now, if their marriage hasn't been suddenly annulled and not acknowledged for no apparent reason like my regenerated eyes, I'm going to be pissed."

 

[Triskelion]

Guinan: Well, I'd better get back to work.

Data, are those...diamonds on the soles of your shoes?
It's how I roll, sir.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Inspiration:

Geordi: The Enterprise called. They want the saucer section back.
Guinan: Idiot.


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LAFORGE: Didn't get my e-mail about the new ship, I take it?

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "If I die, will you take care of Deanna for me?"
Riker: "I'll do it even if you don't."