Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Male lactation."
Computer: "You're fucked up, dude."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Spock: "Bing? What the hell kind of name is that?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Which date came first: the first human on Mars or the completion of caption contest 100?"

Ah hell, we all know where this is going...

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk (looking at the asian ensign): "My God Bones... now that's a hairpiece"
Bones (looking at Scotty): "Mr Scott's not doing to bad under his nose either"
Spock (looking at Kirk's lower back): "When was the last time you waxed your ass Admiral, it looks like Carl's hiding down there"

 

[Rat Boy]

I'm only waiting on two people to chime in with their winners.

 

[Candlelight]

I'm only waiting on two people to chime in with their winners.

Can you name them so we can shame them and maybe include them in some humourous caption images...?

 

[trampledamage]

I'm only waiting on two people to chime in with their winners.

Can you name them so we can shame them and maybe include them in some humourous caption images...?

Not that we would ever dream of doing such a thing...

 

[Candlelight]

I'm only waiting on two people to chime in with their winners.

Can you name them so we can shame them and maybe include them in some humourous caption images...?

Not that we would ever dream of doing such a thing...

Speak for yourself. Whoever hasn't done their vote is gonna be impaled by Sulu.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"He who smelt it...dealt it."

COMPUTER:"Correct!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Don Ho is a member of the crew now?!

Why the hell does nobody EVER tell me these things?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

^ ^ ^ ^

Here's your hint, Candlelight.

 

[Candlelight]

"Ah, cooleddie74, thats why you've been delayed"

 

[trampledamage]

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Hmm. Cooleddie has had sex with a woman, a Chuck Taylor sneaker, a man, a goat, a knotty pine, a Big Bird hand puppet, a mukluk, an uncooked chicken breast, a chicken, and a pair of waders while they were still being worn. By a man."
Computer: "CORRECT!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock (reading aloud from a computer screen): "Holdfast Confessional thread. Hum. MOAR: I cheat on my wife with a guy who I've been blowing since we are young. I'm not attracted to him, but I really, really, really like fallatio. Fascinating. I think I vomited a little in my mouth."

 

[Candlelight]

"cooleddie74 hasn't voted yet, what should we do??"
"Find him and kill him"

"Funny, I've got a bone to pick with him, too"

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find him."
"Me too."
"What shall we do now then...?"
"Um..."
"Gang up and try and kill one of us?"
"Sure"
"Soren, you're it"

 

[LeadHead]

I am Lurr from the Planet cooleddie74! Tremble in fear at the hundreds of Captions in this contest!

 

[Skywalker]

McCoy: "Damn it, cooleddie, don't you give me that smug little smirk! Make a damn decision already!"

 

[Candlelight]

Coming soon:

Movie Caption Contest #101: The Undiscovered cooleddie74 contest

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Cooleddie farts in the car. And then turns up the heat."
Computer: "The question was about temporal dynamics."

Spock: "Cooleddie's never been good at making choices, being violently bisexual and all ..."