Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Daneel]

SPOCK: "Computer, access all available information on the history of 'slash fiction'."

COMPUTER: "Accessing... information found."

SPOCK: "Display section under heading 'K/S'."

COMPUTER: "Section 'K/S' now displayed."

SPOCK (reading through it): "Fascinating..."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Now, logic dictates if I refresh these three computers at a periodic rate, theoretically the new CAPTION THIS contest should appear on one of these screens. *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* GodDAMMIT."

 

[JB2005]

Even by the 23rd century, there was no escaping the blue screens of death

 

[Candlelight]

COMPUTER: "At what frequency does Rat Boy deliever subsequent caption this contests?"
SPOCK: "Meh, it varies"
COMPUTER: "Correct!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

And so they waited patiently for the next Caption This! contest.

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Sulu!"
McCoy: "My God, man! What the hell are you doing?"
Sulu: "Looking for the next caption contest. Nope, not in here, either."

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Don't look at me; Rat Boy's not judging this contest."

 

[trampledamage]

GORKON: Tell me whose Caption Contest result we're waiting for, Kirk, and I'll get my men to persuade them to hurry it up a little...

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Maybe I should drag this on for another week, just to mess with you."

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu: "OR YOU COULD TAKE YOUR TIME!! I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE AT THE MO!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Don't make me wait any longer, Jim, my pants can't take much more"

(For the record, I've already voted, must be waiting on one of the others)

 

[Gertch]

Kirk (Rat Boy): "Ah, Shatmandu, you're getting Candlelight's winner. I've got Gertch's."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk (Rat Boy): "Ah, Shatmandu, you're getting Candlelight's winner. I've got Gertch's."

What?!? Oh I thought you said weiner...

 

[Gertch]

Kirk (Rat Boy): "Ah, Shatmandu, you're getting Candlelight's winner. I've got Gertch's."

What?!? Oh I thought you said weiner...

*snort*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Soran: Captains on the bridge! Ha... I've always wanted to say that. But seriously, I'm gonna kill ya both.

I quit. We have a winner!

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

 

[Daneel]

SORAN: "You really think people want to watch a couple of senior citizens fight a middle-aged scientist on some barren, deserted planet? Do you think this is the great climax they've been waiting for?"

KIRK: "Oh come one, that's hardly fair... Besides, we weren't nearly this old when the Caption Contest began."

 

[LeadHead]

Since "When will the Caption Contest End" jokes seem to be in...

Scotty: I had a wee bout Sir, but Doctor McCoy pulled me through.
Kirk: Wee bout of what?
McCoy: 2 week Caption Contest Admiral.
Kirk: Ah, of course.

Riker: Tough little Caption Contest.

Worf: Little?

Computer: What were the principal events on the Planet Earth in the year 2009?

Spock: The longest Caption Contest on record.

Computer: Correct.

Sulu: Take your time getting to the side elevator.

Kirk: Why?

Sulu: The Security Team is busy judging the Caption contest.

Kirk: We must do this again sometime.

Gorkon: You don't Trust me do you? I don't blame you. If there is to be a Brave New Caption Contest our Generation is going to have the hardest time living in it.

Soran: Just who the hell are you?

Picard: He's.. He's... Damn! 14 pages of Captions and nobody says his name!

 

[Candlelight]

SORAN: "You really think people want to watch a couple of senior citizens fight a middle-aged scientist on some barren, deserted planet? Do you think this is the great climax they've been waiting for?"

KIRK: "Oh come one, that's hardly fair... Besides, we weren't nearly this old when the Caption Contest began."

PICARD: "Wait, this is the mega-happy ending. Everyone give me a hug"

SOREN and KIRK run up to Picard and embrace him.

HAPPY MUSIC PLAYS.

FADE OUT.

 

[Candlelight]

"I can get ye warp drive up and running again, sir. I know you said 8 weeks but I can do it your ye in 2"

"Actually they're still waiting for votes to come in so you can do it in 8 weeks if you like. Hell take 3 months"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "So when's The Laughing Vulcan going to judge his caption?"
Scott: "He said August, but I suspect he did it last night, then buggered off down the pub."
Kirk: "You mean..."
Scott: "Aye... he's a better miracle worker that I."