Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Soran: I've seen into the Nexus gentleman, and it's nothing but downhill for the Next Generation movies after this.

Soran: Captains on the bridge! Ha... I've always wanted to say that. But seriously, I'm gonna kill ya both.

 

[Genesis Does]

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Guard: Umph! Sir, help me!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Kirk: SULU! ahem.. sulu...

Guard: Oh god!

Kirk: I just farted.

McCoy: No you didn't.

Kirk: Oh, I know. But wouldn't it be funny if i did?

Soran: God! I just dropped my phone down there! Kirk! Can you get that for me? Please?

 

[Candlelight]

"Good thinking Sulu... they'll be even more delayed cos they have to reset the sign"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"This hat says I'm a bad motherfucker."

 

[Skywalker]

Computer: "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Spock: "Do you mean an African or a European swallow?"
Computer: "I...I don't..." *BOOM*
Spock: "Hm. So that's how Jim does it."

 

[Candlelight]

"Good thinking Sulu... they'll be even more delayed cos they have to reset the sign"

"What sign? What are you guys doing here again?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sulu: "Ummmmm ... you really are a Spaceball, aren't you?"

Officer: "Sorry, sir, doing the best I can."

 

[Daneel]

COMPUTER: "What is the technical term for an incredible and decisive victory?"

SPOCK: "Epic Pwnage."

COMPUTER: "CORRECT!"

 

[Triskelion]

WHAT IS THE SECRET STATE OF ENLIGHTENMENT THAT EXISTS BEYOND EVEN THE KOHLINAR?
Three wolf moon t shirt.
CORRECT!

 

[Candlelight]

"Why yes, he's an asshole too, why do you ask?"

 

[Rat Boy]

I'm back home, in case anyone was curious. Had a bit of fun with a medical emergency on the flight, but the passenger in question was fine and the upside was that we got in a half hour early with priority landing clearance and gate assignment.

 

[Candlelight]

I'm back home, in case anyone was curious. Had a bit of fun with a medical emergency on the flight, but the passenger in question was fine and the upside was that we got in a half hour early with priority landing clearance and gate assignment.

I sincerely hope you put on your best Hugh Laurie impersonation and insulted all the other passengers before saving the day.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I'm back home, in case anyone was curious. Had a bit of fun with a medical emergency on the flight, but the passenger in question was fine and the upside was that we got in a half hour early with priority landing clearance and gate assignment.

Stop flying with Squiggyfm

 

[Candlelight]

"Betcha you're all waiting for Rat Boy's immenent return and contest 101 huh boys?"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk & McCoy arrived too late to warn the guard that saying the word 'Tiny' often sent Sulu off into a homo-erotic rage.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Tiny: "Please stop!"

Sulu: *Looks at wall* "Huh, that's weird. I could have sworn I saw that control panel as set dressing in one of the Star Wars movies. Hey, didn't you get that belt from a Stormtrooper?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"Why yes, he's an asshole too, why do you ask?"

Sulu: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes, must be my lucky day.

 

[Shatmandu]

Guard: "Yeah, I get that 'lets go scratch' joke from a lot of gay guys."

Spock: "... when a hole opened up in the roof of the airplane. He later became President of the United States."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "... and was known commonly as 'a one-cheek squeak.'"
Computer: "CORRECT!"

 

[Mistral]

Soran: Captains on the bridge! Ha... I've always wanted to say that. But seriously, I'm gonna kill ya both.

I quit. We have a winner!