Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Yes Chancellor, I do believe your peace overchures are genuine and that your economy is in shambles."

Gorkon: "Because of the heavy loss we incured with the destruction of Praxis?"

Kirk: "No. Because your uniforms are obviously made of vinyl, not real leather......not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[Candlelight]

"My people have a saying at moments like this... 'may your ship not lose gravity control nor your crew shot down by men in spacesuits'"

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh and please tell Chang that he and I won't be making the 'devil with two backs' anytime soon"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: "Chang was right, you really haven't heard Edelweiss, until you've heard it in the original Klingon."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Sulu!"

McCoy: "Now they'll never let us back into the luau."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Sulu!"

McCoy: "Now they'll never let us back into the luau."

YOU ARE ON HOLIDAY. GET OFF THE FECKIN' INTERNET!

 

[trampledamage]

Kirk: "Sulu!"

McCoy: "Now they'll never let us back into the luau."

YOU ARE ON HOLIDAY. GET OFF THE FECKIN' INTERNET!

Okay, this caption wins my vote

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Sulu!"

McCoy: "Now they'll never let us back into the luau."

YOU ARE ON HOLIDAY. GET OFF THE FECKIN' INTERNET!

Hey, a guy's gotta kill time before dinner. Plus, I don't want my captioning skills to get dull.

 

[Candlelight]

"You know... statistically speaking, most of you will be dead very soon"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

KIRK: "Chang was right, you really haven't heard Edelweiss, until you've heard it in the original Klingon."

F'ing brilliant!

To riff, if I may:

Klingons:

There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"
Chang, Azetbur, Kerla: cuckoo cuckoo

Enterprise Seven: So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "For God's sake, people, post a caption about this picture!'

Soran: "If you don't, I'll jump!'

Picard: "He'll do it; he ain't bluffing!"

 

[trampledamage]

KIRK: Can we go home now? I'm bored.
SORAN: No! I'm not moving until we find out who wrote the best caption
KIRK: But that'll take ages
PICARD: Oh look, a pretty cloud.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SORAN: Wow, thats a long drop. Maybe I shouldn't have skimped on the building materials.

 

[Daneel]

KIRK: "So, Mr. Scott, everything running smoothly on the ship?"

SCOTT: "Aye sir. A few minor problems, of course... the impulse engines are only at 90%, some of the replicators are offline... oh, and for some reason, the main turbolift goes to the bridge when it's supposed to go to deck 12, and vice versa. That one's scheduled to be repaired within the next week."

McCOY: "Deck 12? You know Scotty, sickbay is on deck 12. What if there's a medical emergency?"

SCOTTY: "A medical emergency? On an inspection tour? What could possibly happen? But if it'll put your mind at ease, I'll issue a ship-wide announcement about the malfunction."

SPOCK: "That may not suffice, Mr. Scott. What if an emergency does occur, and someone forgets about the turbolift problem in a panic?"

>Kirk and Scotty both look at each other and chuckle<

KIRK: "Can you believe this guy? Someone on the Enterprise, panic and screw up under pressure? Heh, heh, heh..."

SCOTTY: "Ha! I know. Not an officer on this ship, mister!"

 

[Candlelight]

WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES?!?

"For fuck's sake Sulu... that's just... ew"

 

[Cky]

Computer: "How do you feel?"
Spock: "Like Chicken Tonight?"
Computer: "CORRECT."

 

[Nerys Myk]

COMPUTER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kge_Krzuegs

SPOCK: I Feel Fine.

COMPUTER: Correct.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Gorkon: That was a DELIGHTFUL dinner, Captain. In a show of goodwill toward the Klingon Empire, I must insist you share your secret recipe.

Kirk: It was Shake 'n' Bake. And I helped!

 

[Triskelion]

ACCORDING TO SCOTT'S TECHNICAL MANUAL WHAT IS THE SOLUTION FOR THE FOLLOWING SUPPLY CRISIS?
Use your underwear and go commando.
CORRECT!

Kirk: Speaking of redundant glands allow me to introduce my first officer....

Kirk: Damn Sulu, I asked you to incapacitate him! What did you think I said?
Sulu: Sorry, I heard "anally violate".
McCoy: Just like that time I recommended he try the "herbal" enema.

Kirk: Glad to see Starfleet finally approved your request for a personal mustache stylist.

Soran: Plomeek is the fire in which we burn.
Kirk: Must...stop...breathing oxygen....
Picard: Between Commander Stinknuts and Lieutenant Barf, I no longer have a sense of smell.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Scotty, about that "Moustache rides 1 Credit" sign in the Cadets quarters.