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Most unreliable parts of the Enterprise

Gingerbread Demon

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It's a nice ship but has a few unreliable parts.

Holodeck that goes wonky
Warp core prone to going boom
Ejection system that fails (not just limited to the Enterprise)

Any more you can add?
 
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The food replicators were readily accessible by malfunctions or critters of the week...

The pest control system sometimes fails as you'd think any of the crew would notice the fly on set, especially the one trotting around inside Data's bowl... that, or Wesley had fallen asleep again, only during his project for biology class this time.

The shield generators, since - despite when we're told nobody can beam through them - people often enough do beam through them, so we'll just say the shield emitters are fluctuating at that moment...

One thing's for sure: Plot armor never fails. :guffaw:



Maybe tangential: Commander Data, what with all the times he's either taken over by Wesley's creations, or via some alien wibbly, and/or when Picard threatens to strip him down to his wires. Which is odd since all those instances take place after "The Measure of a Man" where he's equated as real people and how often does Picard threaten ripping people apart down to their individual neurons and all? Sheesh, if "The Naked Now" with Wesley using isolinear circuit boards as playthings as if he's now 5 years old, now imagine Picard sitting cross-legged on the floor doing the same thing with a bunch of veins and arteries... eww... maybe that happened offscreen and that's when somebody came up with the idea for the bio-neural gel packs in Voyager? (Which had problems of their own, but before I digress...)

I'd also otherwise say the ship itself what with Dr Graves putting his mind into the computer, "Masks", etc, except it's easier for Data to move around and move things around too - takes less power than the transporters.
 
If 'ease of accessibility' is also considered a measure of reliability, the toilets might be very high on that list.
 
Everything has to fail for the comfy ship with endless fuel, replicators/raw materials to remain interesting to viewers used to multiple failure modes for everything.
 
When did Picard threaten Data like that?

"Clues" quickly comes to mind, but if there's a headcanon then it's the mystery species' mindwipe technique that temporarily made Picard more crotchety than usual, hence the threat.

I'm sure there's one or two others... not many times, but by season four it should have been in the Writers' Bible that Data was deemed sentient. Picard's like is right out of season one. Great, now I'm imagining Armus telepathically opening up Data's chest and ripping out the CPU, Copper, and Blitter chips... yikes...

It's the only thing that has never broken down.

Even when every other aspect of Life Support fails! :o


(On edit: Consolidating posts :cool: )
 
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I'm pretty sure that was in "Clues".

http://www.chakoteya.net/NextGen/188.htm
PICARD: Do you also realise that you would most likely be stripped down to your wires to find out what the hell has gone wrong?

(Dang, he said a swear too! :lol: )

Usually, when it comes down to wire stripping, the following come to mind:

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(They show putting up a stereo speaker system but, come on, play with 40-year-old electronics or adding an AC line extension and really dig in! :angel: )

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http://www.chakoteya.net/NextGen/188.htm
PICARD: Do you also realise that you would most likely be stripped down to your wires to find out what the hell has gone wrong?

(Dang, he said a swear too! :lol: )

Usually, when it comes down to wire stripping, the following come to mind:

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OMG funny
 
The holodeck safety protocols are trash, probably failing in more episodes than they work.
 
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when Picard threatens to strip him down to his wires. Which is odd since all those instances take place after "The Measure of a Man" where he's equated as real people and how often does Picard threaten ripping people apart down to their individual neurons and all?
It really breaks my heart when people misinterpret that one line of dialogue from Picard, in only one episode, Clues. It's not a threat he's saying he'd order to be carried out. He couldn't even bring himself to mention court-martial. He had to leave it to Data himself to present the standard course of action.

It's only then, upon pondering the utter mess an android court-martial would be, given Data's past legal struggles, that he painfully points out the reality of Data's already shaky standing with Starfleet. He FEARS Data will be stripped down to his wires, and that there'll be nothing he can do to prevent it this time, under these circumstances. That's a major difference in context than a threat IMHO
 
The most reliable parts of the ship are also the dullest parts.

For example, we've seen the hull give out, but even in those cases, it was due to exotic parasites (e.g. 'subatomic bacteria' - erm, say what?), never something like plain old dull metal fatigue.
To be fair, the ship is brand new & top of the line. It wouldn't make much sense for stuff to just be wearing out already

In fact, the only things they routinely have fail are just plot centered. It's gonna be hard to write crises unless once in a while they can't attack (weapons) protect themselves (shields) go anywhere (propulsion & transporters) or are going to lose the ship altogether (warp core)

The only other things we routinely see go haywire are holodecks, which they treat as experimental, & sometimes replicators. Replicators is an interesting one to me, because they always use it as a means to give early warnings that their entire ship is at risk of going haywire.

"Oh noes... My tea order got messed up. That's weird, but not concerning enough to make me think the whole ship is going to pieces, even though it probably will". That's a handy trick. I mean, the environmental systems would be just as suspectable in most those cases, but if that went wacky, we'd all be crapping our pants.

Speaking of which, I figure the waste disposal (bathrooms) must operate on a similar matter/energy transference type system as the replicators & transporters. It would've been fun to just once at least hear about that going haywire in some way.

As difficult as it would've been to produce, I'd have also liked seeing the artificial gravity fail on the show. That it never did makes it the most reliable IMHO.

Or what if when the environmental systems fail, it doesn't effect the air (as it always does) but some other aspect, like the lighting? The ship's lighting must also provide them with a wider wavelength range like a sun, in order to be healthy to them. So if it went wacky, it could give them all sunburns lol
 
Speaking of which, I figure the waste disposal (bathrooms) must operate on a similar matter/energy transference type system as the replicators & transporters. It would've been fun to just once at least hear about that going haywire in some way.

<On a violently shaking bridge>
- Captain! The bathroom waste disposal matter energy conversion systems are unstable and will explode in a cascade reaction 3 minutes from now!
- What!?
- I said: the bathroom waste disposal matter energy ..
- I heard you the first time! We have complete bathrooms on board? I've never seen anything beyond a faucet/sink combination!
 
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