Most absurd ways to end "24"

[Captaindemotion]

Having just saved the world again, Jack comes home to find an intruder, played by Samuel L' Jackson in an eyepatch, in his hall. Fury, er, Jackson says he wants Jack to meet some people he might have something in common with, because 'we're putting together an outfit.' They walks into the living room and Daniel Craig and Matt Damon are sitting there.

The last piece of dialogue is Jackson saying 'Would you believe, you even have the same initials as these guys?'

Instead of Sam Jackson, you'd have to have Martin Sheen as Jed Bartlet. And Jack Burton and Jack Bristow would also be there.

Good thinking. And the soundtrack could be by Jackson Brown.