Morning mix-ups
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The same thing's happened to me with women.
This morning, for example, I grabbed a can of hairspray when I meant to grab a can of deodorant. I didn't notice what I'd done until I was spraying my right underarm and wondered why there was no floral scent. On the up side the stubble under my right arm held its shape all day.
Stubble, is that kosher?
Yesterday I realized I should no longer try driving after having had no sleep the previous night. Lots of close calls. Although had it been a manual I think I would've done better. More activity equals more focus.
I once put on beaten old tennis shoes to get ready for church and didn't realize it until I was almost to the car. I had a pair of my really nice dress shoes sitting there just waiting to be put on and in my daze of still being half-asleep I grabbed one of my more battered pair of tennis shoes instead.
I wouldn't have even noticed had I not seen flashes of white and gray coming from my feet. Ugh. Without a huge breakfast and caffeine in me it's a wonder I can even function before 9:00 in the morning.
I wouldn't have even noticed had I not seen flashes of white and gray coming from my feet. Ugh. Without a huge breakfast and caffeine in me it's a wonder I can even function before 9:00 in the morning.
More than once I've gotten to work, went to use the bathroom (the urinal) only to find I put my boxers on backwards. The weird thing is that, aside from maybe feeling a little odd, it never fully bothers me until I get to the bathroom. Once I know they're wrong, all of a sudden, it feels totally wrong and I have to change them right then.
When I was in the third grade I went to school one day without underwear on, by accident. I was wearing pants so it was no problem and it didn't bother me at all. I thought it was interesting and it made me question why underwear was even necessary. When I got home I told my mother and she was APPALLED, just BEYOND APPALLED. I was suddenly deeply embarrassed and could hardly bear to remember this awful shame for quite a few years afterward.
What a balls up while trying to get to the service. Still, you do have an advantage: God is love. He'll give you a bye and then you're all set again... see my point? Looking at it net, the baseline situation is that you should be OK. It's not like it's a matter for the courts, or that Church operates as a protection racket...
(Ace wordplay, right?
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Well played, my liege. 
I am most impressed. The ball, indeed, was clearly in your court.
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