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[Samuel T. Cogley]

I'd prefer Kirk was raised by a tranny great aunt who was into felching. That's a cliche I have yet to see.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope his uncle dresses up as Santa Claus at Christmas but then rips his beard off and says "THERE IS NO SANTA, IT'S JUST ME, YER ABUSIVE UNCLE, HAHAHA, GET ME DRINK!" and young Kirk cries. That would be awesome.