MLB Offseason: Owners got a dinger of a CBA

[The Nth Doctor]

Carlos Rodón has signed with the Giants.

Former pitcher Odalis Perez fell off a ladder and died at his home in the Dominican Republic.

Damn, that's terrible.

 

[Aragorn]

Had to edit my post. He died in the Dominican Republic, not Puerto Rico.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The good news just keeps on coming: Not only is the lockout over, but...

Joe Buck is leaving Fox!

 

[cardinal biggles]

Well, guess I'm not watching MNF anymore...

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

It'll be a lot easier to avoid Buck on Sundays now, at least. Plus the Faux game of the week or whatever.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

The good news just keeps on coming: Not only is the lockout over, but...

Joe Buck is leaving Fox!

FINALLY!!

 

[Timby]

Plus the Faux game of the week or whatever.

You realize this joke is only funny if you don't know how to pronounce "faux," right?

In other news, the Cubs signed militant anti-vaxxer Andrelton Simmons. Yay.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

You realize this joke is only funny if you don't know how to pronounce "faux," right?

In other news, the Cubs signed militant anti-vaxxer Andrelton Simmons. Yay.

IDK of Fox (News at least) would get it right

But it is apt for that side of Fox.

 

[Timby]

Oakland trades Matt Olson to Atlanta, which pretty much means Freddie Freeman is going to walk. Possibly to the Dodgers.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Whaaa...?!

I thought for certain Freeman would stay put.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Wait.

The National league has the DH now (ugh), right? So wouldn't Olson just go there?

 

[Timby]

Wait.

The National league has the DH now (ugh), right? So wouldn't Olson just go there?

The Braves wouldn't have coughed up four of their top 14 prospects for Olson if they expected Freeman to re-sign.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Damn, fair point.

Damn.

 

[BillJ]

Cincinnati working on becoming the Pirates 2.0.

 

[Worf factor9]

Cincinnati working on becoming the Pirates 2.0.

It's been that way for a long time.

What has the fuckin' Lettuce King/principal owner and his cauliflower Brain Trust done now?

 

[BillJ]

It's been that way for a long time.

What has the fuckin' Lettuce King and his cauliflower Brain Trust done now?

Dealt Winker and Suarez to Seattle.

 

[Worf factor9]

Dealt Winker and Suarez to Seattle.

Shit, Shit and double shit. What did they get back, a bag of used baseballs and a wad of chewed bubble gum?

I haven't checked the Cincy Enquirer today yet.

 

[Worf factor9]

Well fuck. They traded Sonny Gray too, the day before, for a bag of stale peanuts.

It's gonna be a long few or more Hard seasons.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

I heard they traded Gray, but Suarez and Winkler, too?! Damn. Clearance sale in Cincy! Everything must go!

 

[Timby]

Per multiple reports, MLB and the MLBPA are discussing bringing back the ghost runner in extra innings.