At least he signed with an AL team, where the option to switch to DH will be available. That contract would have been even more hilarious if he'd stayed in the NL.
Which is why the Marlins held firm on refusing to give even a limited-term no-trade clause -- it's pretty clear that their plan all along was to soak up two or three remaining good-to-great years from Pujols (who had, statistically speaking, the worst season of his career in this, his contract year) and then try to dump the contract. That the contract, even at 10/220 as opposed to 10/250, would be completely unmovable probably never entered Loria's mind.
And, yeah, Pujols is going to be a DH far sooner rather than later, especially if his elbow problems get worse -- to say nothing of his plantar fasciitis.
I don't
hate that trade. Makes sense on Colorado's end as a salary dump, and for the Cubs, Stewart is basically a cheap reclamation project -- and it's not like there's a great market of available third basemen. Weathers was apparently doing pretty well before his elbow blew out.
It's basically a swap of two AAAA players for ... two AAAA players. The Cubs project to have a glut in the outfield in the first place and the starters are pretty much established as Soriano in left, Byrd in center and The Jesus in Right. In any event, it's pretty clear that Theo has decided that 2012 is a write-off year anyway, considering their current lineup:
C: Geovany Soto
1B: IT IS A MYSTERY
2B: Darwin Barney
SS: Starlin Castro
3B: Ian Stewart
LF: Alfonso Soriano
CF: Marlon Byrd
RF: The Jesus
And, really, writing off the season is the right move. They are not going to win with that lineup. I'm still of the opinion that they should have traded Castro at the deadline, because he's going to turn into another Corey Patterson / Felix Pie very soon, possibly by next year.