The Cubs arguably have one of the best assets in the market, in that Tepera-Chafin-Kimbrel is basically "bullpen in a box," but Dave Dombrowski is the king of prospect hugging, and the Phillies' farm system is utterly bare. Dombrowski's already on-record as saying that he won't trade Abel or Stott, which means the Cubs are gonna Cub and trade all three to Philadelphia for a box of baseballs and the corpse of McCutchen.