Apparently that will have to do.I command Bonz to permaban everyone who bids on Eyes and Shaytan, thereby nullifying their bids.
I bid $1 for Eyes and Shaytan.
How 'bout I just shake my finger at them and say "Naughty, naughty!" in Romulan?
Miss Chicken's Slave Auction
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I'll up that bid to $11,000
Eh? What? How did this happen? *eyes Kreepy Kat evilly*
Oh, well, let's see what kind of price a short, middle-aged, dumpy slave can command. *Ahem* My name is macloudt, and I can knit willy warmers.
*settles down with a cup of tea, bright pink fun fur and size 4mm needles*
Edit: I just told my husband about my being sold off.
Me: So how much do you reckon I'm worth?
Him: Well, the dog cost £650...
Ah, true love.
Oh, well, let's see what kind of price a short, middle-aged, dumpy slave can command. *Ahem* My name is macloudt, and I can knit willy warmers.
*settles down with a cup of tea, bright pink fun fur and size 4mm needles*
Edit: I just told my husband about my being sold off.
Me: So how much do you reckon I'm worth?
Him: Well, the dog cost £650...
Ah, true love.
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"Willy warmers?"
$15,000 for macloudt.
Hopefully she'll be a little more...cooperative...than Shaytan's been.
You won't be using pink fur to keep my willy warm!
Hopefully she'll be a little more...cooperative...than Shaytan's been.
You won't be using pink fur to keep my willy warm!
$15,000 for macloudt.
Hopefully she'll be a little more...cooperative...than Shaytan's been.
You won't be using pink fur to keep my willy warm!
Hey, what you do with waffle irons is your business, but I ain't cleaning up afterwards, slave or no slave. I'm unionised.
$21,000. What's the biggest-size warmer you make, macloudt?
Now what makes you say that?
Sorry, that I have let this auction go on longer than Is aid it would. I will finish it in an hour's time, so get any last bids in soon.
Apparently that will have to do.I command Bonz to permaban everyone who bids on Eyes and Shaytan, thereby nullifying their bids.
I bid $1 for Eyes and Shaytan.
How 'bout I just shake my finger at them and say "Naughty, naughty!" in Romulan?
come one grape..
expected you to be a touch little more firm and not so squishy..
macloudt is sold to Australis for $25,000. Australis must be really in need of a knitted, willy warmer.
Next up is Deranged Nasat.
Do I hear a $1000 bid?
Next up is Deranged Nasat.
Do I hear a $1000 bid?
Bids $10,000 for Deranged Nasat
This is what happens when I put down my axe...
Be warned, the Nasat is a fierce and unrelenting creature, dedicated to attaining its freedom at any cost. Unless you have cookies, in which case I'll escape some other time.
Be warned, the Nasat is a fierce and unrelenting creature, dedicated to attaining its freedom at any cost. Unless you have cookies, in which case I'll escape some other time.
Apparently that will have to do.How 'bout I just shake my finger at them and say "Naughty, naughty!" in Romulan?
come one grape..
expected you to be a touch little more firm and not so squishy..
No fair! I had to sleep! 
I'll get you yet, macloudt! You'll be part of my army of second-hand slaves, mark my words!
(*ahem*)
$15,000 for Nasat. I've never known him to say anything nasty to anyone since he got here. But that won't last. As his slave master, I'm going to bring him down to my level. I'll remake him in my own image
I'll get you yet, macloudt! You'll be part of my army of second-hand slaves, mark my words!
(*ahem*)
$15,000 for Nasat. I've never known him to say anything nasty to anyone since he got here. But that won't last. As his slave master, I'm going to bring him down to my level. I'll remake him in my own image
<gestures rudely>
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