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Miscellanous Soap - Series 2

TD waves politely at the guy sitting atop the tree as he drinks copiously from his 'borrowed' bottle of endless rum.

Rum makes him go faster, so fast that he's about to hit the floor...

bug...
 
Kirsten asks CCL for a bottle of the Everlasting Rum and Hippy Lady where the roots are so she can keep a supply of them. She is thinking about setting up a medical centre of some kind on the island so that she can help the other inhabitants if necessary. She sets off on a search of the island so that she can try and find things that might help her.
 
Much disappointed in the contents of the treasure chest, since it would be of little aid in creating his empire, ambitious philosopher RJDiogenes philosophically shrugs and says, "Well, that's life in the big city." Which is especially profound since they're nowhere near a big city.

Gesturing for his ever-increasing swarm of attentive giant black stick bugs to follow him, he heads for the South side of the deserted island. Where there's a Starbucks or two, there very well may be a Dunkin' Donuts.
 
CCL realises that somehow she managed to sleep for almost two days. She must be working far too hard.

Her cats need food. It is difficult to catch enough fish for them. So she decided to ope up a bar with her remaining two bottles of grog (she gave on bottle to the doctor to be used for purely medicial purposes).

The price of a glass of grog is one medium size fish.
 
After sleeping off his first day of what promises to be a bright rum-filled future, Deranged Nasat finds he's surprisingly ill at ease. He has that strange feeling that the other shoe is about to drop - and that someone else will nab it before he can. (He needs some new shoes. One's falling apart and the other he last saw shuffling off into the bushes). Muttering darkly, he takes another swig of booze before rummaging in his overcoat for the bottle in which he found the message. He's sure there was a warning and a plea for help on there, along with the instruction letter. Normally other people ask for help in his presence only when they want someone else - a police officer, or sometimes a dustman - to remove him. He hates it when people are helpful. But this feels different.

He wishes the others were here, but they're nowhere to be found. Gertrude hasn't been seen since the treasure was found (he suspects she's displeased at the results), while Curly seems to have vanished at the height of the drunken haze. That's never a good sign. As for the Possom, it's apparently scouting the island for signs of danger, but other than the first symptoms of a Starbucks infestation and a flying man who Deranged Nasat isn't sure anyone else can see, there's nothing.

Just as a broken clock can be right twice a day, the rusty, worm-infested cogs of the Nasat's brain sometimes align in a fashion that allows what almost passes for insight and reflection. He's aware that there's an odd lull in the island's affairs now that the treasure's been found. The island almost seems habitable. The bikini lady seems to have killed most of the boar and converted their bones to ornaments, a resident doctor has arrived, that Ice Captain man still has a working boat, most of the larger predators have been chased off by ligers, and the stick insects are painting murals depicting The Arrival Of The God.

Noise from elswhere grabs his attention. It seems that other people are performing work and offering services in exchange for booze. The Nasat curls his lip in disgust. When will they learn?
 
TD vaults to his feet adrenalin and embarrassment at being in a drunken stupor for near three days causing him to lift himself almost four feet into the air.

...which is not the smartest thing to do when one is suffering a war crime of a hangover...

he turns around just in time to see DN gibbering wildly at the series of unpleasant images along the low wall in front of him. Carefully careing his aching head, the Bartender crosses over to the wall by passing DN as he launches his one man temperance crusade. But whatever he or any of the others do does not matter to TD now for recognises the dark and powerful craven images painted thereon.

The wonderfully horrible dreams where right, his Lord and Master would soon be here.

And he and everyone would serve Him.
 
*Rubs left eyebrow*

"Thanks for the effort but not the God I am waiting for..."

With that said TD begins the summoning incantation...
 
The white smoke from the massive explosion has just now begun to dissipate. As the various denizens of the island uneasily get to their feet, Thor - by now quite embarrassed - realizes that the pictures on the wall with which he had been attempting to summon the demon/antichrist/TrekBBS moderator/whatever are not, in fact, demonic invocations. They are, in actuality, the recipe for a VERY spicy chili.

O-Dog wants to eat TD in revenge for knocking him unconscious but MLB throws him a fried banana and O-Dog is satisfied with this.

However, TD's relief at not being eaten by a fully mature liger is short-lived when he is suddenly surrounded by a few dozen VERY angry house cats...
 
Ice sails back into the harbor, drops the anchor, and looks down at a large freezer full of fish. He looks over at the shore...That's strange. There wasn't a Krispy Kreme on this island before. WTH?
 
MLB is also confused as to the sudden appearance of franchise food outlets on the island which was thought to be uninhabited. He wanders onto the shore and is about to hail the newly arrived Ice when Thor Damar runs screaming out of the woods, pursued by a frenzied mob of house cats. "CHEEZBURGER! CHEEZBURGER!" he yells frantically as he runs.

MLB bends down and picks up an old pop bottle which he has found on the beach. After briefly examining it he says "No Coke...Pepsi."
 
I don't think you should be surprised by the franchise food outletislands. I think those thing somehow are the result of spontaneous generationm maybe somehow connected to human evolution. Whenever humanity evolves (maybe de-evolves) slightly a new franchise pops up in some remote corner of the world.

I am waiting for Subways to appear on the island.
 
MLB and O-Dog wonder where everyone has gone. There has been silence on the island for a rather long time now, and no one else is about.

MLB is convinced that there are indeed larger forces at work which are causing the spontaneous generation of food franchises but that it may also be a mass hallucination.

Suddenly O-Dog starts digging furiously. He thinks he has found something buried in the sand.
 
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