Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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MLB recognizes the mug shot on the TV screen. "Nurse Ayel? AGAIN? That's the third time this week! Oh what the hell...they'll thank MLB for this, they will..."
He heads out into the street with a harpoon gun fitted with a wooden stake. Ayel comes roaring out his front door with blood on the mind, but MLB cuts him down.
His victory is short lived, though. Through the cloud of Ayel-dust, MLB sees two men in dark suits approaching. They don't look happy. They flash what looks like government issued IDs.
"Dulmur. Lucsly. Department of Temporal Investigations. We need to talk."
He heads out into the street with a harpoon gun fitted with a wooden stake. Ayel comes roaring out his front door with blood on the mind, but MLB cuts him down.
His victory is short lived, though. Through the cloud of Ayel-dust, MLB sees two men in dark suits approaching. They don't look happy. They flash what looks like government issued IDs.
"Dulmur. Lucsly. Department of Temporal Investigations. We need to talk."
Daniel finally wakes up (*yawn* *stretch*).
The view from the appartment window seems... different, somehow. Meh. It's probably just a side-effect of the concussions and injuries Daniel-2 sustained. A bit of anmesia too, since Daniel doesn't remember anything from his past self's perspective.
While getting dressed, Daniel breathes in the familiar pleasent smell of morning baking wafting up from the kitche--
Jenee's still in bed
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Daniel checks his right arm in the mirror. No scar.
He charges downstairs...
"Good morning... brother."
It's Daniel-2. Here, in the future/present. "I stowed away in the blue box. I decided that since you're so utterly awesome, there should be two of you."
"But... Jenee..." Daniel-1 stammers.
"I would have taken her with me, but she's pregnant and we don't want two Jenee's having two babies in this timeframe, do we? Besides - two Daniels and one Jenee? She'll love it!"
Soda stands in the doorway, looking confused.
The view from the appartment window seems... different, somehow. Meh. It's probably just a side-effect of the concussions and injuries Daniel-2 sustained. A bit of anmesia too, since Daniel doesn't remember anything from his past self's perspective.
While getting dressed, Daniel breathes in the familiar pleasent smell of morning baking wafting up from the kitche--
Jenee's still in bed
.Daniel checks his right arm in the mirror. No scar
.He charges downstairs...
"Good morning... brother."
It's Daniel-2. Here, in the future/present. "I stowed away in the blue box. I decided that since you're so utterly awesome, there should be two of you."
"But... Jenee..." Daniel-1 stammers.
"I would have taken her with me, but she's pregnant and we don't want two Jenee's having two babies in this timeframe, do we? Besides - two Daniels and one Jenee? She'll love it!"
Soda stands in the doorway, looking confused.
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The Crazy Cat Lady is happy to announce that though only one of her came home from the past all the cats came home in pairs. There are now two Stripes, two Leos, two Smilies etc. There is also two Miss Chickens and the world just isn't big enough for two power hungry Miss Chickens. The kitties are now dividing into factions, each faction led by a Miss Chicken.
Agents Dulmur and Lucsly knock on CCL's front door.
"Ma'am, we'd like to take Miss Chicken-1 back to the past with us. Otherwise there will be a temporal paradox, since without a Past Miss Chicken, there can't be a Present Miss Chicken."
"Ma'am, we'd like to take Miss Chicken-1 back to the past with us. Otherwise there will be a temporal paradox, since without a Past Miss Chicken, there can't be a Present Miss Chicken."
I disagree. There is still a past Miss Chicken, she never ceased to be, she just disappeared from the past into the future - therefore the present Miss Chicken can exist.
^ But if she doesn't eventually return to the past, where did the present one come from?
One Miss Chicken is from this time line, the other Miss Chicken is from an alternative time line.
^The agents make some notes in a notebook, thank the CCL, and head for the coffee shop where they encounter Daniel2.
"We're Agents..."
"Yeah, I heard," comes the reply from Daniel2. "Hi, I'm Daniel."
With horrible timing, Daniel1 chooses this moment to emerge from the coffee shop. He walks right up to the threesome.
"Hi, I'm Daniel."
"We're Agents..."
"Yeah, I heard," comes the reply from Daniel2. "Hi, I'm Daniel."
With horrible timing, Daniel1 chooses this moment to emerge from the coffee shop. He walks right up to the threesome.
"Hi, I'm Daniel."
"We're twins. Parents called us both Daniel. Thought they were being funny."
The agents demand to see the Daniels' Social Security cards or birth certificates.
"They're right... here!" yells Daniel-1 as he cracks a baking tray over one of the agent's heads. A similar attack fells the other, and the pair of them are dragged to the basement and chained up in Jenee's love dungeon (which, if you ignore all the pink and the toys, works fine as a regular dungeon).
"See how much easier that was with two of us here?" Daniel-2 says.
"We wouldn't have had to do that if you weren't here!"
"See how much easier that was with two of us here?" Daniel-2 says.
"We wouldn't have had to do that if you weren't here!"
* With night approaching, RJD strings garlic cloves all around the entrances to the Bookstore and gets a crossbow and arrows out of his supply closet. *
Ice happily strings garlic cloves and wooden crosses all through the deli while the rest of the crew works on reloading weapons.
The Daniels decide to keep their little secret a secret. They'll be sure not to appear together in public so as not to arouse suspicion. Soda is sworn to secrecy (*double hair tussle!!*). Daniel-1 stays at the coffee shop baking and serving customers, and Daniel-2 goes out shopping.
The Daniels have placed bets on how long it takes Jenee to notice there are two of him.
The Daniels have placed bets on how long it takes Jenee to notice there are two of him.
Daniel-1 is wondering why Jenee seems so happy today. He checks the calendar. Grabbing his phone, he tries to call Daniel-2 to remind him to buy a present - but since Daniel-2's number and phone is identical to Daniel-1's, it's not working. He turns off his phone, hunts down Soda and nabs his.
While Daniel-2 is getting a present, Daniel-1 starts baking a birthday cake. One shaped like Troi, like in that Next Gen episode. Daniel-1 wonders if he can rig a mechanism to make it scream when it's cut...
. Grabbing his phone, he tries to call Daniel-2 to remind him to buy a present - but since Daniel-2's number and phone is identical to Daniel-1's, it's not working. He turns off his phone, hunts down Soda and nabs his.While Daniel-2 is getting a present, Daniel-1 starts baking a birthday cake. One shaped like Troi, like in that Next Gen episode. Daniel-1 wonders if he can rig a mechanism to make it scream when it's cut...
Happy Birthday, Jenny! Here's a fresh batch of brownies and a bottle of homemade elderflower cordial. If nuclear-like green vapours escape from the bottle when you open it, it simply means that it's fully fermented. Avoid inhaling the vapours unless you wish to have no memory of the next few days. Well, I need to get back home; I've left Galaxy in charge of hanging up the garlic and wooden pentograms. Cheerio!
Uhm ... thanks!! ... and bye.
Jenee wonders if Hippie Lady knows Jenee is pregnant - Daniel's only been shouting it from the top of his lungs ... and what's up with the garlic and pentograms? ... ah, well. That's Hippie Lady.
Daniel, here's some brownies if you want them - Don't give one to Soda or any of the customers.
Jenee wonders if Hippie Lady knows Jenee is pregnant - Daniel's only been shouting it from the top of his lungs ... and what's up with the garlic and pentograms? ... ah, well. That's Hippie Lady.
Daniel, here's some brownies if you want them - Don't give one to Soda or any of the customers.