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Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

The Crazy Cat Lady has never been able to do a Rubik's Cube.

One day her son came out and showed her a completed Rubik's Cube. She looked at it carefully and discovered that her son had only removed the coloured stickers and replaced them (I think it was an el cheapo cube)
 
I could do two sides of one. Then I got frustrated and broke it:p. A while later, I made a working virtual rubix cube - yet I still can't actually solve one. Weird.

Anywho - c'mon, people: It's time to make history!

(If anyone else has any cool one liners about changing histoy, get them out of the way now. We're going into a combat situation and any pause for a dramatic quip will likely get you killed.)
 
(If anyone else has any cool one liners about changing histoy, get them out of the way now. We're going into a combat situation and any pause for a dramatic quip will likely get you killed.)

And we're running out...

(puts on sunglasses)

...of time.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 
Is anyone here capable of writing a computer virus capable of crashing the aliens' ships?

If not, anyone got a cold/flu that they could pass on to the aliens?
 
Yea ... I had this technological wonder that would send them on their way ... , but ... I'm pretty sure Daniel was playing with buttons when I wasn't looking.

Either that or the aliens detected the technology and blew it up before I had a chance to set it off. :shrug:
 
Is anyone here capable of writing a computer virus capable of crashing the aliens' ships?
Yes:

Taking a portable disk drive out of his coat pocket, he aims it at the cube and mutters a few syllables in ancient R'Lyehan. The disk drive whirs, and a few moments later the giant Rubik's Cube begins to shudder. One by one, its square faces turn blue and the words "Read/Write error, sector corrupt, terminating process" appear. Finally, all of the squares go dark and the cube tumbles out of the sky, crashing into the woods.

If not, anyone got a cold/flu that they could pass on to the aliens?
Oh, I've got that, too. In spades. * Achoo! *
 
Oops I forgot about your computer virus.

Why are these aliens still a threat when we can crash their ships?
 
^Because for some of us our only weapons are crystals and Tofu Surprise and chiropractics (sorry, had to slip that in) and homeopathy, and all the aliens do is point and giggle at us. RJ to the rescue!

*makes RJ a cape out of old curtains*
 
Are we all ready? Then let's get in the blue box!

Crazy Cat Lady, when we get to the past you have to stop past me from stopping past you from attacking the aliens. That way they won't build the lego machine and won't summon reinforcements. Once past me is out of the way (saying "Jenee's upstairs in the coffee shop and she brought friends" should do the trick), everyone attacks the aliens all at once with everything we've got. Beat them, set giant kitties on them, cough on them, upload computer viruses to their ship and do anything else anyone can think of.

When they're dead, me and Jenee spend a couple of hours making sure our past selves are doing okay, then we all head back to the future:cool:.

One last thing: If anyone dies, we'll just grab the past version of you and take them back to the future with us.

All set?
 
Crazy Cat Lady (with ferocious kitties), RJ (with computer virus and a nasty cold), MLB (bring a baseball bat!), Jenee (weaponized sex toys) and me (armed with a baking tray) are definitely in. Anyone else coming along? A willingness to maim aliens in a must!
 
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