*Is nearly run into by the Hippie Lady as he walks into the coffee shop. Watches Jenee throw a coffee cup at another customer*.
Hi, can I get a peppermint mocha and a caramel macciato?
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No, I am not taking a "fucking latte", I want what the hell I ordered.
Don't you own the Deli? I know I ordered a sandwich from there half an hour ago!