Miscellaneous Street - The Soap Opera

[Thor Damar]

There are two of you again! Your evil twin is back!

Is that the problem. I thought it might be a time loop.

"Evil twins, time loops, pah!" I snort with dry amusement "A load of old rubbish if you ask..."

(The entrance to the bar swings open and through it steps a shadowy figure. As he steps into the light Thor Damar gasps in horrified recognition and his face pales in shock.

both men stare at each other until the mysterious stranger breaks the silence with a question)

"Aren't you going to welcome me home, Brother?"


(Damar growls a single question in reply to the near identical visage of his half brother, a man he hoped who be long gone from his life.)

"Loki Entek, what on earth are you doing here?"

 

[Jenee]

As Posh lady leaves the coffee shop, jenee quietly walks up behind Daniel. When he turns around he nearly walks into her.

"Uhhuh. What was that all about?"

*locks doors and closes blinds*
That was about us getting rich off some lonely millionaire. She likes me. I can probably get her to invest money to expand our buisness (Coffee shop chain!) or... well, I can probably get more than a paltry investment out of her, but that depends on how far you're willing to let me go with this... you know I'm into you and only you, right? I wouldn't do anything without your say-so.

You can't trick people into doing things they wouldn't do without your intervention!

...

* Jenee turns away, guilt threatening to overwhelm her *

 

[RJDiogenes]

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*pet-store delivery truck pulls away from factory, forklift brings crates inside*

Using Pets as ingredients in industrial products is against Miscellaneous Street law. However, you can use the corpses of the mini-Cthulhus that are buried behind my store if you want. I can't guarantee against strange side effects, though.

RJ sees the books and sign and does this ->

Ziyal hands RJ a couple tissues and continues shelving the books she's just priced.

Sniff. I'm beginning to think you do belong on Vulcan.

There are two of you again! Your evil twin is back!

"Loki Entek, what on earth are you doing here?"

Perhaps he came to get hammered.

 

[F. King Daniel]

*locks doors and closes blinds*
That was about us getting rich off some lonely millionaire. She likes me. I can probably get her to invest money to expand our buisness (Coffee shop chain!) or... well, I can probably get more than a paltry investment out of her, but that depends on how far you're willing to let me go with this... you know I'm into you and only you, right? I wouldn't do anything without your say-so.

You can't trick people into doing things they wouldn't do without your intervention!

...

* Jenee turns away, guilt threatening to overwhelm her *

(whispering in Jenee's ear as she's turned away)

"Think of what we... what you... could do with all that money..."

(starts nibbling Jenee's ear, coffee shop remains closed for the next few hours...)

 

[Tora Ziyal]

*decides to take a break, strolls past the Book Store*

"hmm... nothing over $50."

*spots T-Z inside*


"Excuse me ma'am? Do you have one of those imported Chinese Lo-Mein makers? I've been looking all over for one."

Sorry, no lo-mein maker. But do stop by -- the sale is at my house -- there are lots of interesting things for sale, including a few nice antiques and a 100-gallon portable sushi farm.

Ziyal hands RJ a couple tissues and continues shelving the books she's just priced.

Sniff. I'm beginning to think you do belong on Vulcan.

I do, but not for the reason you're thinking of. Believe me, I am feeling very emotional. Excited, scared, sad, happy, overwhelmed, nervous (my visa hasn't arrived yet). Probably a few other things. Only way I can function through all that is to compartmentalize.

 

[Jenee]

*locks doors and closes blinds*
That was about us getting rich off some lonely millionaire. She likes me. I can probably get her to invest money to expand our buisness (Coffee shop chain!) or... well, I can probably get more than a paltry investment out of her, but that depends on how far you're willing to let me go with this... you know I'm into you and only you, right? I wouldn't do anything without your say-so.

You can't trick people into doing things they wouldn't do without your intervention!

...

* Jenee turns away, guilt threatening to overwhelm her *

(whispering in Jenee's ear as she's turned away)

"Think of what we... what you... could do with all that money..."

(starts nibbling Jenee's ear, coffee shop remains closed for the next few hours...)

[Spongebob Narrator] Several hours later [/Spongebob Narrator]

Daniel walks out of the bathroom wit a towel wrapped around his waste, his hair still wet from the shower. Jenee still doesn't trust her legs enough to get out of bed. She reaches for Daniel's hand and pulls him over.

"Daniel, we need to talk."

 

[Captain Ice]

The zombie isn't quite destroyed yet. I saw the headless upper torso dragging itself toward the clinic earlier, and one of the legs is twitching on the roof of Hippy Lady's house (and attracting crows). But I don't think it's a danger to anyone anymore.

*goes back inside the coffee shop*

Is it just me, or does the zombie have a vulcanoid look to him?

*walks into factory*

Hopefully that Deranged fellow shows up... I need to make 200,000 Happy Fun Balls to ship to Walmart before Black Friday.

*hands Flashover an envelope*

Sorry it's been opened. I didn't notice that it wasn't addressed to me when I was opening my mail the other day.It's from Wal-mart. They decided to offer your Happy Balls in their Sam's Club units. That order isn't for 200,000 either. It's for 200,000,000.

The welfare lady came back but I told her to piss off. As long as my cats are healthy and well feed and my house is clean it is no business of hers. There are no local laws about how many cats someone can own. When she tried to argue I threatened to bring Leo out, and that made Welfare Lady run.

31 cats now. I have bought them all collars with their names on them.

Uh, I think one of your cats is under my porch, having kittens right now. I can just make out your name on her tag. As soon as I can, I'll box them all up and bring them to you. Looks like 4 so far, and one is very significantly larger than all the restl...

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Uh, I think one of your cats is under my porch, having kittens right now. I can just make out your name on her tag. As soon as I can, I'll box them all up and bring them to you. Looks like 4 so far, and one is very significantly larger than all the restl...

Oh, dear, a very large one? I thought I'd given up the idea of adopting one. But...

Crazy Cat Lady, may I have first shot at meeting him/her? I should be able to tell pretty quickly whether we will have the same kind of connection that Leo and I have...

 

[Miss Chicken]

As I get most of my cats desexed the only cat that can be having kittens would be Stripe. However all her kittens should be large as they are ligers. She must have had one of those quick, mystical pregnancies that Cordelia Chase used to have.

 

[Mary Ann]

Hippy Lady wonders where one of her cats got to. The family was going to be blessed with more kittens any day now, and she wondered who the kitten's father was. She had noticed her cat following Leo around lately, but...surely not?

She was still waiting for Posh Lady to come knocking on her door. HL knew that PL had left the coffee shop some time ago, after spending quite a lot of time with than nice young man who works there, but HL didn't know where PL had gone afterwards. HL couldn't relax until either PL came knocking at the door or she'd left town. HL was pretty desperate for some Happy Mushrooms but knew she'd have to keep her wits about her. Well, the wits that she still had, anyway.

"Galaxy, Destiny, could you please go look for our pregnant cat? I want to make sure she's OK. We must keep those kittens safe and well, as I'm sure we can convince Crazy Cat Lady to take them off our hands. Yes, my darlings, we'll keep one of the kittens. I'll let the 6 of you choose which one, OK?"

 

[Miss Chicken]

Thanks evens, it wasn't Stripe. I wanted more time to prepare for her kittens.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Ziyal hands RJ a couple tissues and continues shelving the books she's just priced.

Sniff. I'm beginning to think you do belong on Vulcan.

I do, but not for the reason you're thinking of. Believe me, I am feeling very emotional. Excited, scared, sad, happy, overwhelmed, nervous (my visa hasn't arrived yet). Probably a few other things. Only way I can function through all that is to compartmentalize.

Aha! I happen to know for a fact that they don't accept Visa on Vulcan. Now you have to stay.

Is it just me, or does the zombie have a vulcanoid look to him?

Now that you mention it.

 

[Captain Ice]

Thanks evens, it wasn't Stripe. I wanted more time to prepare for her kittens.

Definitely NOT Stripe, however it is also definitely one of your cats. I clearly saw the CCL's name on the tag, not HL. Could not make out the cat's name though as she would not let me near enough to manipulate the tag to read it.

What do some of your recently desexed females look like? Something tells me one of the operations didn't take.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Aha! I happen to know for a fact that they don't accept Visa on Vulcan. Now you have to stay.

Is it just me, or does the zombie have a vulcanoid look to him?

Now that you mention it.

Hehehe. Wrong kind of visa, silly.

I hope you're not trying to imply that the zombie was someone I know. Because if you are, you're wrong. My Vulcan is very much alive and well. We spoke by inter-planetary Skype this morning.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Hmm. Still, it's quite a coincidence that just as your Vulcan is on his way that another Vulcan is murdered and turned into a Zombie.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

How do you know it wasn't a Romulan?

 

[F. King Daniel]

"Daniel, we need to talk."

*sits down on the edge of the bed, applies most innocent expression*

"What's wrong, Jenee?"

 

[Flashover]

*uses Arcane Artifact to teleport DERANGED to the factory*


Welcome. Here are your glove, your safety goggles, your steel shoes and your beer ration. Follow me and I'll show you how to throw puppies into the mixer.

 

[Jenee]

"Daniel, we need to talk."

*sits down on the edge of the bed, applies most innocent expression*

"What's wrong, Jenee?"

Daniel. I've put a spell on you. It was wrong, but I thought it would be best for everyone if you weren't out there creating havoc.

I understand you're angry, so you understand how wrong it would be to do the same to someone else.

 

[F. King Daniel]

"Daniel, we need to talk."

*sits down on the edge of the bed, applies most innocent expression*

"What's wrong, Jenee?"

Daniel. I've put a spell on you. It was wrong, but I thought it would be best for everyone if you weren't out there creating havoc.

I understand you're angry, so you understand how wrong it would be to do the same to someone else.

I see. This is why I don't extort money from people anymore, why I'm a good father after six years and why I have sex with you every night, isn't it?

I'd probably do the last one without a spell, you know.