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Mighty Tighty Whiteys

I have never known a man who wore tighty whiteys. If a man stripped down to reveal tighty whitey, I would probably have to leave the room to stop laughing. They are shockingly unattractive and look either juvenile or geriatric.
They are functional. Looks aren't that much of a consideration, especially when dealing with underwear.
That's your first mistake, my friend. Semper paratus: always prepared! :techman:
 
I have mostly tighty whiteys, some boxers.

I wouldn't worry about anybody seeing your underwear, and if people laugh at them it seems like the sort of thing 16 year-old girls would do.
Not that I have 16 year-old girls laughing at my underwear.
 
I have never known a man who wore tighty whiteys. If a man stripped down to reveal tighty whitey, I would probably have to leave the room to stop laughing. They are shockingly unattractive and look either juvenile or geriatric.
They are functional. Looks aren't that much of a consideration, especially when dealing with underwear.
That's your first mistake, my friend. Semper paratus: always prepared! :techman:
That's the thing, though - different situations call for different things to be prepared for. Sometimes "being prepared" means being prepared to not have your junk bouncing all around or not having the leg of your boxers constantly bunching up as you walk for miles on end.
 
They are functional. Looks aren't that much of a consideration, especially when dealing with underwear.
That's your first mistake, my friend. Semper paratus: always prepared! :techman:
That's the thing, though - different situations call for different things to be prepared for. Sometimes "being prepared" means being prepared to not have your junk bouncing all around or not having the leg of your boxers constantly bunching up as you walk for miles on end.

Good point! Tighty Whiteys are good for when you're exercising or walking I find. Though you should wear shorts on top of them! :p
 
This was my latest underwear purchase...no that's not me in the pic:lol:

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Middle school was, for me, a period of underwear upheaval. 3 years in a row I switched my underwear type. I stopped wearing tighty whities back in 7th grade. When I started gym in 7th grade, I realized I'd be changing in front of other guys. So I started wearing boxers so the other guys wouldn't laugh at my tighty whities. I wore those till 8th grade, when I switched to boxer briefs. Once 9th grade hit, first year of high school, I switched to boxers.

Then I started working at JC Penney during my junior year of high school. While there I found out that there are several types of briefs too. There are three types: Full rise, Mid rise, and Low rise. A few months ago, the beginning of my sophomore year of college, I was looking at the low rise ones, and I decided to buy a pair to try out. I hadn't worn briefs in a long time, and my ex boyfriend had worn them. I tried em, I liked them a lot better than my boxers. I liked the "security" they gave me, and they looked good. I got them in black though, not white.

As a gay man, I personally think that Low Rise briefs are the sexiest underwear a guy could wear, if they can pull them off... er... I'm talking about the look... if they can pull of the look. :shifty: ... Cause I mean, they'd look odd on one of substantial weight... I mean not to sound shallow or anything... Anyways, at the same time, full rise briefs are probably the worst looking underwear a guy could have... Mid rise briefs aren't bad, but they aren't sexy like low rise briefs are... And then boxer briefs look better than boxers.
 
Well, I picked up a 3-pack of boxer briefs to try them out. They don't feel particularly roomier, and the elastic around my thighs is annoying. I suppose if that loosens up over time they could be all right.

EDIT: Pulled on the elastic and heard a ripping sound, but now they're more comfortable. Huh.
 
Boxer-briefs are by far the sexiest underwear on a man.
I'm starting to get the impression that women rate underwear based on entirely different criteria than men.

I dunno, I'm a man, and I definitely look my best in boxer-briefs.
Not only that, (and this is obviously a completely unfounded statement) but they look more comfortable. I know it's entirely different, but based on having breasts -- the only bits that bounce around when I move -- I'd imagine that, were I a man, I'd want a bit of support and containment down there.
 
That's your first mistake, my friend. Semper paratus: always prepared! :techman:
That's the thing, though - different situations call for different things to be prepared for. Sometimes "being prepared" means being prepared to not have your junk bouncing all around or not having the leg of your boxers constantly bunching up as you walk for miles on end.
Yeah, you are obviously right: but I'm a decadent, effete Italian flirt: I have no interest in doing any strenous activity that doesn't involve pleasing the ladies... in a way or another.
 
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