But I really, really, really do not hope by Michael Bay
Michael Bay to remake Back To The Future movies
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But I really, really, really do not hope by Michael Bay
I've not seen his style but an acquaintance who saw his Transformers movie seemed upset that one of the giant robots was described as doing "leaking motor oil while standing up, suggesting urination". If real life physics were employed, the temperature of said leaking oil would scald him rather badly and the movie is set on Earth in a modern day setting because audiences want that "accessible" real life stuff so there ya go.
I just looked up the scene, which turns out to be an actual "thing". Thankfully it was but 12 seconds long. If the whole movie is even remotely like that, count me in agreement. That cheesy comic "boing" sound is the least of that scene's problems, and rest assured the "boing" sound makes Looney Tunes cartoons and season 17 Doctor Who look positively austere and demure by comparison.
Worse, it's bad enough when having visited a zoo I saw people laughing at zebras urinating out in the open... Oh well, I suppose they're probably used to and enjoy cheap music concerts where the audience is peed on. Not very sanitary either...
His style is mostly lots of slowmotion, skinny woman who scream a lot
I just remember in the ads for his TMNT movies the Turtles looked even dumber than the foam costume ones from the 90s.
Noted: Playmobil is making a BttF DeLorean set, and, unlike the Lego one from a few years back, it doesn't look like ass on a stick:
Compare to:
I know which version I would buy. Pity the Playmobil version isn't a kit you put together that would rock. The Lego version looks ass.
Will it have baysplosions and unnecessary sexual innuendo?
Let's just say the stuff between Marty and his mom gets even more kinky! Plus instead of the terrorist destroying a small stand the entire mall explodes along with the clock tower and Doc Brown's home at the begining as Marty outskates the fireball on his skateboard. Jason
Sounds like a Michael Bay movie to me.
He did that shit in one of the Transformers movies with Cody's daughter and her older boyfriend carrying a card in his wallet quoting the "Romeo & Juliet" law.
The fight between George and Biff lasts ten minutes and ends up with the car exploding.
Because reasons.
What?!? You no like Baysplosions?
I know what you think, ''how could such an handsome genius man not like Michael Bay movies?''
Well maybe just maybe I am not totally perfect ok?
At the start when the Libyans careen our of control, they drive into the Statue of Liberty which dramatically falls down.
^ And then - it EXPLODES!
^ Because reasons
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