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I don't get the impression that this was a backdoor pilot...just a one-off, formula-bending gimmick.
 
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I don't get the impression that this was a backdoor pilot...just a one-off, formula-bending gimmick.

There was no confirmation, but it certainly felt like it had the makings of a backdoor pilot. Mitchell carried more of the load than your average guest star, and his story did not necessarily end with the Romero affair. Moreover, since the Chandler-esque format was so hard wired here, it would have flowed in its own series without the square peg in round hole feeling of this episode.

This is the kind of episode that is hard to revisit, despite Cameron Mitchell's strong performance.
 
Land of the Giants: "Comeback" is ironically the title of the last LotG episode MeTV will be showing, though I plan to keep reviewing the remaining 12 episodes anyway.

So this one has John Carradine playing the giant equivalent of John Carradine, a once-great horror-movie actor named Egor Crull, who's now washed up and captures four of the Little People as his gimmick to make a comeback, with Jesse White as Manfred, the villainous low-budget producer who's willing to put the LP in danger for the sake of his movie. It's a reasonably fun premise, but it makes no damn sense. I know Roger Corman sometimes put together a whole movie in a matter of weeks, maybe even days, but we're supposed to believe that Manfred was able to set up and start shooting a movie in a matter of an hour or two, without a script or any kind of larger plan, and with Egor as the only giant cast member. Also, that he happened to already have a bunch of miniature sets and props in exactly the right scale for the LP -- which seems to defeat the purpose anyway. If the point is to wow audiences with the use of actual Little People to achieve images that couldn't be achieved without impossibly expensive special effects, then shouldn't the story prioritize interaction between them and giant people/environments? If they're mostly on sets in their own scale, audiences would just assume they were normal-sized giants being filmed from the rafters. The fact that every scene was shot by only one camera, with no alternate angles or coverage, wouldn't have helped much.

What's more, Manfred tries to set up the Little People to unknowingly kill Egor for real when he makes trouble -- and it's the first scene Egor has actually appeared in! Was he planning a Plan 9 from Outer Space thing where the rest of the movie would be some random guy doubling Egor with his cape in front of his face? Also, Steve shoved the giant gun barrel to the left from Egor's POV, yet the diverted bullet grazed Egor's right arm. That means the bullet would've totally missed him anyway, and Steve made things worse.

Moreover, the episode ends with Egor stopping Manfred and saving the LP, but Egor's own career is still just as complete a failure as it was before, his comeback scheme has failed, and there's nothing to say that he won't just go right back to the bridge he was planning to jump off of at the beginning. They could've put in a few lines to address that concern, but they didn't even bother.

One nice touch is one of the season's few original music scores, with Alexander Courage providing a score that evokes classic silent-movie music.
 
The Incredible Hulk
"Goodbye, Eddie Cain"


LOS ANGELES--

At a police station, investigator Eddie Cain is grilled by detectives about several photos--one of a dead man named Jack Lewis found in Cain's office, killed with Cain's gun. His mind trails back to recent events...

Eddie Cain: "It was late August in Los Angeles, and hotter than the price of gold. For two long weeks, the super Santa Ana wind had been blowing in from the desert, and the City of Angels was beginning to curl up and shrivel, like cheap bacon on a hot grill. At night, the desert wind went away, but the heat hung around forever, trapped down on the streets and sidewalks and alleys, not to mention inside a guy's skull People can get strange when its been hot for so long. People can even get crazy.."

Cain's mind flashes back to David Banner being beaten...the Hulk raging...

Eddie Cain: "...take my word on it, troops. Eddie Cain, Investigator wouldn't kid you."

Cain thinks the murder of Jack Lewis (a semi-acquaintance) was a frame-up; offering to tell his side of the story, Cain thinks back a couple of weeks, sour over an unfulfilling run of cases, when an old friend--Norma Crespi--called to meet Cain. Crespi--now engaged to Howard Lang (a candidate for governor) makes his way to the Lang estate, meeting surly Jack Lewis, Crespi's lascivious daughter Vicki, and the man she desires, gardener David Benedict. Vicki demands David swim with her, instead of being locked away, working on some personal matter, but David begs off. Cain reunites with Norma, the woman frustrated that she's being blackmailed, the threat to expose Norma's past (sexual & criminal) relationship with longtime mob figure, Dante "Danny" Romero. Cain takes notice of the typed blackmail note--the typewriter drops a certain key...

As Cain runs background checks on the residents at the property, with two failing to be cleared: angry Jack Lewis, and David, the latter believed to hiding something, since he has next to no traceable background. Adding to David's "shady" nature is the man speeding away to a sleazy part of town, specifically, The Devil's Advocate club, known for being a play land for the sex and drugs set. The plot thickens when Cain sees Lewis--in the would-be governor 's car--parked in front of the establishment. It turns out that David was called to retrieve Norma's wayward daughter from the dump, causing Cain to see Norma in a very negative light. Back at the estate, David tries to usher the horny Viki back to her room--but not for what she has in mind. While David is occupied, Cain sneaks into Banner's room, and makes a discovery which leaves him more confused than ever--

Cain: "The guy was some kind of math nut or something.He'd got calculations written down everywhere, and the books..Einstein would have trouble figuring them out. It was weird. Really weird."

Typing his name on David's typewriter, he discovers the same dropped letters match that seen on the blackmail note. Assured that Banner is the guilty party, Cain confronts David--quickly dreaming up motives, from trying to run off with money--and Vicki--to job security....anything. David denies he's responsible for the note, but Cain--still sensing something not quite right about Banner, pretends to let the matter go. arranging a meeting with Danny Romero (brushing off the hostile treatment from his lieutenant Sheehan), Cain gets the sinking feeling that Romero's instant interest in Vicki (and knowing about the note Cain did not have a chance to mention) means he might be the girl's father.

While Romero generates more questions than answers, Cain's sources I.D. Jack Lewis as a smalltime blackmailer---one who might have an inside line on Norma, as he's spotted cavorting in the pool with Vicki. Cain is apprehended by Lewis, Vicki and two thugs; before Lewis can shoot Cain, David rushes in on the scene, pushes a metal rack on the criminals,and yells for Cain to run. David is not so lucky--he tries to protect himself by sliding under a car suspended on a floor jack, but Lewis releases the device, dropping the heavy sports car on David--triggering a Hulk out. The Hulk rises, flipping the car over, eventually pushing it into the two thugs. Lewis runs off, (leaving Vicki behind) with Cain--and the Hulk--in hot pursuit.

Running through the woods around the property, Cain hears two gunshots, eventually finding a dead body--Lewis. Unfortunately, Romero and his gunmen show up; Romero reveals Lewis tried to sell damning information to the opponent of Norma's fiancée, but thanks to the recent turn of events, Romero has decided to take matters into his own hands, cleaning up Norma's problems (and shoehorn himself into becoming daddy to Vicki). Part of that cleaning up process begins with killing Cain, but he's rescued by the Hulk, who pushes a tree between Cain & the men, long enough for the (apparently wounded) investigator--and the Hulk--to escape. Needing a place to hide, Cain stumbles into David's room, then passes out...

Cain wakes to the sight of David dressing his wound. Somewhat trusting David, Cain gets Banner up to speed on the situation, including the fact Romero got a good look at David from a surveillance photo Cain took hours earlier. Promising to help David leave town, the investigator drives to his office to collect spare money, and runs right into the sight of an ambulance crew removing the corpse of Lewis...from his office. Clearly, Romero's men moved it there to frame him, along with sending men to chase him down. Evading the criminals, Cain provides a bit of backstory on how his "appetite" cost him his once-respectable status as an investigator. One of the objects of said appetite--Norma Crespi--meets Cain in a public park, where Norma's latest troubles complicate David's life more than he bargained for; Norma gives Cain a briefcase full of money to deliver to the blackmailers--meaning Lewis was not THE man after all.

The attached note demands Cain and David deliver the money to an abandoned film studio lot. There, it all becomes clear who was behind the entire scheme: Norma's daughter Vicki, and her lover--Romero's lieutenant, Sheehan. Vicki initially used Lewis to set the blackmail up, acting as an expendable face for the crime, but her intention was to end up with Sheehan, who seeks to usurp Romero, while Vicki aims to psychologically destroy her mother with even a whisper of scandal. Despite David & Cain held at gunpoint, Cain attacks Sheehan, and David runs for cover. During the struggle for Sheehan's gun (and Vicki loosely firing everywhere), a rope securing several flats (fake walls) snaps, sending the stacks toppling on David like dominoes, triggering a Hulk-out. The creature prevents the couple's escape by pushing a light tower in their path, then runs off, leaving Cain wondering how this green man managed to be at the right place & time for him...again...

Cain's story clear him of suspicion with the police, learning Romero's men found Sheehan & murdered him--but not Vicki. He hangs around long enough to see Vicki brought in, the woman now realizing she was spared because she is Romero's daughter. Vicki asks Cain to tell David she's sorry, but Banner has already hit the road.

NOTES:

Jack McGee does not appear in this episode, but his other half--Jack Colvin--directed the piece.

This is not a cure-related episode.

Where to begin...

"Goodbye, Eddie Cain" seems like a script serving two masters: One, with Cain's narration, and a classic example of Banner/Hulk dropped into this unconventional tale (for TIH), the story becomes Cain's, suggesting this could have been toying with the idea of being a backdoor pilot of sorts, instead of a one-off script. Two, Banner finding himself draped by the Raymond Chandler-esque plot felt like odd issues of the Marvel Two-in-One comic, where the Thing ended up in 1942 (fighting alongside the Liberty Legion), or facing Boss Barker, a Skrull (yeah, that's right) taking on the life and appearance of a 1930s gangster--interesting (in theory), but out of place.

Mitchell--typical of his ability--could play anything, including a stereotyped Chandler-esque investigator, but I will say that kind of performance is worth only one go around, so if this was a backdoor pilot, its good that it did not become a series.

GUEST CAST:

Cameron Mitchell (Eddie Cain)--Cameron Mitchell was one of the more versatile character actors of the 50s-70s, becoming quite well known in the process, but as the years wore on, he--like many older performers--no longer enjoyed quality roles, ending up (by the 1980s) in several low-budget, quickie fantasy movies best left in the Wal-Mart $5 bin. Still, some of his better work could be found on the fantasy side--
  • Flight to Mars (Monogram Distributing, 1951)
  • Gorilla at Large (20th Century Fox, 1954) - with (believe it or not) Anne Bancroft, Lee Marvin, Lee J. Cobb & Raymond Burr. Thankfully, they all managed to live this down...
  • Autopsia de un fantasma (Peliculas Rodriguez, 1968)
  • Nightmare in Wax (Crown International Pictures, 1969)
  • The Andersonville Trial (PBS/KCET, 1970) - not fantasy, but this George C. Scott-directed historical drama starred William Shatner & Richard Basehart
  • Rod Serling's Night Gallery (NBC, 1972) - "Green Fingers" with Elsa Lanchester, & "Finnegan's Flight" with Burgess Meredith
  • Search (NBC, 1973) - "The Mattson Papers"
  • Death in Space (TV movie, 1974) with Star Trek one-timers Robert Walker, Jr. & Susan Oliver
  • The Toolbox Murders (Cal-Am Artists, 1978)
  • The Swarm (Warner Brothers, 1978) - arguably Irwin Allen's last stab at an interesting disaster film (with insects)
  • Project U.F.O. (NBC, 1978) - "Sighting 4016: The Pipeline Incident"
  • Screamers (Dania Films, 1979)
  • The Demon (Gold Key Entertainment, 1979)
  • Supersonic Man (Almena Films, 1979)
  • The Silent Scream (Denny Harris Productions, 1979)
  • Without Warning (Heritage, 1980)
  • Cataclysm aka The Nightmare Never Ends (Yeaman, Yordan & Halle Productions,1980)
  • Captive (Sandler Institutional Films, 1980)
  • The Perfect Woman (Sandler Institutional Films, 1981)
  • Frankenstein Island (Cerito Films, 1981)
  • Blood Link (Zadar Films, 1982)
  • Night Train to Terror (Visto International, 1985)
  • Shadow Chasers (ABC, 1986) - "Blood and Magnolias"
...and a half-dozen additional fantasy films made shortly before his death.

Jennifer Holmes (Vicki Romero) last visited Hulk-land in "Metamorphosis" --the third season premiere episode, and co-starred in the Cameron Mitchell horror movie, The Demon (Gold Key Entertainment, 1979).
  • The Incredible Hulk (CBS, 1979) - "Metamorphosis"
  • Voyagers! (NBC, 1982) - "Agents of Satan"
  • Tales of the Unexpected (ITV, 1985) - "Nothin' Short of Highway Robbery"
  • Misfits of Science (NBC, 1985-86) - series regular as Jane Miller
Anthony Caruso (Danny Romero)--is best known as mob boss Bela Oxmyx from Star Trek's "A Piece of the Action" (NBC, 1968), but his fantasy roles date back to the early 1940s--
  • The Ghost and the Guest (Alexander-Stern Productions, 1943)
  • Tarzan and the Leopard Woman (RKO, 1946)
  • The Catman of Paris (Republic Pictures, 1946)
  • Tarzan and the Slave Girl (RKO, 1950)
  • Flying Disc Man from Mars (Republic Pictures, 1950)
  • Adventures of Superman (Syndicated, 1953) - "Czar of the Underworld"
  • Phantom of the Rue Morgue (Warner Bros., 1954)
  • The Lone Ranger (ABC, 1955) - "The Tell-Tale Bullet"
  • Suspicion (NBC, 1958) - "Comfort from the Grave"
  • Zorro (ABC, 1958) - recurring as Don Juan Ortega
  • Thriller (NBC, 1960) - "The Guilty Men"
  • Kraft Suspense Theatre (NBC, 1964) - "A Cause of Anger"
  • The Addams Family (ABC, 1965) - "Morticia's Dilemma"
  • Tarzan (NBC, 1966) - "The Figurehead" (one of the few actors to star In Tarzan movies & TV series)
  • The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. (NBC, 1967) - "The U.F.O. Affair"
  • The Time Tunnel (ABC, 1967) - "Idol of Death"
  • Claws (Alaska Pictures, 1977)
  • Yogi's Space Race (NBC, 1978-79) - various voices
Donna Anderson / Marshall (Norma Crespi) - Donna Anderson is also known as Donna Anders--the point bringing them together is that "Anders" was one of the stars of Werewolves on Wheels, yet the dreaded Wikipedia gives this credit to Donna "Anderson". In fact, it seems Ms. Anderson used several stage names, depending on the kind of work, hence the reason "Anders" was credited (on screen) in a few early 1970s horror movies, while "Anderson" counts bigger films such as Stanley Kramer's classic On the Beach among her roles with that name. In any case, among Anders/Anderson's fantasy roles--
  • On the Beach (United Artists, 1959)
  • Sinderella and the Golden Bra (Paul Mart Productions, 1964) - Yes, that's SINderella...
  • Count Yorga, Vampire (AIP, 1970)
  • Dream No Evil (Clover Films, 1970)
  • Werewolves on Wheels (South Street Films, 1971)

Do you know if Donna Anderson/Marshall played the older woman that was made into a vampire by Yorga in Count Yorga, Vampire?
 
"Comeback"--a very low point from LOTG's second season; it appears TV producers only thought to use / trade on the aged John Carradine as a parody of his horror movie actor status; The Green Hornet did this over two years earlier in "Alias the Scarf", while The Munsters had him make several appearances as Mr. Gateman, Herman's creepy boss at the funeral home. It comes off like filler.
 
"Comeback"--a very low point from LOTG's second season; it appears TV producers only thought to use / trade on the aged John Carradine as a parody of his horror movie actor status; The Green Hornet did this over two years earlier in "Alias the Scarf", while The Munsters had him make several appearances as Mr. Gateman, Herman's creepy boss at the funeral home. It comes off like filler.

As I recall, Carradine also popped up as an aging horror star on an episode of McCloud.
 
Do you know if Donna Anderson/Marshall played the older woman that was made into a vampire by Yorga in Count Yorga, Vampire?

Donna Anderson/Marshall was..."Donna" in Count Yorga, Vampire, the lead female. The only older vampire was Donna's mother (Marsha Jordan), vampirzed by Yorga off camera, but fully appearing in the last quarter of the film.
 
Donna Anderson/Marshall was..."Donna" in Count Yorga, Vampire, the lead female. The only older vampire was Donna's mother (Marsha Jordan), vampirzed by Yorga off camera, but fully appearing in the last quarter of the film.

And, of course, Mariette Hartley, who starred in "The Bride of the Incredible Hulk," also played the female lead in "The Return of Count Yorga."

It's a Unified Field Theory! :)
 
Donna Anderson/Marshall was..."Donna" in Count Yorga, Vampire, the lead female. The only older vampire was Donna's mother (Marsha Jordan), vampirzed by Yorga off camera, but fully appearing in the last quarter of the film.


Thanks for the info. I wouldn't mind seing a remake which focuses partially on Donna's mother being vamped, with her being played by somebody like Glenn Close or Sharon Stone.
 
There was no confirmation, but it certainly felt like it had the makings of a backdoor pilot. Mitchell carried more of the load than your average guest star, and his story did not necessarily end with the Romero affair. Moreover, since the Chandler-esque format was so hard wired here, it would have flowed in its own series without the square peg in round hole feeling of this episode.

This is the kind of episode that is hard to revisit, despite Cameron Mitchell's strong performance.
Didn't these older show do a lot of these kinds of gimmick episodes, without them always being backdoor pilots? It would take a lot more than just the different format to make me think this was actually intended to be one.
 
I think that the whole point of doing an episode like this was to have fun playing with a hackneyed old genre that everyone knew. Because it was a hackneyed old genre that everyone knew, it didn't really have any potential as a series pitch.
 
Didn't these older show do a lot of these kinds of gimmick episodes, without them always being backdoor pilots? It would take a lot more than just the different format to make me think this was actually intended to be one.

Sure, but TIH was not new to exploring backdoor pilots; season two's "Another Path" and its sequel, "The Disciple" (intended to springboard Rick Springfield's character into his own series) also placed Banner in situations out of the norm with the guest's character getting the lion's share of exploration. That made me think "Goodbye, Eddie Cain" could have been another attempt. Again, no official confirmation, but it seemed like familiar territory in the way it was handled.
 
Thanks for the info. I wouldn't mind seing a remake which focuses partially on Donna's mother being vamped, with her being played by somebody like Glenn Close or Sharon Stone.

...but who would be the new Yorga? Robert Quarry made that role his own almost more than any other actor taking on a vampire role.
 
Shoot, I went and forgot TIH was starting on H&I today. I'm not planning to record it, but today I could have put it on for shits and giggles.
 
Remaking YORGA would be tricky, because what made the original fresh and different back in the 1970s--transplanting a traditional vampire to modern-day America, with a certain degree of dry wit and self-awareness--is practically its own subgenre now. And its once-shocking twist ending (which literally gave me nightmares as a kid) is pretty much par for the course these days.

In a post-BUFFY, post-TRUE BLOOD, post-VAMPIRE DIARIES world, I'm not sure how you distinguish YORGA from any other snarky, contemporary bloodsucker.
 
Not airing on MeTV this week:

The Incredible Hulk
"King of the Beach"
Originally aired February 6, 1981
Back when they cared MeTV said:
Hoping to raise funds for the opening of a restaurant, a bodybuilder (played by 'Hulk' star Lou Ferrigno) enters a competition, only to run afoul of some shady characters.


Events in the news in the weeks since the previous episode:
January 25
  • Jiang Qing ("Madame Mao") is sentenced to death in the People's Republic of China.
  • In South Africa the largest part of the town Laingsburg is swept away within minutes by one of the strongest floods ever experienced in the Great Karoo.
January 27 – The Indonesian passenger ship Tamponas 2 catches fire and capsizes in the Java Sea, killing 580.

February 4 – Gro Harlem Brundtland becomes Prime Minister of Norway.


New on the charts in those weeks:

"Aint Even Done with the Night," John Cougar
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"Rapture," Blondie
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(#1 US the weeks of Mar. 28 and Apr. 4; #1 Dance; #33 R&B; #35 Rock; #5 UK)

"Once in a Lifetime," Talking Heads
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(#103 US; #20 Dance; #14 UK)

"Don't Stand So Close to Me," The Police
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(#10 US; #11 Rock; #1 UK)

"While You See a Chance," Steve Winwood
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(#7 US; #17 AC; #2 Rock; #45 UK)

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