"Behind the Wheel"--
David is hired by Coleen Jensen--owner of the Majestic Cab company; David mentions that his license is from another state, but Collen is not concerned. She eagerly accepts his legal shortcomings due to her need for drivers (let go due the effects of the gas crisis), especially drivers who can read a map (her mechanic Eric has trouble knowing how to tell north from south on a map). Jensen suddenly suffers from an attack of angina, but takes some kind of medication (probably an anti-hypertensive drug), refusing to rest.
Soon, David begins working as Majestic's lone driver--catching the attention of a loan shark/drug dealer Jensen is indebted to named Swift. Jensen owes Swift enough that he's using the debt to force her to hand over Majestic; Jensen argues that she's been slow to pay off the debt because she cannot earn when
they continue to frighten her drivers away, making Swift both the self-generated problem and equally self-generated solution. Swift reminds her that he can legally get Majestic in a month, once her note is due...
To eliminate Jensen's last hope of earning, Swift orders Sam to target David....
Jensen talks to David about what he might face on the road; David does not seem to be too bothered by it, only for Jensen to reply--
Jensen: "
Excuse me for saying so, hon, but you're still green..."
David smiles at Jensen's unknowing dual reference to his other half, but needs the job enough to endure the kind of people he might encounter. Days later, David drives Jean--a pregnant woman--to the hospital, but needs to refuel, lest they go empty on the expressway, but fails to notice Swift's bone-breaker Sam tailing them. Without warning, Sam rear-ends and side-swipes the cab, sending it spinning across railroad tracks, then speeds away. Shaken, but undeterred, David races to gas station--only to run smack into long gas lines. David moves from car to car, begging on behalf of his passenger for the next spot to a pump, only getting hostile, dismissive responses. As Jean's experiences contractions, David calls Jensen for help (asking for an ambulance), but the situation grows critical thanks to the gas station now sold out of its daily allotment.
Sam locates the cab, waiting to make his next move.
David pleads with the station attendant (pointing to Jean) but has a door slammed on his fingers, then pushed to the ground...triggering a Hulk-out. The Hulk tears his way through the garage (Sam watching nearby), but runs to the cab as he hears the cries of Jean's newborn baby--just as the ambulance arrives. The Hulk runs off.
The next day, David tries (unsuccessfully) to tell Jensen why he has to leave; Jensen almost assumes he's quitting because of the loan sharks, but (once again) spins it all in the direction of the "mugger" story. Frustrated, Jensen takes this opportunity to fill Banner in on her story--
Jensen:
"Personal matters. I don't have time for personal matters. My dad died and left me Majestic and a whole stack of bills. Nearest thing to a marriage I've known. Let me tell you, Majestic is one lousy provider, but it is mine."
Jensen suffers yet another angina attack; her doctor told her to avoid stress, but under current conditions, that is easier said than done..however, it is enough for David--against his instinct for self preservation--to stay on as a driver...for a couple of days.
At Swift's HQ, his henchmen measure out bags of cocaine, while Swift is not ready to believe Sam's story about seeing a "huge green creature," but orders him to finish David off. Sam follows David's cab to a hotel, where Banner quickly disguises himself (with sunglasses & a Majestic cap) when his fare turns out to be
Jack McGee needing a ride to the Hulk-ravaged gas station. Steeling himself for the trip, David heads out, but sells his "regular guy cabbie" act to the hilt--
McGee: "Any of your boys out around that station, this morning?"
David: "Don't know."
McGee: "Did you hear what happened?"
David: "No."
McGee: "The Hulk showed up! Busted up the station!"
David: "Hulk?"
McGee: "Yeah, the Hulk! He's a big, green man--more like a creature--very strong!"
David: "Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I heard something about that."
McGee: "My name is McGee. I'm a reporter. Have you been with Majestic for long?"
David: "Couple of years."
McGee: "Got any new guys around there?"
David: "Ah, it's a big company...w-what...uh..what are you doing? Running an article on cabbies or something?"
McGee: "Yeah, well...uh, I might be, maybe--why?"
David:
"W-why don't you write it about me--my wife would get a big kick out of it!"
McGee:
"Well, I don't think you exactly fit my needs."
David:
"Well, how come? I've been driving a hack a long time--and know the ins and outs!"
McGee: "Sorry."
David: "You're positive, now? I don't like talking about myself--would you like hearing about when I was a kid?"
McGee: "Not really. Yeah, but thanks. Thanks, anyway."
David: "Okay, you know...my wife--she woulda liked that."
Sam intercepts the cab--and tries to run headlong into the driver's end, but David speeds out of the way, forcing the exposed Sam to take off--for the moment. McGee makes it to the gas station, where the attendant's first concern is the Register's reward; he identifies the cab driver he believed transformed into the Hulk as...David. Overhearing that, David drives off, leaving McGee utterly speechless at the idea he was within arm's reach of the elusive John Doe.
Back at Swift's HQ, Sam makes yet more excuses for failing to kill David, but Swift is no longer interested in Sam's stories, or use as a henchman--particularly with his drug deal promising bigger things. The rejected Sam works himself up in a frenzy, determined to kill David.
Speaking of David, the man on the run is packed and ready to run; expecting McGee to track him down to Majestic, he asks Jensen to tell him as little as possible. As David stresses his need to leave, Jensen has another angina attack, but drops her tablets. Inspecting the pills, David not only concludes that they are simply saccharine tablets...but Jensen's angina is a sham--used whenever she's in an uncomfortable stuation. Jensen owns up to her game, her lies and the trouble she's facing. David accepts her situation, but cannot stick around. As he leaving, Sam knocks Banner out--the attack witnessed by McGee, now running toward Majestic; Jensen also sees the attack, tells McGee to call the police as she drives off in hot pursuit of Sam's car. Instead of following her request, McGee hops in another cab and joins the chase.
At a quarry site, Swift meets with his clients--understandably concerned about the security of the location; Sam drives to the quarry, hoping to redeem himself in the eyes of Swift, but only angers his boss. Ordered to get rid of David, Sam dumps his body in a rock grinder--its force pulling the now conscious--and triggered David under. While solid boulders are turned to shattered pieces, the machine cannot harm the Hulk. The creature escapes, attacking Sam. Meanwhile, Jensen (and McGee) reach the quarry--Jensen is nearly taken to the grinder, but is saved by the Hulk, who takes down the rest of Swift's crew.
McGee tries to sneak up on the Hulk...preparing to hit him in the head with a sledgehammer, but the creature turns on the reporter, staring at him with a look pretty much saying,
"try it." McGee nervously tosses the sledgehammer away, impotently watching the Hulk escape again.
Back at Majestic, McGee tries and fails to grill Jensen about the identity of John Doe. After McGee leaves, David comes out of hiding, wishing Jensen well--and she should be: with Swift losing the cocaine, he's in serious trouble with the so-called syndicate, leaving Jensen free to get her business in the black again.
NOTES:
This is not a cure-related episode.
Self-interested McGee tries to hit the Hulk in the head with a sledgehammer. It matters not if McGee knows the Hulk is super-powered--the
act of hitting
any living creature with a sledgehammer is nothing less than an extremely violent, potentially deadly act. Yes, he would rather capture the Hulk alive (to exploit him as
The Register would with--as he put it--the
"King Kong sideshow"), but he could not know what kind of physical damage a sledgehammer would cause. Far from the anti-hero as some have argued.
Timely reference: Jensen mentions the second American gas crisis of 1979 (the first of the decade started in 1973), triggered by the Iranian Revolution of 1979, which (fair or not) was one of the finishing nails in the coffin of Jimmy Carter's presidency.
The aerial shot of a backed up gas station was repurposed news footage of one of the 1973 gas lines.
David tells the pregnant woman he would like to refuel before continuing, but from the rear window (over the woman's shoulder) a
76 gas station is seen in the distance. I guess David did not like their brand of unleaded? Long lines at the pump?
When David is putting on McGee, he says he's been "
driving a hack"; the word
"hack" is usually a slang for the taxi driver, not the vehicle.
I'm not sure where the episode is set, but the scenes of David driving McGee are clearly taking place on West Magnolia Blvd. in Burbank, California. Forever a cost-cutting location for endless Universal productions.
McGee benefited from plot convenience by finding a cab with the keys in the ignition. Most in-service vehicles have their keys returned to the office.
GUEST CAST:
It goes without posting (but I will) that
Esther Rolle (
Colleen Jensen) is best known for her role as the matriarch of the Evans family from the astoundingly offensive
Good Times (CBS, 1974-79). After leaving Norman Lear's "relevant" exercise in race humor, Rolle's fantasy credits (aside from TIH) were limited to two productions--
- Darkroom (ABC, 1981) - "Needlepoint"
- Poltergeist: The Legacy (Showtime, 1998) - "La Belle Dame Sans Merci"
Michael Baseleon (
Swift)--
- Rod Serling's Night Gallery (NBC, 1971) - "The Dark Boy"
- The Sixth Sense (ABC, 1972) - "I Did Not Mean to Slay Thee"
- Wonder Woman (CBS, 1978) - "My Teenage Idol Is Missing"
- The Greatest American Hero (ABC, 1982) - "Dreams"
- Whiz Kids (CBS, 1984) - "Watch Out!"
Jon Cedar (
Sam)--
- The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. (NBC, 1967) - "The High and the Deadly Affair"
- Stowaway to the Moon (CBS, 1975)
- The Invisible Man (NBC, 1975) - "The Invisible Man" - pilot
- Time Travelers (ABC, 1976) - Irwin Allen TV movie
- Day of the Animals (Multicom Entertainment Group, 1977)
- Capricorn One (Warner Brothers, 1977)
- The Manitou (Avco Embassy, 1978)
- Kiss Daddy Goodbye (Pendragon Film, 1981)
- The Greatest American Hero (ABC, 1982) - "Who's Woo in America"
- Tales from the Darkside (Syndicated, 1986) - "Dream Girl"
- Interceptor (Trimark Pictures, 1992)
- Asteroid (NBC, 1997)
John Davis Chandler (Eric)--
- Moon of the Wolf (ABC, 1972)
- Mako: The Jaws of Death (Cannon Films, 1976)
- The Shadow of Chikara (Embassy, 1977)
- The Sword and the Sorcerer (Group 1 International, 1982)
- Trancers II (Full Moon Pictures, 1991)
- Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (Universal, 1994)
- Carnosaur II (New Horizon, 1995)
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Syndicated, 1998) - "Honor Among Thieves"
Margie Impert (
Jean)--
- Kolchak: The Night Stalker (ABC, 1975) - "Demon in Lace"
- The Six Million Dollar Man (ABC, 1975) - "The Bionic Woman: Part 2"
- The Howling (Avco Embassy, 1981)