"Alice in Discoland"--
If someone only read the episode title in a 1978
TV Guide, one might be quick to think the episode was cashing in on the then-long lived discotheque fad in the United States, but thankfully, this was only a backdrop in a story that--in part--builds on David Banner's backstory. More on that in moment.
This week, David is working at
Pandemonium Disco, where would-be badasses and drunks mix with the gyrating crowd; David noted that some of the drinking patrons don;t look old enough to drive, suggesting juvenile substance abuse is not an issue with the club.
David recognizes a teenage girl dancing, and off-balance due to her drinking. She is his now 16 year old God-daughter Alice Morrow. His mind flashes back to the funeral of her father--his brotherly friend, Ted Morrow, and how his widow Rosalyn--trying to escape the depression of it all--was moving to Canada. Young Alice is heartbroken, but David calms her with a line from
Through the Looking Glass:
David "I wasn't real, I shouldn't be able to cry."
Alice: "That's what Alice said to Tweedledum and Tweedledee."
David calls Rosalyn, but the maid tells him the troubling news that Alice has been running away since she was 14. Her mother is in Europe, and out of reach.
At the disco, David carefully tries to drop hints of a drunk Alice's past by referencing the
Alice stories, (a book she received before her father's death) but gets an earful about her wayward lifestyle & resentment of her "perfect" mother. She does not recognize him (it has been several years, and like the rest of the world, assumed David Banner has been dead for over a year). Their conversation is interrupted by Alice's jealous dance partner / boyfriend Louie, who hustles her away.
The next day, David speaks to Joan Roberts, who runs the Alcohol Abuse Program; Joan informs David that an alcoholic to treatment, and if she's underage, he should call the police, or expose the disco's serving minors by notifying the Alcohol Control Board (anonymously). David hesitates with that last suggestion, but sometime later, Art Philbin from the Alcohol Control Board arrives..but takes bribes (to look the other way about serving minors) from agitated disco owner Ernie, who whines about his dwindling financial status and the threat of facing a grand jury. Philbin thinks an employee is responsible for the tip--which has an effect on the disco, with underage patrons leaving when they are refused alcohol.
Alice, dealing with a hangover, rebuffs Louie, who is excited about the forthcoming disco competition worth a $500.00 first prize. Tired of her drunkenness, he dances with another girl. In a very uncomfortable moment, Alice tries to flirt with David in order to get a drink, but he brushes that aside; causing Alice to wander off hallucinating & babbling
"Daddy will tell me what to do."
Al the bouncer prevents David from following her, but later is shocked to see a group fearfully watching Alice standing on a billboard platform mounted atop an boarded up building. She hallucinates her dead father standing on the ground below, with his arms extended, as if to catch her. A panicked David breaks into the boarded structure, but his leg crashes though weakened steps, triggering a Hulk out. The Hulk--witnessed by Alice's disco buddies--rescues the hallucinating girl (wanting to fall), then runs off.
The next day, David and Alice talk, about her life and symptoms. While he takes her to see Joan Roberts, Jack McGee meets Louie (whoby the way--does not believe in the Hulk), but hearing about the $10,000 reward offer, runs off to find Alice--the person McGee seeks.
At an meeting chaired by Joan Roberts, Alice is resistant to admitting her alcoholism, or the reason why she drinks; but slowly opens up. As David, Alice and Joan speak in the hall, Art Philbin watches, calling Ernie with the belief that one of the trio is the source of their troubles.
David beats a path off the streets when he spots the approaching McGee walking with Louie. Alice is no longer enchanted with lowball disco contests, drinking, or the promise of The National Register's reward. Incensed, Louie accuses David of interfering to Ernie, and this Boyfriend of the Century offers a bottle of liquor to Alice, while questioned by McGee, who thinks the Hulk tried to throw her off the roof.
After Louie and McGee leave, Alice tells David she needs to stay away from the disco environment, but David sees that as an excuse:
Alice:
"I'm an alcoholic."
David:
"That isn't a weakness, its a disease. And running from it doesn't make it go away. If you run form the disco because you don't want face booze, you may be missing out on the thing that's most important in your life--dancing."
Alice:
"I'm just trying to stay away from things that make me drink."
David:
"The disco is just a place--and the problem is here, in any room you are in, until you face it."
Alice:
"David, you don't understand.This is something in me I have to control by myself!"
David:"I do understand, and you're right."
David leaves her--with the liquor bottle for the reasons she just explained.
That evening at the disco, Alice shows up and dances with Louie...to the
disco-ized version of The Lonely Man Theme. David is lured downstairs by Ernie, and is handcuffed to a chair--accused of being a "fink," along with Alice and grand jury witness Joan Roberts. David admits that Alice was seeking help for her drinking problem, but Ernie and Al leave him cuffed below, threatening to take Alice
"for a ride" to get the information they want. David struggles to escape...
Ernie & Al attempt to take Alice from the club, when the Hulk busts through the basement door; wrecks the club--Al and Ernie along with it. McGee is outside, moments from entering the club, when the Hulk runs by, gives a growl of negative recognition, and vanishes right out of McGee's frustrated hands.
Sometime later, David (bag on shoulder) and Alice talk; her life is on a positive path, as she will attempt to teach dancing. She's also set to testify in front of the grand jury about Ernie & Philbin's activities. Talking to David, she tells him to read a passage from her
Alice book:
"...and the unicorn said to Alice, 'now that we have seen each other, if you believe in me, I'll believe in you."
Sentimental Alice gives the book to David to keep, as they soon part ways. Sad thing is, David obviously loses that book during his travels.
NOTES:
Another message episode, and certainly timely, as it was not uncommon for establishments to contribute to teenage alcoholism, along with being surrounded by enabling, self interested friends. The episode did not end with Alice completely "fixed," but at least it did not go the route of other series dealing with the subject, where the addicted person usually ended up dead.
At the funeral, Alice is a child, so this occurs at a time when David should be married to Laura. The pilot's flashback sort of suggests David and Laura were married for some time, so for continuity's sake, it would have been a nice moment to have Laura in this scene.
A non-cure plot episode.
In what would become a building theme (on many levels) in the series, McGee admits he's had nightmares about the Hulk. At this point, he does not specify what about the Hulk gave him nightmares; he's faced the creature a few times, and never resisted pursuing him. His dreams cannot be about the his role in the death of Elaina Marks (which brought the Hulk out in the incident), since he had no idea he spilled the explosive chemicals. Is it career / life value nightmares--the kind he will reveal later this season?
Alice does not learn David & Hulk are one and the same.
After this episode reveals the fate of Ted Morrow, you're left thinking poor David--he's lost many in his life: his mother, best friend, wife, colleague/would-be love interest and 2nd wife.
GUEST STARS:
Donna Wilkes (
Alice Morrow) spent her 1978 in notable Universal fantasy productions: this Hulk episode, and earlier that year, she was the hopelessly traumatized, hopelessly lip-quivering Jackie Peters in
Jaws 2, at the time the most successful sequel of all time, a distinction held until the release of
The Empire Strikes Back in 1980. Wilkes' next fantasy roles marked a return to acting after a decades-long absence:
My Stepbrother's a Vampire (2013) and
90210 Shark Attack (2014).
Brion--credited here as "Brian"
James (
Al) was one of Hollywood's most active bad and/or tough guy character actors for decades; the same year (1978) he brutalized Bill Bixby, he also troubled Mark Hamill in the custom car thief ring dramedy,
Corvette Summer (MGM, 1978), and managed to run into the long-in-the-tooth super group
KISS in their embarrassing TV movie,
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park. Other fantasy productions include
Galactica: 1980 (
"Galatica Discovers Earth, part 1"), appearing as Leon Kowalski in
Blade Runner (The Ladd Company, 1982),
Enemy Mine (20th Century Fox, 1985), and provided voice work on
Batman: The Animated Series (1992-1993).
Marc Alaimo (
Ernie) guest starred on two additional Hulk episodes,
"The Slam" and
"Nine Hours." Other fantasy roles include 1977 episodes of
The Hardy Boys / Nancy Drew Mysteries,
The Six Million Dollar Man (the
"Sharks" 2-parter), and
The Bionic Woman (
"African Connection"). Like several TIH guest stars, he dropped in on another CBS superhero--
Wonder Woman in the 2-part
"Phantom of the Roller Coaster" from 1979.
What's with this episode's guests running into sharks and phantoms?
Continuing, Alaimo's also appeared on
The Greatest American Hero, and
The Last Starfighter among a ton of parts not listed here. Obviously, he's best known for his run as Gul Dukat on
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Mo Malone (
Rosalyn Morrow) made her acting debut portraying Marina Oswald in the 1977 TV movie,
The Trial of Lee Harvey Oswald. After her Hulk appearance, her fantasy roles were limited to the alien recruitment TV movie,
Mysterious Two (1982), and
"Night Fever," (no, not based on the Bee Gees song) an episode of the 1985
Alfred Hitchcock Presents reboot.
Jason Kincaid (
Louie Sharp) had a few fantasy roles scattered across a couple of decades. Starting with the Krofft Saturday morning series
Far Out Space Nuts (1975), the Jack Webb / Harold Jack Bloom series
Project U.F.O.(1978), and
"Future Boy - October 6, 1957" episode of
Quantum Leap (1991).