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Amaris
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I love them all, but voted for Spaceballs.
To this day, I can make my friends laugh so hard they pee their pants, by reciting the "Ludicrous speed" scene word for word, until they can't stand it anymore.
J.
All I have to say is "I'm surrounded by Assholes" and my dad just howls.Or "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN??" and "Come back, you fat bearded bitch!"

Dark Helmet: "Keep firing, assholes!"
Colonel Sandurz: "They must have hyperjets on that thing!"
Dark Helmet: "What do we have on this thing, a Cuisinart?!"
Colonel Sandurz:: "No Sir!" [intercom] Prepare ship for light speed!"
Dark Helmet: "No, no. Light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: "Light speed too slow?!"
Dark Helmet: "Prepare ship... for Ludicrous speed."
All: *gasp*
Barf: "Holy shit! What was that?!"
Lonestar: "Spaceball One!"
Barf: "They've gone to plaid!"
What's sad is that I have Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles and Robin Hood: Men In Tights completely memorized. I remember, years ago, I recited the movie line for line to the amusement of my friends. I would say I got about 95% of it right (give or take a "the" or "and" here and there, you know).
Oh, I am a sad little man.

J.