Man kills himself during ''WATCHMEN''!
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Giant blue penis envy claims yet another victim.
Perhaps he wanted his death noticed but not seen and be near people, not alone when he died, but not put them in danger. Perhaps that how felt about the people in his life who were too selfabsorbed to notice he was in trouble and intervene.
Naw! Alan Moore has said he wouldn't even wipe the crap off his 'bum' with the the dvd!
I wish I could find that quote!
No, I did theirs were funny. Yours was an attempt at commentary on the films quality being why there were only 10 people in the theater without accounting for a)midnight show b) 5th weekend.
Jokes about it being long
Jokes about penis envy
Those are funny on general principles.
I actually quite enjoyed Watchmen and thought it was underrated. I just found is hilarious that the article goes out of its way to mention that there were only 10 people in the theater.
The number of people at the scene of the incident seems like a pretty standard detail in a news story to me...
Maybe but it made me laugh nonetheless.
One of the all-time selfish acts. I worry for those who might seriously look to the film itself as the cause of his suicide. Not personally accusing anyone here but, just the same, I thought I'd mention it. Movies don't make people kill themselves. Low self-esteem and stupidity do.
That movie would depress me even more.
The up side to all this is at least he won't be passing down his STUPID gene's to the next generation!
Who watches the Watchmen audience?
Maybe he just couldn't stand the thought that somewhere, Nixon remained President ...
Who watches the watchers who watch the watchmen?
It wasn't that bad. I don't see how this could have seriously disrupted anyone's movie watching experience. One little pop and that was it, it's not like he got splatter on the screen. As jackass things to do im theaters go, this one is far less disruptive than most.
Now, reporting the body to the police before the end of the movie, that would be inconsiderate.
Now, reporting the body to the police before the end of the movie, that would be inconsiderate.
He could have done it on opening night, now that'd be inconsiderate though it might have raised interest in the movie I suppose.
You know it would have sparked alot of interest in the movie, there would have been headlines everywhare!
