Make up an episode line-by-line!

[Discofan]

Troi: You tell 'em, Spock!

 

[Canon]

Landry: Pass the popcorn, Tilly- we're about to see some more of that Vulcanian "logic"!

 

[Discofan]

Kirk: What is going on here? How come I am not the one with most of the lines on this show? Spock, tell Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura and Sulu, I want them all in my ready room. We're gonna take over the dialogs! I have a few scenery chewing tirades that will have them beat. Who are these people, anyway? That guy looks like a cow.

 

[Canon]

Kevin Riley: Aren't you forgetting someone?!

 

[Tim Thomason]

Kirk: Oh, right. Ask Mr. Leslie to join us.

 

[Canon]

Leslie: BACK FROM THE DEAD!

 

[Tim Thomason]

Morn: You can talk?!

 

[Canon]

Airiam: He can, just not very much, apparently...

 

[Tim Thomason]

Kirk: Captain's log, stardate 6923.2. I've ditched all the future people and Klingons in order to meet with my own crew on my own ship and discuss ways of fixing the timeline and/or destroying the impostors.

 

[Canon]

McCoy: Those were Klingons?!

 

[Tim Thomason]

Worf: We don't discuss it with outsiders.

 

[Canon]

Kirk: Outsiders? You mean to tell me that you're a Klingon too?

 

[Lord Garth]

Spock: Captain, it appears there are those among us who are not of this time still here.

 

[Mysterion]

McCoy: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

 

[Canon]

Spock: Quite illogical, Doctor. *eats plomeek soup*

 

[Lord Garth]

Kirk: All senior officers to the Ready Room on the double. I want to know what's going on here.

 

[Canon]

Saru: Only senior officers from your ship? I think we should all be present- but thank you for taking us off the subject of food...

 

[Lord Garth]

Kirk: On second thought. All senior officers from all ships to the Rec Deck.

 

[Canon]

Scotty: Our Enterprise may be very wee next to all those so called Starships out there, but wait'll you see our Rec Deck!

 

[Discofan]

Kirk: Scotty! What happened to you? You don't look at all like the Scotty I know!