Make up an episode line-by-line!

[Lord Garth]

Janeway: Get rid of everyone who doesn't belong here! Now.

 

[Discofan]

Tuvok: If you say so. (and he disappeared into thin air).

 

[StarTrekRecuts]

Janeway: This is why Tuvok will always be my best friend.

 

[Canon]

Stamets: Hey Voyager! Need a Spore Drive?

 

[Discofan]

Janeway: Spores? We don't need no stinking spores!

 

[StarTrekRecuts]

Stamets: I guess people was right about Voyager being a uninteresting ship and crew.

 

[Discofan]

Janeway: How dare you talk to me like that? Go away or I'll have you shot!

 

[StarTrekRecuts]

Archer: Finally a time where people are not trying to talk bad stuff about me and our ship.

 

[Canon]

Stamets: Archer? It is I, "Future Guy"!

 

[Wulff359]

Kirk: You? I thought it was ...KAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!!

 

[Discofan]

Picard: There are five lights! I mean four! I mean... who cares? Leave me alone!

 

[Canon]

Sisko: Am I late?

 

[Tim Thomason]

Troi: No, but I am. And I know who the father is this time.

 

[Canon]

Riker: Please tell me it's not James T. Kirk!

 

[Discofan]

Troi: It's a ray of light, I call him "Ray", but to you, it's Mister Light.

 

[Canon]

Dr. Crusher: At least it isn't a candle, Deanna.

 

[Discofan]

Troi: Aren't you the one who had an affair with a ghost, Beverly?

 

[Canon]

McCoy: Well, you're a Betazoid, Troi!

 

[Discofan]

Troi: What of it?

 

[Canon]

Spock: I am a Vulcan, and I do not understand this argument- Dr. McCoy, Dr. Crusher, as medical professionals, shouldn't you be supporting Ms. Troi in her time of need?