Make up an episode line-by-line!

[Lord Garth]

Tyler (with a blade): Kay-lesh!!!

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Georgiou: Seriously, let me know when you decide to carve up Mr. Saru. Those ganglia look so savory! *smacks lips*

 

[Wulff359]

Sulu: Are you talking about prepairing dinner? I have some sharp blades I could lend you. I am not that bad at cooking also, you know?

 

[Agony_Boothb]

Colonel Harland Sanders: 'here you go sugar plum' *hands Georgiou the secret 11 herbs and spices on a piece of paper*

 

[Wulff359]

Georgiou (handing Sulu the herbs and spices): Mr. Sulu - Chop Chop...

 

[Lord Garth]

Lorca: Remember when we gave our Michael a special book for Christmas, Phillipa? How to Cook 40 Kelpians? Brings back the memories, doesn't it?

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Hugh: Geordi must not be assimilated. Geordi is a friend.

 

[Wulff359]

Lt. Stamets: Who let the Borg out? Who, who, who, who?

 

[zenophite]

Pike: Howdy y'all. Mind if I sprinkle a little bit of roguishly charming pizzazz on you're little shindig here? By the way, I'm Captain of the Enterprise.

 

[Agony_Boothb]

Geordi LaForge: So Hugh, feel like taking a moonlit walk on the holodeck?

 

[Lord Garth]

Georgiou: Chris, Geordi, Hugh... welcome aboard. I hope you like Kelpian. Very tasty! Even the Klingons agree. But they like to eat anything. Even you.

 

[Orac]

Tilly: Who did Captain Kirk maroon on Ceti Alpha V?

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Pike: *BEEP* *BEEP*






*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*

 

[Lord Garth]

Tilly: BEEP? BEEP? BEEEEP?! Hey! We're on CBS All Access! No need to bleep out all the swears! That's what's so fucking cool about it! Wait a minute... unless... are you trying to be Road Runner? I used to love that show when I was a kid! All the Road Runner had to do was paint a tunnel into a mountain, he'd run through, and the Willie Coyote crashed right into it! So you must be like the Road Runner and the Klingons must be like... Willie Coyote! Michael! Get this!!!! The Klingons are like Willie Coyote! Isn't that so awesome?! I know, I know. I'm getting way, way too excited! But I can't help it. I'm going to love our new Captain so much!

 

[Wulff359]

Bill: Whoa, this future looks much different than the other future...
Ted: Yeah, but it is still an excellent adventure!

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Stametz: I miss my Hugh....

 

[Lord Garth]

Hugh: We are Hugh.

 

[Orac]

Vedek Yassim: Evil must be opposed.

 

[Lord Garth]

Ariam (channeling Data): Oh shit!

 

[Wulff359]

Q Junior: Oh, damn. What have I done... Aunt Katy will be mad.