make ME a movie!!!

[RobertScorpio]

For whatever reason some of the Star Trek movies are no where as good as some of the episodes. I won't call those movies out on the carpet, so as to avoid a debate. But here IS what I am asking.

What episode, one from each TREK SHOW, would have made a better movie than the actual movies...

Some choices are very obvious, so I want some off the wall choices and what you would have altered to make the episode stretch to the length of a movies..

Robert
Scorpio

 

[FalTorPan]

The transwarp drive episode of Voyager. All they'd need to do is add about an hour of "nature show" footage of lizard Paris and lizard Janeway.

Pardon me while I vomit.

 

[Mr. Fergy]

^ You mean Voyager's "Threshold" episode? No one should be subjected to that!

 

[FalTorPan]

Okay then... how about an extended "Arena" (TOS)? The time filler would be scenes on the Gorn ship, where we see a Gorn couple slow-dancing. Reeeeeeeeeally sloooooooow dannnnccccccing.

 

[Gepard]

All they'd need to do is add about an hour of "nature show" footage of lizard Paris and lizard Janeway.

I bet there's people on the Internet who would watch that.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Y'know...they could make a full movie of DS9's The Magnificent Ferengi. More gun practice, a longer Empok Nor sequence, and more scenes of faking that Keevan's alive after he's dead. Could be funny.

 

[Triskelion]

The Treevis and Flotter epi of VOY. Introduce all their woodland friends, including an irrepressible hip hop hamster that sings and dances.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^That would actually be priceless! Munchkin Trek.