What do you mean maybe?!
$400 for something every guy willingly does at every given opportunity just for the fun of it?
That's a no brainer
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What do you mean maybe?!
$400 for something every guy willingly does at every given opportunity just for the fun of it?
That's a no brainer
Technically, it's illegal in the US as well. The payment isn't for the eggs; it's compensation for the "donor's" time, inconvenience, and discomfort.
Of course, if it walks like a duck and goes quack...
Hell, I'd do it for 10 bucks a pop, plus gas money
What do you mean maybe?!
$400 for something every guy willingly does at every given opportunity just for the fun of it?
That's a no brainer
Sperm, it's the gift that keeps on giving
Hell, I'd do it for 10 bucks a pop, plus gas money
What do you mean maybe?!
$400 for something every guy willingly does at every given opportunity just for the fun of it?
That's a no brainer
Sperm, it's the gift that keeps on giving
If it was safe and non-invasive, sure, why not? I'll do it for free. They can have my cut hair and fingernails, too. And when I croak, they can have all the rest.
There is enough iguana for everyone.
There is enough iguana for everyone.
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^ Until a hundred kids show up on your doorstep demanding child support.
I think that if the sperm is donated legally it is regarded in the same light as adoption and therefore no chance of a father having to pay child support.
However someone that a man fathers might want contact with him later but I think a father can veto any contact.
However someone that a man fathers might want contact with him later but I think a father can veto any contact.
^ I always did wonder about that. I kept thinking, why the hell would a guy donate his sperm if he'd be on the hook for child support later?
^ Until a hundred kids show up on your doorstep demanding child support.
I wouldn't be surprised if that has happened before. People in America will sue anything that moves.
It would be a good real to never donate. I HATE kids! They may be cute first, but they suck up money fast. Bunch of parasites!
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I definitely don't want kids.
Nor do I want to make money by jerking off into a cup.
Nor do I want to make money by jerking off into a cup.
Indeed. If I'm going to pay, at least I'm entitled to a honest fuck.
Sperm donation's not for me. Every sperm is sacred, every tissue a cathedral. That's my motto. Plus, knowing how prolific I am in that department, it would be like playing Six Degrees of Locutus with my descendants. One of my Bank Babies might take a liking to a girl who reminds him of his mom and *BOOM*, 'Deliverance.'
Seriously though, I'd be more inclined to donate (free) to someone I know who I can vouch for being a good person (and could perhaps allow me to stay in touch with or receive updates about the child throughout its life) rather than donate for a fee to an agency where you don't know who it's going to. I know that it might seem kind of silly to get protective of theoretical children, and I'm sure most agencies have a stringent screening process for the parent(s), but I'd prefer to have a more active role in deciding who the parents are.
Seriously though, I'd be more inclined to donate (free) to someone I know who I can vouch for being a good person (and could perhaps allow me to stay in touch with or receive updates about the child throughout its life) rather than donate for a fee to an agency where you don't know who it's going to. I know that it might seem kind of silly to get protective of theoretical children, and I'm sure most agencies have a stringent screening process for the parent(s), but I'd prefer to have a more active role in deciding who the parents are.
I just read an article about this. Apparently, they only ask for two days of abstinence prior to the donation. The hard part* is actually getting accepted as a donor. Needless to say, there's a lot of sperm out there, so they only want the top-grade stuff.
Now, to comb through my internet history, because I can't for the life of me remember why I was linked to that article. My primary suspect is Dave Barry's blog.
ETA: I am very, very good.
8,000?! Jesus tap dancing Christ! You could buy a car with that much!
You could buy a pretty decent airplane for that much!
I have an exceptionally high IQ and multiple artistic talents, in addition to beautiful blue eyes. I'm sure my sperm is worth a small fortune.
I should do this just to increase the general quality of the Human race.
I should do this just to increase the general quality of the Human race.
