MACHETE - New trailer released just for Arizona!

[T'Baio]

This movie looks so amazing! It might even make Lindsay Lohan hot again and Steven Seagal cool again and Robert DeNiro respectable again and Don Johnson known again!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943

They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!

 

[Kelso]

I just saw this- god, is it Sept. yet? We've been waiting THREE YEARS for this flick.

"Introducing Don Johnson" ROFL

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Brilliant.

 

[Goliath]

Nice.

I didn't think it was possible for Trejo's face to get any craggier.

Shows what I know.

 

[doubleohfive]

ROCK ON! Quite looking forward to this one.

 

[Stone_Cold_Sisko]

Steven Seagal and Robert DeNiro? AHAHAH! Amazing!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

This just gets better and better. I loved "Introducing Don Johnson".

 

[Kail]

You do all know this is a joke, right?

 

[Harvey]

In what sense is it a joke? The film has actually been made this time--it's not just a trailer.

 

[Dayton Ward]

You do all know this is a joke, right?

It was a joke back in 2007 when the original fake Machete trailer ran between the two movies comprising the Grindhouse double feature. Even back then Rodriguez was saying he wanted to make a real movie based on it.

The next thing you know....

 

[Kail]

I saw the fake trailer years ago, didn't know they actually shot a real movie.

 

[od0_ital]

This just gets better and better. I loved "Introducing Don Johnson".

It was funnier when Ocean's 11 "introduced" Julia Roberts.

Just sayin'...

 

[FreezeC77]

This just gets better and better. I loved "Introducing Don Johnson".

It was funnier when Ocean's 11 "introduced" Julia Roberts.

Just sayin'...

yea, but the difference is you'll probably have people watching the Machete trailer who really have no idea who Don Johnson is and believe it's his first movie just from that

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

This is fucking amazing!

I miss the tits from the Grindhouse version, though. I suppose artistic integrity has to be sacrificed for Alba and Michelle Rodriguez...rather a pity.

 

[Starbreaker]

You do all know this is a joke, right?

Hobo With a Shotgun is also no longer a joke...

 

[Harvey]

I miss the tits from the Grindhouse version, though. I suppose artistic integrity has to be sacrificed for Alba and Michelle Rodriguez...rather a pity.

Just because they're not in the trailer doesn't mean they're not in the movie.

I know, I know, foolish hopes.

 

[od0_ital]

Here's hopin' the scene is re-enacted with Alba & Rodriguez!

 

[Tulin]

I normally don't like films like this but this trailer had me cracking up. I may just have to go see this!

 

[Roger Wilco]

That might be the best trailer in the history of cinema.

 

[Pingfah]

Poor old Jeff Fahey gets a bucket load of screen time, but he's the only one they didn't give a screen credit to.