Love isn't the only thing that lasts forever...

[tharpdevenport]

Roaches do as well!

Show your special gal this Valentine's Day how much you lvoe her by naming a large hissing roach after her - only $10.00! Steal her heart and this -- two-for-one!

ZOO'S SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY OFFER

Don't worry -- no roach pictures in the link provided, so you're safe. Also, no tiny four-eyed spiders


So ... this is new.


"HONEY!!! You'll never believe what I got you!!!"

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But there's 58,000 of them and they all look the same. How would you be able to pick out your roach?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Maybe aliens think the same thing when picking their probing victim...