has anyone watched Season 3 yet? Just dropped this past weekend
has anyone watched Season 3 yet? Just dropped this past weekend
The new season is 9 episodes, making it more similar to Season 2's 8 episodes than Season 1's 18. Overall the tone is sort of midway between Seasons 1 and 2. While the sexploitation of Season 1 didn't return here in any real way (there are a handful of sex scenes, but it's not exploitative), the level of "kewl" gore is pretty goddamned high in several of the shorts. Overall this is a very schizoid season, with some episodes telling mature, adult SF, and others apparently seeking to appeal to 14 year old boys. I also need to say that in several of the shorts I thought the sound was mixed fairly poorly, as I had a hard time understanding the dialogue even with the volume turned up fairly high (I probably should have watched with the subtitles on).
Okay, so on to the skits themselves:
Three Robots: Exit Strategies: The first sequel to a LD+R short, this returns to the...three robots...we met in Season 1 for another script written by John Scalzi. The animation style is identical of course, making this a more stylized "Pixar" type short. In this short, the three robots visit various vacant human settlements to see how different groups of humans attempted to deal with the "robot apocalypse" (spoiler - they all failed). There's a lot of long-dead dried up corpses/skeletons, but I wouldn't call it gory. There's also a ton of political commentary here, including some that genuinely surprised/amused me (they worked in a nice dig on libertarians and seasteading), but the message in the end is just a little bit too on the nose for me.
Bad Traveling: This short is based upon a story by Neil Asher. A ship sailing across an "alien ocean" (not clear if this was meant to be a fantasy setting, it's rather low-tech) ends up with a murderous giant crab who storms the ship and threatens to kill everyone onboard unless steered to an inhabited island where it can kill countless individuals. A single individual does everything he can to ensure this doesn't happen - even if it means betraying everyone else on the ship. This short has an odd animation style, it's not really either attempting to be hyper-real or cartoonish. Characters are naturally lit and rendered in great detail, but their features are exaggerated just a bit outside the real human norm - probably to avoid the "uncanny valley" issue. This is a hyper-gory short, but it tells a coherent story with a character arc of sorts for the protagonist, though everyone else is disposable - in more ways than one. It's the longest of the shorts, at 21 minutes (longest short yet done by the series) but the runtime just isn't enough for the story they try to tell here.
The Very Pulse of the Machine: Based on a story by Michael Swanwick, we begin this short with two scientists exploring the moon Io in a rover. After a crash caused by a volcanic eruption, one of them dies, with the surviving scientist having a critical rupture in her own oxygen supply, requiring her to link her own suit to her dead crewmate, and drag her body on a makeshift sled for 40 km to the return vehicle. During the return journey, she starts hearing the voice of her dead crewmate, and it gets more interesting from there. The animation style in this particular short is 2D, almost having a hand-painted quality at times. It is quite clearly the most beautiful of the shorts, and is a mature science-fiction story told quite well. The standout of the season by far.
Night of the Mini Dead: What if there was a zombie apocalypse, but we filmed it in tilt shift? That's basically all there is to this seven-minute short. There is no script to speak of here, though there were some high-pitched lines which were audible. But basically it was one zombie movie cliché after another, only viewed as if we were looking down on a model railroad track. There some gore here (and surprisingly sex), but it's so far zoomed out it's not really objectionable. I just don't find the idea of tiny people dying all that funny.
Kill Team Kill: This is awful - the primary evidence that they're going after the 14-year-old boy demographic again with the show. We meet a squad of soldiers - really cliché soldiers who all have southern-ish accents (and oddly, are all white), talk about how awesome guns are, swear incessantly, etc. Then they get attacked by a giant cyborg grizzly bear. Yes, really. The animation style in this episode is traditional 2D style, which is somewhat helpful, as this is one of the goriest of the shorts, and I would not want to watch this at all if it. Also of note is this is one of the few shorts this season with some big name voice actors in it, like Seth Green and Steve Blum. My least favorite of the season.
The Swarm: Based upon a Bruce Stirling story, this short follows a scientist who travels to an alien...asteroid?...filled with a sort of alien hive organism which also has integrated dozens of different alien species (many of which used to be spacefaring races) into its ecology. The only other human character here is another scientist played by Rosario Dawson. The animation here is so close to being stellar, as the creature design is among the best (if not the absolute best) I've ever seen in CGI, but the human animation attempts to be photo-realistic and fails. There's a sex scene here, but it's strictly PG-13, and the gore level is relatively subdued and appropriate to the story. Aside from the uncanny valley humans (who I do get used to over time) the main issue with this episode is it feels like it adapted the short story a bit too faithfully, meaning there's two long, expository bits of dialogue which just don't seem to mesh well with the rest of the short. Still worth seeing for the creature design alone.
Mason's Rats: A Scottish farmer's rats evolve to become hyper-intelligent and start using tools. He hires an exterminating company which uses progressively more and more technological solutions in an attempt to wipe out the rats to no avail. As a story attempting to be "comedic" the art style is closer to Pixar, though it's still fairly gory. The one thing I will say in the favor of this short is in a series replete with very dark endings where everyone dies, this one at least manages to end on a bit of a bright note. Oddly, it is also based upon a Neil Asher story.
In His Vaulted Halls Entombed: What if a group of commandos discovers Cthulhu chained up inside a cave? That's pretty much all there is to this story. I will say unlike Kill Team Kill, this short actually portrays members of the armed forces as people, not as broad caricatures. It also has better use of "photo-realistic" animation than The Swarm (although the faces still do seem a little too unexpressive for me). This is a completely 100% cliché horror story though - you're not going to be surprised in any way at all at how it ends.
Jibaro: The final short of the season is something I was really looking forward to based upon the clips from the trailer, but it was a huge letdown. This short is done by Pinkman.tv, who also did The Witness from Season 1, and similar to that short there is something of an artistic, painterly quality to the short. Also similarly, it has no dialogue whatsoever, and attempts to tell its story entirely visually. What that story is, however, is kind of confusing. What I can gather is a group of Spanish Conquistadors is traveling through the forest (a weirdly not-tropical looking forest) looking for treasure, and stumble upon a goddess/mythical being who uses her powers (mostly screaming) to make them all kill each other/drown, save for a single knight who happens to be deaf and thus immune. The mythical being also happens to be covered with gold - and to be a kind of hot lady. There's no real sex in this episode, and there's not that much gore (but there sure is a hell of a lot of blood). The main issue with the short is the direction and editing are absolutely terrible, with tons of quick cuts and odd camera angles (do I really need repeated cutbacks to view the knight as if I'm sitting on his horse's neck facing him?). When coupled with the more stylized/painterly animation style, and the weird dance shit the mythical being does, it feels like this is a long cut from a music video rather than a short story.
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