Previously on LOST: TrekBBS;
CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!
Shazam!
Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaaaaauuuuuusssssssssss.....!!!!!
Me toadie! Me toadie! MEEE TOADIEEE!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
"BANNED!!!"
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A group of Postaways are walking through the jungle, twilight...
mrcoaster "... so this place, this 'island', is some kind of purgatory?"
Rosemary: "Yes, It separates the good ones, from the 'banned' ones."
Colonel Worf: "We... we're
banned?"
Rosemary: "When my convention committee crashed here 3 years ago... 'they' came and took 'him' for his
shameless behavior."
Chris Mortimer: "Him?"
Cananaboy_32: "Who?"
Vendikarr: "Huh?"
mrcoaster shoots them a look that would make Chuck Norris suck his thumb....
mrcoaster: "Consider that a
friendly!"
Flukie: "Hey! We should call you
Mr. Friendly!"
mrcoaster: "We should call you
Postzilla Food..."
Flukie: "Eep!"
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Later in The Patch:
mrcoaster,
Kira's Mom and
Gertch are discussing the Disorientation Video...
Kira's Mom: "So, what do you think
AntonyF meant when he said 'not to use the 'puter for....' then it cut off?"
mrcoaster: "I dunno. Playing Donkey Kong? Spamming? Notifying the Moderator?"
Gertch: "No, we must find the answer, perhaps using this 'search' function here. See, 'search' and 'gertch' rhyme, you think that's co-oincedence? It's my destiny...!"
Suddenly,
AdamK runs in... "Guys! Get to the beach! Someone just tried to steal
Froggies little toadie!"
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On the beach...
Froggie hysterical: "Me toadie! He tried to steal me toadie!"
Temis the Vorta: "Ah, calm the frak down!"
Froggie: "MEEEEE TOADIEEieiieieie...!!!"
ElimParra: Yes, yes, very nice elocution... but what did he look like.... the man...?"
Froggie: "Very strange! Ribbit Ribbit! Freaky! He had a moustache and a Van Dyke beard! And he looked like a Klingon! No! Sean Connerry!!! No! A robot! Uh..!!! Wait!!!! Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit!!!"
mrcoaster: "Calm down
Froggie! Here, have my salty nuts..."
Froggie slaps him hard!
mrcoaster spins and falls to the ground! (yes, just like Biff

)
Neeka Keet tosses a bag of salty nuts to
Froggie, "He meant these, WB Mascot..."
Froggie: "He needed the rest anyways."
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To be Continued...
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Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "All the Best Spammers Have Moderator Issues."
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Bad Spambot!