LOST: TrekBBS
- Thread starter Capn Flukie
- Start date
Just a wild guess, but I'm guessing we'll have plenty of "overweight comic releif" guys on this version of the show.
Well, then, as the "skinny comic relief grape," I'll stand out. :thumbsup:
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
Previously on LOST: TrekBBS;
CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!
Shazam!
Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaaaaauuuuuusssssssssss.....!!!!!
Me toadie! Me toadie! MEEE TOADIEEE!!!
---
We fade in on the Postaways going about the business of survival, mrcoaster is directing some postaways in gathering wood for a fire and collecting food. Temis the Vorta goes up to him and speaks;
Temis the Vorta: "When the frack are we gonna get off this island? Haven't you tried anything?"
mrcoaster: "We're doing the best we can... please be patient... sorry for the downtime..."
Neeka Keet: "Yeah, well try harder, Coast Guard, this place is boring, I've got scammin' to do!"
Scott Delaney: "My tummy hurts."
Everyone gives Scott Delaney the
, (in unison) "Shut up, Steve!"
Scott Delaney: "eep!"
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Later...
Neeka Keet and Capt. Vulcan are wandering the jungle looking for mangoes and crap...
Capt. Vulcan: "Do you hear that?"
Neeka Keet: "Hear what, Mr. Pointy Ears?"
Suddenly, there is a loud roaring noise, and much crashing of trees, the sky grows dark and the wind kicks up, with bright flashes of light illuminating the terror on their faces!
Capt. Vulcan: "Run!"
Neeka Keet: "My God, it's horrible!"
They take off like a bat outta hell, but Capt. Vulcan is sucked up into the maelstrom, lost (hee hee) forever!
Neeka Keet: "eeeeeeeep!"
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Back on the beach:
Neeka Keet recounts her encounter in the jungle...
Chris Mortimer: "What do you think it was?"
Neeka Keet: "I dunno. Seemed like some sort of... ELECTRICAL SUPERSTORM!!!"
Everyone (in unison): "Eeeeeeeeeep!!!
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Back at the UGO thingy;
Griz: "So, what do you think's down there? Y'know in the Patch?"
Gertch: "It's our density!"
cubbie866: "Our density?"
Gertch: "Oops, sorry! Destiny, just watched 'Back to the Future' on my iPod."
Agent Richard07: "Whatever dude! Let's crack this baby open!
Agent Richard07 does some sort of technohooey to get the virus in to the UGO Patch... it blows open, the UGO logo flying through the air!
Jayson: "Hey if my uncle were my grandma, would that make my sister my brother-in-law?"
The UGO logo crashes down on Jayson, killing him instantly!
The readers of this thread: "Eeeeeeeep!!!!!!"
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David85 (to Flukie): "Hey! You already killed off Jayson! And how come I'm not in this thing either! Your writing sucks! Where's the continuity?!"
Suddenly, for no reason at all David85 explodes.
Flukie:
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A short time later mrcoaster, Gertch and Kira's Mom are climbing down into The Patch...
Kira's Mom: "what do you think's down here?"
mrcoaster: "I dunno, but it smells awful..."
They enter the Patch, where they are confronted by cooleddie74, who is waving his arms madly and holding an empty bottle of Cold Duck!
cooleddie74: "My replacements! I'm so glad you're here! I've been spamming like crazy not unlike a vietnamese prostitute with the clap! Or a rancid macaroni salad left by pilgrims on Mars! I've been here alone since my partner Dirty Sanchez died of a case of the clap he got from a turtle on Arbor Day while singing the theme song from Zoom!"
mrcoaster, Gertch and Kira's Mom:
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To be Continued...
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Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "Everyone Hates UGO"
Vendikarr (shouting): "Who... who are you people?"
Trippy and Mr. EMH: "We're the Loungies."
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CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!
Shazam!
Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaaaaauuuuuusssssssssss.....!!!!!
Me toadie! Me toadie! MEEE TOADIEEE!!!
---
We fade in on the Postaways going about the business of survival, mrcoaster is directing some postaways in gathering wood for a fire and collecting food. Temis the Vorta goes up to him and speaks;
Temis the Vorta: "When the frack are we gonna get off this island? Haven't you tried anything?"
mrcoaster: "We're doing the best we can... please be patient... sorry for the downtime..."
Neeka Keet: "Yeah, well try harder, Coast Guard, this place is boring, I've got scammin' to do!"
Scott Delaney: "My tummy hurts."
Everyone gives Scott Delaney the
, (in unison) "Shut up, Steve!"Scott Delaney: "eep!"
---
Later...
Neeka Keet and Capt. Vulcan are wandering the jungle looking for mangoes and crap...
Capt. Vulcan: "Do you hear that?"
Neeka Keet: "Hear what, Mr. Pointy Ears?"
Suddenly, there is a loud roaring noise, and much crashing of trees, the sky grows dark and the wind kicks up, with bright flashes of light illuminating the terror on their faces!
Capt. Vulcan: "Run!"
Neeka Keet: "My God, it's horrible!"
They take off like a bat outta hell, but Capt. Vulcan is sucked up into the maelstrom, lost (hee hee) forever!
Neeka Keet: "eeeeeeeep!"
---
Back on the beach:
Neeka Keet recounts her encounter in the jungle...
Chris Mortimer: "What do you think it was?"
Neeka Keet: "I dunno. Seemed like some sort of... ELECTRICAL SUPERSTORM!!!"
Everyone (in unison): "Eeeeeeeeeep!!!
----
Back at the UGO thingy;
Griz: "So, what do you think's down there? Y'know in the Patch?"
Gertch: "It's our density!"
cubbie866: "Our density?"
Gertch: "Oops, sorry! Destiny, just watched 'Back to the Future' on my iPod."
Agent Richard07: "Whatever dude! Let's crack this baby open!
Agent Richard07 does some sort of technohooey to get the virus in to the UGO Patch... it blows open, the UGO logo flying through the air!
Jayson: "Hey if my uncle were my grandma, would that make my sister my brother-in-law?"
The UGO logo crashes down on Jayson, killing him instantly!
The readers of this thread: "Eeeeeeeep!!!!!!"
---
David85 (to Flukie): "Hey! You already killed off Jayson! And how come I'm not in this thing either! Your writing sucks! Where's the continuity?!"
Suddenly, for no reason at all David85 explodes.
Flukie:
---
A short time later mrcoaster, Gertch and Kira's Mom are climbing down into The Patch...
Kira's Mom: "what do you think's down here?"
mrcoaster: "I dunno, but it smells awful..."
They enter the Patch, where they are confronted by cooleddie74, who is waving his arms madly and holding an empty bottle of Cold Duck!
cooleddie74: "My replacements! I'm so glad you're here! I've been spamming like crazy not unlike a vietnamese prostitute with the clap! Or a rancid macaroni salad left by pilgrims on Mars! I've been here alone since my partner Dirty Sanchez died of a case of the clap he got from a turtle on Arbor Day while singing the theme song from Zoom!"
mrcoaster, Gertch and Kira's Mom:
---
To be Continued...
---
Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "Everyone Hates UGO"
Vendikarr (shouting): "Who... who are you people?"
Trippy and Mr. EMH: "We're the Loungies."
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Capn Flukie said:
Jayson: "Hey if my uncle were my grandma, would that make my sister my brother-in-law?"
The UGO logo crashes down on Jayson, killing him instantly!
The readers of this thread: "Eeeeeeeep!!!!!!"
---
David85 (to Flukie): "Hey! You already killed off Jayson! And how come I'm not in this thing either! Your writing sucks! Where's the continuity?!"
Suddenly, for no reason at all David85 explodes.
Flukie:
Thats awesome! Great stuff Flukie!
"ELECTRICAL SUPERSTORM!"
Ah, that brings back fond memories. Great stuff, Flukie!
Can't wait for the next entry.
Ah, that brings back fond memories. Great stuff, Flukie!
Can't wait for the next entry.
Isn't is supposed to be the other way around?
Thanks for the hilarious inclusion!
Previously on LOST: TrekBBS;
CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!
Shazam!
Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaaaaauuuuuusssssssssss.....!!!!!
Me toadie! Me toadie! MEEE TOADIEEE!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
---
Scene: A beautiful tropical beach, day.
SUDDENLY, a chunk of the TrekBBS cube roars across the screen towards the viewer then passes offscreen, followed by a loud CRASH, fade out to black and...
Screams!
Splashing!
Noise!
Crying!
No, it's not Splashwater Kingdom, it's the Loungies fighting for their lives!
We see Trippy and Mr. EHM helping the wounded survivors, Mr. EMH uses his Jesus Stick(tm) to push the carcasses of dead Commies out into the sea...
Mr. EMH: "Bleh! Grossssss!"
Trippy: "Anyone seen Flukie?"
Adm. Bonz: "I dunno, he was probably in Misc when the TrekBBS crashed..."
Trippy: "Egads!"
---
Meanwhile on Postaway Beach...
Neeka Keet is sitting reading "spamming for Dummies" when she looks up and sees DsZ!
Neeka Keet: "Frak! You're dead! I saw them delete your account!"
DsZ: "Nooooooooo..... I'mmmmmmm a duallllllllll....."
Neeka Keet: "Well, I'll be damned, Dizzy!"
DsZ: "Youuuuu mussstttt leeavvvve thisssss islaannnndddd.... the Others are herrrrrrreeeee....."
Neeka Keet: "Others? What Others? Tell me, Disease!"
DsZ: "Frommmmm Starsc........eawehiehdfweh..."
Neeka Keet is stunned as DsZ disappears!
Neeka Keet: "Dang, gotta lay off the NyQuil!"
---
Meanwhile, in Loungie Land...
Trippy: "My god, what is happening!? Those people in the jungle are stealing all the n00bs!"
Hunter X: "Whenever they appear, there is this strange flashing, kinda pretty though..."
Mr. EMH: "Well, I think their actions, are shameless! When I find them I will beat them with my Jesus Stick(tm)!"
Crewman47: "Hey, aren't you a Doctor? Where's your Hypocritic Oath to 'do no harm'?"
Mr. EMH whacks Crewman47 out into the sea like Babe Ruth with his Jesus Stick(tm)
Mr. EMH" "BANNED!!!"
---
Meanwhile, back on Postaway Beach;
Klaus: "Hey! There's someone new on the beach!"
Everyone gathers around to see the newcomer...
Agent Richards07: "Hey! It's the Crazy Canadian Chick(tm)!
Whazzzauuuuppppp!!!"
Rosemary: "I come to give you warning! There are Others on this Island! They tried to capture me, but I saw through their ruse, so...."
Everyone groans at the horrible, horrible pun...
Rosemary: "Hey! Don't blame me! I didn't write this crap!" :glares:
---
In the Patch:
cooleddie47: "...so there I was posting about shadenfreude and the clap I got from Dennis Rodman, when I passed out from the Boones' Farm Apricot wine and I woke up here covered in little pieces of paper, saying 'clear the cache'... I dunno what it means but I have to do this, then press F5... It's like this 3 way I had with Yogi Bear and BooBoo covered in the spunk of...."
Gertch: "Never mind that! Let's just start pressing buttons!"
mrcoaster: "I'm cool with that!"
Kira's Mom: "Yeah me too!"
They all start hitting buttons randomly....
Suddenly, the regular lights go out and the emergency lights come on!
Gertch: "To quote Data in 'Generations'... Ohhhh shhii...."
cooleddie: "Nerd! hahahahahahahah!" then runs out of the Patch laughing hysterically!
mrcoaster: "It says here that the utility is broken!"
Gertch: "What does that mean?"
mrcoaster: "I dunno, but there is this video we can watch..."
Kira's Mom: "I'm gonna wait and download it from iTunes..."
Gertch: "Nah, save the two bucks and watch it with us..."
Kira's Mom: "Ok, let's get the rest of the Postaways in here so
we can all comment on it..."
Gertch: "Great idea! But should the canadians be allowed to
comment on it, with their weird timezones and stuff?"
mrcoaster: "Well, they can watch over our shoulders and whisper to themselves."
Gerch: "'Narly!"
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To be Continued...
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Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "Spam Together, Spam Alone"
AntonyF (on video): "... and whatever you do, don't use the computer for... zzzxxzxxzz... or else... dun dun dunnnnnn!!!!"
Gertch: "I'm gonna have to bookmark that..."
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Bad Spambot!
CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!
Shazam!
Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaaaaauuuuuusssssssssss.....!!!!!
Me toadie! Me toadie! MEEE TOADIEEE!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
---
Scene: A beautiful tropical beach, day.
SUDDENLY, a chunk of the TrekBBS cube roars across the screen towards the viewer then passes offscreen, followed by a loud CRASH, fade out to black and...
Screams!
Splashing!
Noise!
Crying!
No, it's not Splashwater Kingdom, it's the Loungies fighting for their lives!
We see Trippy and Mr. EHM helping the wounded survivors, Mr. EMH uses his Jesus Stick(tm) to push the carcasses of dead Commies out into the sea...
Mr. EMH: "Bleh! Grossssss!"
Trippy: "Anyone seen Flukie?"
Adm. Bonz: "I dunno, he was probably in Misc when the TrekBBS crashed..."
Trippy: "Egads!"
---
Meanwhile on Postaway Beach...
Neeka Keet is sitting reading "spamming for Dummies" when she looks up and sees DsZ!
Neeka Keet: "Frak! You're dead! I saw them delete your account!"
DsZ: "Nooooooooo..... I'mmmmmmm a duallllllllll....."
Neeka Keet: "Well, I'll be damned, Dizzy!"
DsZ: "Youuuuu mussstttt leeavvvve thisssss islaannnndddd.... the Others are herrrrrrreeeee....."
Neeka Keet: "Others? What Others? Tell me, Disease!"
DsZ: "Frommmmm Starsc........eawehiehdfweh..."
Neeka Keet is stunned as DsZ disappears!
Neeka Keet: "Dang, gotta lay off the NyQuil!"
---
Meanwhile, in Loungie Land...
Trippy: "My god, what is happening!? Those people in the jungle are stealing all the n00bs!"
Hunter X: "Whenever they appear, there is this strange flashing, kinda pretty though..."
Mr. EMH: "Well, I think their actions, are shameless! When I find them I will beat them with my Jesus Stick(tm)!"
Crewman47: "Hey, aren't you a Doctor? Where's your Hypocritic Oath to 'do no harm'?"
Mr. EMH whacks Crewman47 out into the sea like Babe Ruth with his Jesus Stick(tm)
Mr. EMH" "BANNED!!!"
---
Meanwhile, back on Postaway Beach;
Klaus: "Hey! There's someone new on the beach!"
Everyone gathers around to see the newcomer...
Agent Richards07: "Hey! It's the Crazy Canadian Chick(tm)!
Whazzzauuuuppppp!!!"
Rosemary: "I come to give you warning! There are Others on this Island! They tried to capture me, but I saw through their ruse, so...."
Everyone groans at the horrible, horrible pun...
Rosemary: "Hey! Don't blame me! I didn't write this crap!" :glares:
---
In the Patch:
cooleddie47: "...so there I was posting about shadenfreude and the clap I got from Dennis Rodman, when I passed out from the Boones' Farm Apricot wine and I woke up here covered in little pieces of paper, saying 'clear the cache'... I dunno what it means but I have to do this, then press F5... It's like this 3 way I had with Yogi Bear and BooBoo covered in the spunk of...."
Gertch: "Never mind that! Let's just start pressing buttons!"
mrcoaster: "I'm cool with that!"
Kira's Mom: "Yeah me too!"
They all start hitting buttons randomly....
Suddenly, the regular lights go out and the emergency lights come on!
Gertch: "To quote Data in 'Generations'... Ohhhh shhii...."
cooleddie: "Nerd! hahahahahahahah!" then runs out of the Patch laughing hysterically!
mrcoaster: "It says here that the utility is broken!"
Gertch: "What does that mean?"
mrcoaster: "I dunno, but there is this video we can watch..."
Kira's Mom: "I'm gonna wait and download it from iTunes..."
Gertch: "Nah, save the two bucks and watch it with us..."
Kira's Mom: "Ok, let's get the rest of the Postaways in here so
we can all comment on it..."
Gertch: "Great idea! But should the canadians be allowed to
comment on it, with their weird timezones and stuff?"
mrcoaster: "Well, they can watch over our shoulders and whisper to themselves."
Gerch: "'Narly!"
---
To be Continued...
---
Next time on TrekBBS: Lost... "Spam Together, Spam Alone"
AntonyF (on video): "... and whatever you do, don't use the computer for... zzzxxzxxzz... or else... dun dun dunnnnnn!!!!"
Gertch: "I'm gonna have to bookmark that..."
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Bad Spambot!
*wipes tears off his face*
Beautiful, beautiful. I approve. :thumbsup:
I think you are. Your fate is set.