LOST: TrekBBS
- Thread starter Capn Flukie
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It looks like I'm Charlie. Good stuff Flukie ... keep it up.
Well, don't forget about the Loungies, although two spots have already been taken...
Can I please be Locke... I SO want to push the Button!!! 
Previously on LOST: TrekBBS;
CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!
Shazam!
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Fade in on mrcoaster, Gertch and Agent Richard07 as they travel through the jungle aimlessly...
mrcoaster: "Agent Richard07, you said you heard some strange transmissions coming from your iPod, what was it like?"
Agent Richard07: "Very strange, the same message repeating over and over again, "Help, I'm trapped in the Ignored Thread, Help, I'm trappped in the Ignored Thread..." In some strange language... like Canadian or something?"
Gertch: "Canadians speak French, dummy."
Agent Richard07: "
"
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Later that day, Neeka Keet is sitting on the beach, reading "The Joy of Spam" when Vendikarr comes up to her...
Vendikarr: "Hey, anyone see mah boy, Klaus?
Neeka Keet: "Sorry, Vending Machine, not recently..."
Vendikarr (shouting): "Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaaaaauuuuuusssssssssss.....!!!!!"
Froggie: "Shut up! You'll wake up me leetle toadie! Me toadie! Me toadie! MEEE TOADIEEE!!!"
Arrghman: "Jeez, and I though TNZ was bad..."
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Cut to Flukie and pookha sitting on the beach cracking
coconuts...
Flukie: "So, what did you do before the crash, pookha?
pooka: "i was a keyboard mechanic, my specialty was fixing the caps lock"
Flukie: "Riiiiighhhtttt..."
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Later a group of Postaways are standing around a strange circular door on the ground in the jungle..
Flukie: "OMG OMG OMG, it's The Letters!, they're following me!"
Temis the Vorta: "What the frack does UGO mean anyways!?"
Canadaboy_32: "I dunno. Ugly Girls Online? Underdeveloped Gazelles Omnibus? Uvula's Get Ornery?
mrcoaster: "No. It's Under Ground Office. I bet there's beer in there! Let's crack this baby open!"
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mrcoaster, Flukie, Arrghman and cubbie866 are moving quickly through the jungle...
cubbie866: "So where is this BlackRock.com the Crazy Canadian Chick told Agent Richard07 about?"
mrcoaster: "It's around here somewhere, we need to get that virus to crack the UGO door..."
Arrghman: "Hiiiiiii! I'm gonna be SUPERannoying so it won't come as a big SHOCK when I'm destroyed by the VIRUS!!!!... lalalalala... spam spam spam... LOL WTF OMG... bilbo billbo baggins....!!!"
mrcoaster: "Dude! Spoiler tag that!"
Five minutes later:
Arrghman: "Arrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!...."
Flukie: (to mrcoaster): "Duuuuude, you got some Arrgh on you..."uke:
CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!
Shazam!
---
Fade in on mrcoaster, Gertch and Agent Richard07 as they travel through the jungle aimlessly...
mrcoaster: "Agent Richard07, you said you heard some strange transmissions coming from your iPod, what was it like?"
Agent Richard07: "Very strange, the same message repeating over and over again, "Help, I'm trapped in the Ignored Thread, Help, I'm trappped in the Ignored Thread..." In some strange language... like Canadian or something?"
Gertch: "Canadians speak French, dummy."
Agent Richard07: "
"===
Later that day, Neeka Keet is sitting on the beach, reading "The Joy of Spam" when Vendikarr comes up to her...
Vendikarr: "Hey, anyone see mah boy, Klaus?
Neeka Keet: "Sorry, Vending Machine, not recently..."
Vendikarr (shouting): "Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaaaaauuuuuusssssssssss.....!!!!!"
Froggie: "Shut up! You'll wake up me leetle toadie! Me toadie! Me toadie! MEEE TOADIEEE!!!"
Arrghman: "Jeez, and I though TNZ was bad..."
---
Cut to Flukie and pookha sitting on the beach cracking
coconuts...
Flukie: "So, what did you do before the crash, pookha?
pooka: "i was a keyboard mechanic, my specialty was fixing the caps lock"
Flukie: "Riiiiighhhtttt..."
---
Later a group of Postaways are standing around a strange circular door on the ground in the jungle..
Flukie: "OMG OMG OMG, it's The Letters!, they're following me!"
Temis the Vorta: "What the frack does UGO mean anyways!?"
Canadaboy_32: "I dunno. Ugly Girls Online? Underdeveloped Gazelles Omnibus? Uvula's Get Ornery?
mrcoaster: "No. It's Under Ground Office. I bet there's beer in there! Let's crack this baby open!"
---
mrcoaster, Flukie, Arrghman and cubbie866 are moving quickly through the jungle...
cubbie866: "So where is this BlackRock.com the Crazy Canadian Chick told Agent Richard07 about?"
mrcoaster: "It's around here somewhere, we need to get that virus to crack the UGO door..."
Arrghman: "Hiiiiiii! I'm gonna be SUPERannoying so it won't come as a big SHOCK when I'm destroyed by the VIRUS!!!!... lalalalala... spam spam spam... LOL WTF OMG... bilbo billbo baggins....!!!"
mrcoaster: "Dude! Spoiler tag that!"
Five minutes later:
Arrghman: "Arrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!...."
Flukie: (to mrcoaster): "Duuuuude, you got some Arrgh on you..."
uke:
I think you've had enough Goofy Grape.
I can't wait to see the flashback where I crossed paths with Gertch, mrcoaster and Mutenroshi at Woodstock.
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Large In Time; Spoken Word; The RH Factor; Gee whiz!
Or, as Samuel L. Jackson would say:
"I've had it with these motherfucking badgers on this motherfucking plane!".
*phew* My lack of posting seems to have saved me from being killed in a plane crash.
I'm going to assume I fell out of the plane and ended up on another island nearby. This island had a plane crash as well but was carrying a Cheerleader team and the island has for some reason kept them healthy and halted their aging process. Will I solve the mystery and find a way off the island? Will I want to?
I'm going to assume I fell out of the plane and ended up on another island nearby. This island had a plane crash as well but was carrying a Cheerleader team and the island has for some reason kept them healthy and halted their aging process. Will I solve the mystery and find a way off the island? Will I want to?
Unfortunately, for every day those cheerleaders don't age, an IQ point disappears. 
Emh said:
Unfortunately, for every day those cheerleaders don't age, an IQ point disappears.
Their IQ points or mine?
Theirs.Chris Mortimore said:
Emh said:
Unfortunately, for every day those cheerleaders don't age, an IQ point disappears.
Their IQ points or mine?
Emh said:
Theirs.Chris Mortimore said:
Emh said:
Unfortunately, for every day those cheerleaders don't age, an IQ point disappears.
Their IQ points or mine?
Well that would be alright at first, but after a while it'll just be annoying.
*sigh*
I'll have to explore the island, put together the pieces of crased planes and have one of the cheerleaders use her year at university studying Engineering to build a new plane. Then i'll fly us all out of there.
The halted aging effects stop when we leave the proximity of the island but unfortunately we crash on another island nearby.
And this one is inhabited by bikini eating Gorillas
