Looks like we will have a fully bearded Lieutenant Spock on Discovery

[The Wormhole]

YES we've I'd the Angel

No beard, not canon

It could go down as the most anti-climatic Trek moment since "Voyager" getting home in the final 5 minutes and your left thinking. "That's it? WE WAITED 7 YEARS FOR THIS!"

You know why Endgame disappointed us? No beards. What else do you expect, neither Berman nor Braga had beards.
#bermagabashing
#2001retropost

If we don't get bongs and commandeered starships in S2, I will go fucking berserk.

I hear ya, bro. The lack of bongs and commandeered starships in my own life is certainly a low point which isn't doing my mood any favors.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I hear ya, bro. The lack of bongs and commandeered starships in my own life is certainly a low point which isn't doing my mood any favors.

So? Drink the bong water and go steal yourself a starship. Per Star Trek III, they don't lock those things.

 

[Jayson1]

What if this isn't Spock at all but Tyler Durden so to speak. Turns out Spock was never a real person at all. This entire time we find out Burnham is actually who we were actually watching on "TOS" and later the movies and even TNG. She never felt she belonged so she took on this hallucination of a cool Vulcan and we the audience was never aware of it.

Jason

 

[Nerys Myk]

What if this isn't Spock at all but Tyler Durden so to speak. Turns out Spock was never a real person at all. This entire time we find out Burnham is actually who we were actually watching on "TOS" and later the movies and even TNG. She never felt she belonged so she took on this hallucination of a cool Vulcan and we the audience was never aware of it.

Jason

Someones hallucinating, but it's not Burnham.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Good, I like bearded Spock. It's a good look for him.

 

[The Wormhole]

The crime is that it's taken fifty years for this awesomeness to be realized. Imagine if Spock had a beard in TWOK. The Beard would have protected him from the radiation. The scene in Trek XI with the Vulcan bullies would have gone much different if Spock had a beard (which I am now declaring can be grown by Vulcan children. Let it be canon from here on out). I can just imagine bearded Spock throttling the bully into one of those school pods and strangling him. "Call my mother a whore one more time, you little bitch. ONE MORE TIME!"

 

[Ovation]

I can just imagine bearded Spock throttling the bully into one of those school pods and strangling him. "Call my mother a whore one more time, you little bitch. ONE MORE TIME!"

Wait. What?! You’ve got a copy of Tarantino’s script?

 

[Noname Given]

Wait. What?! You’ve got a copy of Tarantino’s script?

Spock: "Vulcan, mother-copulator, do you in fact speak it?"

 

[F. King Daniel]

What if this isn't Spock at all but Tyler Durden so to speak. Turns out Spock was never a real person at all. This entire time we find out Burnham is actually who we were actually watching on "TOS" and later the movies and even TNG. She never felt she belonged so she took on this hallucination of a cool Vulcan and we the audience was never aware of it.

Jason

Headcanon accepted!

 

[The Boss]

Good, I like bearded Spock. It's a good look for him.

Yes it is.