Well, if you put it THAT way...
I wonder, though: for the actual aircraft carrier USS Enterprise, does the Navy and the ship's crew refer to the ship as THE Enterprise? I know it's The Big E, but does it carry over to the full name?
In the US Navy, ships are usually referred to without any definite article. Typically, naval personnel would say, "I serve aboard Enterprise" or "He is the commander of USS Enterprise." And ships' names are usually italicized when written.
Ah, gotcha, thanks. I still prefer THE, but I also much prefer consistency, too. (also, since we're talking about fictional ships on a fantasy show, I'm going to use that as an excuse to not use italics!)
To note, I just rewatched Equinox, and the writers at least paid attention there: Voyager was always called Voyager but Equinox was always called THE Equinox, showing that the writers knew when and when not to use the article.
Anyway, speaking of Voyager, and inspired by the aforementioned Equinox, I got very sick and tired of all the "playful" ways the crew would use Trek jargon for every day language, to tease each other. "Am I going to have to call a red alert?" for flirting, and "Intruder alert..." with a sly smile when there's a surprise appearance by a friend.