Trip: Let me die with my dignity already.
Lines you'd have liked to have heard in TATV.
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*Riker freezes the program just before Trip is about to put the two loose wires together and blow that section to kingdom come*
Riker: Troi, look at this. *Riker grabs one of Trip's hands* Stop zapping yourself. *Zaps Trip with his own hand* Stop zapping youself. Stop zapping yourself. etc.
Riker: Troi, look at this. *Riker grabs one of Trip's hands* Stop zapping yourself. *Zaps Trip with his own hand* Stop zapping youself. Stop zapping yourself. etc.
Howdy RandyS! 
Riker: Lets make him eat his Dog!
Deanna: WILL!!!!
Riker: Sorry, what about Mayweather?
Deanna: Never heard of him. Who's that?
Riker: Um. UM. That guy there.
Deanna. Well, he looks like food I suppose?
Riker: Lets make him eat his Dog!
Deanna: WILL!!!!
Riker: Sorry, what about Mayweather?
Deanna: Never heard of him. Who's that?
Riker: Um. UM. That guy there.
Deanna. Well, he looks like food I suppose?
Not quite in TATV, but in Berman's office before hand:
Berman: "What do you mean you lost the script?!? We need to start filming in 2 days and you've lost the entire script? Get me Brannon, we'll just throw something together for you to use."
Berman: "What do you mean you lost the script?!? We need to start filming in 2 days and you've lost the entire script? Get me Brannon, we'll just throw something together for you to use."
Tucker: Chef, we've all been talking, and you have a problem. We're here for you, but seriously, you have to lay off the donuts.
RIKER/CHEF: Anyone want cold Pop Tarts or some leftover chili from the fridge? Seriously, I can't cook. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
Are you referencing the episode of next gen where Riker made omelets which only the Klingon could eat? because that was hilarious.
Voice over from Maywether's soul as it leaves for heaven because his muscular chocolate fit body is vacuum frozen to the bow of Enterprise as it leaps through space at full impulse: "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
Voice over from Maywether's soul as it leaves for heaven because his muscular chocolate fit body is vacuum frozen to the bow of Enterprise as it leaps through space at full impulse: "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
Guy Gardener said:
Are you referencing the episode of next gen where Riker made omelets which only the Klingon could eat? because that was hilarious.
Partially. Glad you caught that! Good memory!
:thumbsup:TRAVIS:"I normally wouldn't object to going on a landing party with you, Captain...but something tells me this Shran mission is going to be a helluva lot stupider than you think."
Shran: My Mommy was a Smurf, and my daddy was a Snork.
SHRAN:"Just let them kill my daughter, pink skin. Frankly, from what I've heard about this mission I'd be better off in the long run if I just pretend she never existed."
Shran. "I know they're serious, they couriered one of my daughters antenna to me, and they say they'll send the other next if I don't comply with... O, someone sent me a package?"
"It was ALL a dream"
ARCHER:"We are gathered here today in this very old and very scenic city on the Pacific coast of North America to witness the coming together and formation of a historic alliance...one destined to bring more stability and prosperity to this part of our galaxy for years if not generations to come...and to announce that all five seasons of my old show QUANTUM LEAP are now available on DVD! Get 'em now!"
Mayweather: I AM FREE! I CAN NOW SPEAK!
Kelby (rewiring the alcove where Trip later dies): Heh-heh-heh…
Reed: So, do you think the Male Chauvinist Party will get elected back on Earth?
Hoshi: What, with that ridiculous campaign platform? All women should wear miniskirts, no female Starfleet captains…I mean really!
Reed: Yeah, it’ll never happen.
Reed: Now can we open Cabin E-14?
Archer: NO!
Trip: If they don’t keep a lid on technobabble it’s going to infest all of Starfleet!
Trip to T’Pol: How about we pop down to decon for a final gratuitous oil-job?
Reed: Yes, those Romulans were tough. I’d hate to think what history would have been like if we’d been using primitive atomic weapons and lasers to fight them.
Hoshi: Don’t you think the last few years just flew by? It’s like they never even happened.
Trip at death: I’M MELTING!
Archer: I think we should have a counsellor on board.
Reed: One with a nice bum…and great knockers.
Trip: She could say real obvious things like: “I sense hostility from that scowling alien on the viewscreen who’s threatening our imminent destruction!” Then we can all make fun of her afterwards.
Troi: Very funny, Will. Computer, return program to original settings.
Computer: Program unmodified. Conversation based on actual NX-01 Enterprise log recording.
Troi: Ah fudge!
Archer: Who knows what wonders the universe still has to offer? We might discover a planet based on Chicago’s gangster era, or one where Rome never fell, or the God Apollo, or…
Reed: Er, Dr Phlox to Bridge. The Captain’s off his rocker again.
Kelby (rewiring the alcove where Trip later dies): Heh-heh-heh…
Reed: So, do you think the Male Chauvinist Party will get elected back on Earth?
Hoshi: What, with that ridiculous campaign platform? All women should wear miniskirts, no female Starfleet captains…I mean really!
Reed: Yeah, it’ll never happen.
Reed: Now can we open Cabin E-14?
Archer: NO!
Trip: If they don’t keep a lid on technobabble it’s going to infest all of Starfleet!
Trip to T’Pol: How about we pop down to decon for a final gratuitous oil-job?
Reed: Yes, those Romulans were tough. I’d hate to think what history would have been like if we’d been using primitive atomic weapons and lasers to fight them.
Hoshi: Don’t you think the last few years just flew by? It’s like they never even happened.
Trip at death: I’M MELTING!
Archer: I think we should have a counsellor on board.
Reed: One with a nice bum…and great knockers.
Trip: She could say real obvious things like: “I sense hostility from that scowling alien on the viewscreen who’s threatening our imminent destruction!” Then we can all make fun of her afterwards.
Troi: Very funny, Will. Computer, return program to original settings.
Computer: Program unmodified. Conversation based on actual NX-01 Enterprise log recording.
Troi: Ah fudge!
Archer: Who knows what wonders the universe still has to offer? We might discover a planet based on Chicago’s gangster era, or one where Rome never fell, or the God Apollo, or…
Reed: Er, Dr Phlox to Bridge. The Captain’s off his rocker again.
MALCOLM:"Dammit!
I didn't get to blow another ship up before the mission ended!"
I didn't get to blow another ship up before the mission ended!"
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