Lines you'd have liked to have heard in TATV.

[Guy Gardener]

Cole: I actually had to wrestle Cutler for a date with Phlox.

 

[MrPointy]

Shran: "Don't be such a baby, Captain. This amethyst is easily worth 10 times more than the life of your chief engineer."

*Archer punches Shran*

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: The jewel is worth ten times its weight in dilithium ore or latinum. And about one thousand times as much as this piece of shit episode.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Reed (during the fire fight.) Missed. missed. Bugger. bugger. Missed. Why the hell won't they stay still and let me shoot them! Bugger, bugger damn!

Archer. You make Harvey lee Oswald look the god of all snipers.

 

[Tino]

ChristopherPike said:
^ Close. The story outline had been kicking around since Season 3 at least. It's blatantly obvious too, characterization all seemed to take a backwards step, as if the events of the Coto helmed Season 4 hadn't happened yet.

Good point there. The story was indeed written as if nothing happened in between. But then again I wonder why they had to say T'Pol and Tucker had separated six years ago. Could've made that two years. Not to mention to promotions etc. *sighing*

I sometimes feel like TATV was suffering from "I don't care anymore" and was made half-heartedly.

 

[Alyssa]

I have actually not seen TATV,I was at work, Recording it and i accidentally recorded the wrong channel ARRGGH
but with that all the things that i've been hearing about it I am tempted to take Terra Prime as the finale and leave it at that! should I ?
I can't believe Trip dies.. other that Soval he is the last person i would want gone!

 

[ChristopherPike]

"So Deanna, what was the point of showing me this again?"

"Well, I thought it might give you some inspiration. You could lure Admiral Pressman down to that power conduit on Deck 13... you know the one with that really dangerous loose wiring? Meanwhile, I could retreat to a safe distance..."

 

[T'Parm]

ChristopherPike said:
"So Deanna, what was the point of showing me this again?"

"Well, I thought it might give you some inspiration. You could lure Admiral Pressman down to that power conduit on Deck 13... you know the one with that really dangerous loose wiring? Meanwhile, I could retreat to a safe distance..."

"Don't worry Will, medicine has improved in the last two hundred years."

 

[Odon]

Mysterion said:
We see Archer take his place at the podium. He is about to give a historic speech comemeratingt he founding of the Federation. What momentous wisdom will he pass along?

ARCHER: Once I saw this gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes the baby was standing up on its own. A few more minutes and it was walking and before I knew it, it was being stuffed down the throat of a hungry lion. The moral of this story is that shit happens. Get used to it.

 

[Odon]

Daniels: "Archer, don't trust that Shran person! He's actually Weyoun from Deep Space Nine!"

 

[Odon]

Tino said:
I sometimes feel like TATV was suffering from "I don't care anymore" and was made half-heartedly.

More like "hastily-written-end-to-a-series-because-the-writers-have-just-found-out-it's-cancelled" syndrome.

 

[MrPointy]

Riker - "Troi, take a look at this; I can get the Archer hologram to respond to me if I call him Sam."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: Computer, end Holoprogram Archer 1. Load and start Holoprogram Drunken Orgy on Risa 1.

 

[Guy Gardener]

cooleddie74 said:
RIKER: Computer, end Holoprogram Archer 1. Load and start Holoprogram Drunken Orgy on Risa 1.

Deanna: No Will, you know I prefer drunken orgy on Risa 3.

 

[Odon]

The holodeck program begins with the following announcement: “The characters you are about to see are fictional, with no resemblance to persons living or dead.”

Troi: “As you can see, in those days Vulcans came in shrink-wrap packaging.”

 

[Jax]

Archer : Computer delete characters Troi n Riker

Trip : This holo novel sucks

 

[Matt]

NX_01 Mark said:
Archer : Computer delete characters Troi n Riker

Trip : This holo novel sucks

EXACTLY what I was going to say.

We could still do it. Hire Bakula and Trinneer for a day and get a bluescreen.

 

[ChristopherPike]

Matt said:

NX_01 Mark said:
Archer : Computer delete characters Troi n Riker

Trip : This holo novel sucks

EXACTLY what I was going to say.

We could still do it. Hire Bakula and Trinneer for a day and get a bluescreen.

It's definately time for a Fan Edition of These Are The Voyages... Now with 31 minutes put back on the cutting room floor!

Get me Connor's agent!

 

[cooleddie74]

A fan edition of the finale written by drunken chimps with nearsightedness would probably be ten times better than what we GOT.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Don't exaggerate. It'd probably only be 5 times better.

Riker. Did you see the size of T'Pol's Boobs!? they can't be real!

Troi. They're not. Bionumetic gel packs. Smart boobs.