Lines you'd have liked to have heard in TATV.
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As the credits roll, "Archer's Theme" is replaced by
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Riker: I really hate Trip.
Troi: Why?
Riker: He's a jerk.
Troi: Will, he's dead!
Riker: I know. Didn't you see the way he died? Jerk.
Troi: Will, I think you're suffering from transference.
Riker: Transference? What, are you saying I'm the jerk? That's ridiculous. I'm a nice guy. People like me. They laugh at my jokes.
(sighs, rups temples)
I'm sorry, I just guess this thing is really getting to me. I'd better tell Picard about Pigasus.
Troi: Don't you mean Pegasus?
Riker: That too...
But more seriously, more lines with Data would have been nice.
Troi: Why?
Riker: He's a jerk.
Troi: Will, he's dead!
Riker: I know. Didn't you see the way he died? Jerk.
Troi: Will, I think you're suffering from transference.
Riker: Transference? What, are you saying I'm the jerk? That's ridiculous. I'm a nice guy. People like me. They laugh at my jokes.
(sighs, rups temples)
I'm sorry, I just guess this thing is really getting to me. I'd better tell Picard about Pigasus.
Troi: Don't you mean Pegasus?
Riker: That too...
But more seriously, more lines with Data would have been nice.
BRANNON BRAGA: My sincerest and most heartfelt apologies, everyone.
I was drunk. And being blackmailed with pictures taken on a farm.
TRIP: ME? Get killed by a bunch of funny-headed space pirates who wouldn't even scare Porthos? Never.
I was drunk. And being blackmailed with pictures taken on a farm.
TRIP: ME? Get killed by a bunch of funny-headed space pirates who wouldn't even scare Porthos? Never.
"We are gather here to commemorate the forging of an alliance. A Federation, if you will. This act of interplanetary union has not come without great cost. We remember with sorrow the sacrifice made by the valiant crew of the NX-01. I feel certain that the pioneering spirit of their Enterprise will live on through this historic endeavour."
Even though it's my favourite cast, I'd have no objection to their exit being handled like that. Enterprise was about history being made and from the perspective of an audience grown fat on a diet of 24th Century shows, Archer and co were all long dead anyhow. So why not have them go out in a blaze of glory? Something that secures them that place in the history books or has their names carved in stone. For an event which future generations are beholden to them for? That would've made the series finale a talking point for all the right reasons... rather than the frankly trivial event Riker recreated. Imagine going back to that fateful night Abraham Lincoln went to see a show and then pay more attention to the performance onstage.
Hoshi "Wow, the Earth/Romulan War was exhausting, I'm glad we can get back to aimlessly exploring again."
Malcolm: What an asinine way to die!
Travis: Totally!
Hoshi: I call Trip's quarters!
Trip: You sons-o'-bitches!
M-T-H: TRIP!!!!
Travis: Totally!
Hoshi: I call Trip's quarters!
Trip: You sons-o'-bitches!
M-T-H: TRIP!!!!
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Admiral
Troi: "Will, I'm pregnant."
ARCHER:"Screw Shran's little kid. What did her ass ever do for me?"
HOSHI:"I always wanted to tell Commander Tucker he had a tight little white ass, and that Hoshi-san wanted some of his wasabi in her sake glass."
RIKER:"Looks like the Archer/NX-01 holoprogram is malfunctioning. Guess I'll have to run that Orion sex slave one instead."
HOSHI:"I always wanted to tell Commander Tucker he had a tight little white ass, and that Hoshi-san wanted some of his wasabi in her sake glass."
RIKER:"Looks like the Archer/NX-01 holoprogram is malfunctioning. Guess I'll have to run that Orion sex slave one instead."
Announcer (over the end credits): Star Trek:Enterprise will return next season for brand-new adventures from the final frontier.
Troi: "Sure, Will, we both have gotten older and gained some weight, but after all, it's 2380 and we're aboard the Titan."
TRIP:"A week's pay says I survive the ship's last mission and get to raid the buffet table at the Charter signing ceremony!"
ARCHER:"You need my help finding your daughter? Fuck you, blue skin. I've got pornos I'm watching with Commander Tucker this weekend."
ARCHER:"You need my help finding your daughter? Fuck you, blue skin. I've got pornos I'm watching with Commander Tucker this weekend."
She was dating Worf at the time right?
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