Lighthearted Confessions

[Bob The Skutter]

^^ Yeah! Fight that credit crunch! You know you want to.

They were cheap, so not doing much to fight the credit crunch. But I suppose every little helps... *goes off to buy Stewart Lee Stand Up Comedian* There another £3.98 towards fighting the crunch.

 

[Amaris]

I, uh, I eat a tablespoonful of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" out of the bowl right before I make mashed potatoes.

J.

 

[TheBrew]

I am growing Elvis length sideburns for the hell of it.

I like everything Star Wars.

I like Spider-man's Brand New Day.

I love to window shop. I will go into stores and just walk around with no intention of buying anything. As an aside, sometimes I will head to the cashier with an item and then right before it is my turn, think better of it and put it back.

 

[thestrangequark]

...
I've often been compared to older, tall and thin, Carl Sagan-y college professors...

Where's that Joey How you doin'?" picture when you need it.

I was at work last week and I visited the gents for a piss.

There were no urinals just traps with doors, so I entered the first trap and began to piss. Just then, from the trap next door, a voice said 'hello' and 'how are you'?

I was a bit taken back and replied 'er - very well thanks and you?'

A response came back almost immediately, 'good thanks - what are you up to?'

Increasingly bemused I replied - 'I'm having a piss - what do you think I'm doing?'

To which the response was 'hang on Jack - there's someone in the trap next door who's talking to me - I'll call you later'

I buttoned my fly and RAN out of there as fast as I could.

This made me laugh so hard I choked on my tea!

I, uh, I eat a tablespoonful of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" out of the bowl right before I make mashed potatoes.

J.

Eeeeew!

Sometimes I make cookie dough, not because I wan t cookies, because I want dough.

 

[Amaris]

Eeeeew!

I can't help it! It's when I take a little sea salt and put it in the hot mashed potatoes right before I put "ICBINB" in to wisk it around, and it looks all salty and buttery and good. Mmm....

Sometimes I make cookie dough, not because I wan t cookies, because I want dough.

Mmm...cookie dough.


J.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Sometimes I make cookie dough, not because I wan t cookies, because I want dough.

Why not skip the middleman and just buy cookie dough off the shelf and eat it? I've done that.

 

[thestrangequark]

Sometimes I make cookie dough, not because I wan t cookies, because I want dough.

Why not skip the middleman and just buy cookie dough off the shelf and eat it? I've done that.

Everyone knows that homemade cookies taste, waaaaay better than store-bought. The same goes for cookie dough.

 

[Amaris]

Sometimes I make cookie dough, not because I wan t cookies, because I want dough.

Why not skip the middleman and just buy cookie dough off the shelf and eat it? I've done that.

Everyone knows that homemade cookies taste, waaaaay better than store-bought. The same goes for cookie dough.

Amen!
Mmm...chocolate chip cookies made from scratch...


J.

 

[Deckard]

I like to eat slices of plain white bread doused in vinegar.

 

[ancientone51]

I eat all the gummie bear colors until only the red are left, then savor those

 

[thestrangequark]

I eat all the gummie bear colors until only the red are left, then savor those

Though I rarely eat cheap candies (I usually save my sweets allowance for pricey truffles and 77% plus dark chocolate), I do occasionally give in to the temptation of the peanut M&M. When I eat those I do so very peculiarly: after choosing a handful, I eat selectively to create a color palette -- red, yellow, and orange perhaps, or blue, green, and brown. Then I narrow the palette to two colors, and eat them in an alternating fashion.

 

[Maestro]

...I get teary eyed watching E.T...

I cry every time.

...had sex with a college professer...

Oh, do I have a thing for college professors! Especially that late seventies, liberal college professor stereotype: all tall and thin, turtlenecked, elbow-patched, Carl Sagan-y, and too old for me.
Congratulations on that count!

Well, I'm neither thin nor too old for you, but I prefer the look, and my wife says it looks good on me.

Wonder if she'd approve of us having an affair?

(And I'm just being cutesy here)

 

[DBR]

I cried at the end of K-Pax just two weeks ago when the winning essay that Prot had the mental patients write was read: "I have no home," and the girl who wrote it was gone along with Prot.

But in my macho defense, I had a lot to smoke.

 

[TheBrew]

I eat all the gummie bear colors until only the red are left, then savor those

Though I rarely eat cheap candies (I usually save my sweets allowance for pricey truffles and 77% plus dark chocolate), I do occasionally give in to the temptation of the peanut M&M. When I eat those I do so very peculiarly: after choosing a handful, I eat selectively to create a color palette -- red, yellow, and orange perhaps, or blue, green, and brown. Then I narrow the palette to two colors, and eat them in an alternating fashion.

What I do is crack the shell, fish out the nut and eat it first and then eat the chocolate. And I do that all with my teeth and tongue.

 

[Lookingglassman]

I secretly love the old commie Soviet Union's National Anthem.

 

[USS Triumphant]

I love Jem and The Holograms. Not "loved". Love.

The same thing applies to 80s Europop.

I put sugar on grilled cheese sandwiches.

While in jr. high, I once strung 14 9-volt batteries together with the relay in a Radio Shack 101 Electronics Projects kit, and shocked my man parts.

 

[Jono]

I eat all the gummie bear colors until only the red are left, then savor those

I do the same but with M&Ms.

I like Elvis movies.

 

[MANT!]

Confession time..
Ok had a horrible supervisor in the USAF in the late 80's, he'd snap at anyone and projected his own homophobia on just about anyone..and was the laziest supervisor I've ever known.. anyway..I'd had enough one day..so ,using a payphone, I called the county "Gay Alliance" nearest the base after hours and left his name,address, and both his work/home phone numbers with the message "I want to talk with someone about my awkward feelings at work". (This was before the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy).The Gay Alliance called the squadron and IDed themselves and to whom and why they were calling.

He raged about that for months while an investigation about his "suitability to be in the military" went on and on...



I know it was wrong..but I still feel good and guilty at the same time...


So how many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?

 

[Amaris]

Confession time..
Ok had a horrible supervisor in the USAF in the late 80's, he'd snap at anyone and projected his own homophobia on just about anyone..and was the laziest supervisor I've ever known.. anyway..I'd had enough one day..so ,using a payphone, I called the county "Gay Alliance" nearest the base after hours and left his name,address, and both his work/home phone numbers with the message "I want to talk with someone about my awkward feelings at work". (This was before the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy).The Gay Alliance called the squadron and IDed themselves and to whom and why they were calling.

He raged about that for months while an investigation about his "suitability to be in the military" went on and on...



I know it was wrong..but I still feel good and guilty at the same time...


So how many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?

If you were a member of my church, I'd give you a cigar and a brandy.

J.

 

[Niorah]

I get addicted to videogames soooo easily. It all started with the very first one I played on our first pc, Fascination, and it hasn't stopped yet. The good thing is that after a few days of obsessive playing, it naturally goes away.

I love swords, I own a few that are proudly displayed in the house and I'm always looking to buy more even if I know I don't have the space to put them up.

I started sleeping with a yellow teddy bear, that used to belong to my mother, when I was seven and I was having a bad flu. I never slept with a stuffed animal to keep me company before, but after that I refused to sleep -without- a teddy until I was well in my twenties.
Nowadays I'm very happy to have a full size, lovely, warm, smooth and sweet live one to sleep with.